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KIZITO SPEAKS XV
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I’m not racist or anything. The white guys just don’t do it for me sexually like the black brothers like Idris Elba and David McIntosh (eat your heart out, Pinky).
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Here’s my response to his Instagram update above: ‘I promise on all the lives of the forgotten mermaid children of Atlantis that this is not a hard-on I have for
This is just way too much gorgeousness in one family
You know how you’re a one-man man, and you believe you can only ever be in an exclusive relationship with one person. But then you look, and lo and behold,
20 Comments
Mitch
January 09, 07:00Haba dan Allah! What kinda mesmerizing foolishness is this one, kwanu? This early morning? Bikonu, I can’t deal! I just can’t!
Bum driller bawo! Na nyash poker una for call am.
R.A
January 09, 07:12Shaftmate? Lmao! What’s this nonsense? ????
GOld
January 09, 07:15Ass shatterer much??
ROTFLMAO.
PP for this early morning again??
ken
January 09, 07:27Wow some pipo will start searching desperately for the shatterers pin/phone no./ facebook add….heck even twitter!
Some of my sistas are already vibrating in bed with this news. Lol!
Kritzmoritz
January 09, 07:55The Red Pepper is a terrible newspaper. They have a reputation for this nastiness.
Wayfaring Stranger
January 09, 08:16Isn’t your avatar risky?
ambivalentone
January 09, 07:59Bwahahahaha!!! This got me. ‘Luzinda ass’, ‘anaconda whoppers’, ‘leaking bums’??? I didn’t even see the dreaded ‘What-Must-Not-Be-Mentioned’ word. Not once
Kenny
January 09, 08:05LMAO!!! Just ridiculous
#Chestnut
January 09, 09:32What kind of journalism is dis abeg? Is dat a newspaper,or Stella dimokokokor’s blog? Hian!
So d guy fled from the cell? Their police hand sef no dey clean.
Absalom
January 09, 09:56Well…ironically the headline isn’t that bad; I can recall at least two bedroom encounters where I urged my dance partner to DRILL deeper. Because communication is very important in the bedroom. ??
“Ass shatterer”. “Shaft mate”. ???
When it comes to antigay vocabulary, homophobes are very creative. In my secondary school, having anal sex meant having your ass “burgled” or “burgling” another guy’s ass.
#ItGetsBetter.
Delle
January 09, 09:58Please where is this newspaper produced? So a journalist in this 21st century can write on such ‘nyama’ news? Mtcheew!
PP, ‘shobosho?’…lol, I hate that ratchet word ehn…
Max 2.0
January 09, 10:00??
Rapum
January 09, 10:50The writer was writing erotica. “Anaconda-like whoopers”. Lmao!
Keredim
January 09, 10:51This is embarrassing ??
Pink Panther
January 09, 16:39Hehehee! Kere, are you blushing?
Brian Collins
January 09, 11:52I haf see something. LWKMD. The expressions used in that article ehn…… What the heck is shaftmate?
Dickson Clement
January 09, 12:47This is funny!
PETROVICH
January 09, 13:26Only God knows why this article is turning me on…….
sinnex
January 09, 14:07LMAO
Tobby
January 09, 15:22Lmao