#Ronaldophobia: What Gay Slurs Toward Cristiano Ronaldo Have To Say About Sports Homophobia

#Ronaldophobia: What Gay Slurs Toward Cristiano Ronaldo Have To Say About Sports Homophobia

Originally published on out.com

One of the queerest things about homophobia is that many of its targets are not actually homo. Not because homophobia is a blunt, inaccurate baseball bat—though that as well—but because homophobia is used as a way of policing all men’s behavior, whatever their actual sexual preference. Or just to bring them down a satisfying peg or two That’s so GAY!! What are you, a FAG?? etc. etc.

Now that overt homophobia is increasingly uncool and sometimes illegal, it perhaps tends to be directed even more at men who are not officially gay or bi—albeit in a “joshing” way. Especially if they’re hotter and much more famous, wealthy, and talented than you—and we’re talking about football (disclaimer: soccer in the US).

During last week’s match between Real Madrid and Barcelona, the 31-year-old Portuguese football ace and underwear god Cristiano Ronaldo—Real’s star player—was targeted from the stands with chants of “MARICON,” the Spanish equivalent of “faggot.” Apparently this has been going on for a while.

Francisco Ramirez the director of the Spanish LGBT Observatory said: “For months the Real Madrid player Cristiano Ronaldo has been the continued object of insults and malicious rumours from the tabloids, and also from sports journalists and…players, in order to humiliate, offend and denigrate a great football player.”

Ronaldo is, by the way, not just a great football player—he’s one of the greatest of all time. He’s also currently the highest paid footballer in the world, which of course just makes him and his prettiness all the more intolerable. Ronaldophobia is perfectly understandable, really.

“It is necessary to clarify,” added Ramirez, “that homophobia does not necessarily mean that people who suffer are homosexual, but only that other people believe it or use it to insult, harass and humiliate others.”

I have no burning interest in Ronaldo’s “real” sexual orientation—someone who has reportedly been involved with a series of female supermodels. But lots of people do—straight and gay. Last year a photo of him horsing around with his bearded Moroccan kick-boxing buddy Badh Hari was seized upon by many as “proof” that Ronaldo is GAY!! (It’s never lower-case “gay”— and of course never, ever “bi”). Football pundits “worried” on TV that “cuddling” his buddy would “affect his performance.”ronaldo-3

Football is a very odd game indeed.

Perhaps I don’t have enough imagination, or perhaps I’m just not repressed enough, but when I saw the photos, I only saw two young men enjoying each other’s company and, rather wonderfully, not being afraid to show it. Not afraid, in other words, that people would think them…GAY!!

I also found myself wondering that if they were actually having a secret gay relationship, they might have been rather more inhibited— and Hari might not have captioned the pic of him picking up a grinning Ronaldo “Just married!”

But then, probably nobody really believed that the photos proved Ronaldo was having a gay romance— they were just a way to have a phobic little faux scandal and chastise him again for being a free, affectionate spirit with loads of money and talent and no modesty.

But however you interpret it, Ronaldo feels no need to deny rumors and the abuse or react to them at all. He really doesn’t give a shit what you or I think. Which is what drives so many of us—especially us English with our herd mentality—crazy.

When he played in the UK from 2003-2009 for Manchester United—the same club David Beckham had played for before moving to Real Madrid—Ronaldo was regularly abused from the terraces and also became the target of an especially vicious and sustained homophobic campaign from the UK media. Ronaldophobia was a national sport.

Unlike savvy, needy Beckham, proud Ronaldo didn’t go out of his way to curry favor with the press and play the self-deprecating game. Worse, he was younger, better looking, more talented—and, fatally, wasn’t English.

The UK’s biggest-selling tabloid repeatedly attacked the “arch metrosexual” as they dubbed him (as in, I guess, “arch villain” and “arched eyebrows”), for sunbathing too much, for wearing “tight silver shorts” on holiday, for his interest in grooming, his “perfectly shaved chest,” and generally being a big poof.

They even ran a piece comparing him to George Michael—who is also olive-skinned and GAY!! GEDDIT??—suggesting he fancies “playing for the other team,” and basically just shouting “MARICON!” at him over and over again.

Ronaldo’s response? He went on holiday wearing a pink baseball cap. With a pink flower behind his ear. After the UK press went predictably berserk again—including publishing photos of a male friend ACTUALLY TOUCHING HIM while he was wearing that GAY!! hat and GAY!! flower—he was pressed for a response: “I don’t see what is wrong with that if you are comfortable with your sexuality,” he replied, matter-of-factly.

The English of course aren’t comfortable with anything. Least of all themselves. Which is where much of their Ronaldophobia came from—and will likely surge back again with a passion if he returns to Manchester United as has been rumoured lately.

In that recent match against Barcelona where he was called MARICON! by the terrace oafs, Ronaldo was as shameless as ever—scoring a stunning winning goal in the last few minutes. Then in the locker room afterwards he lost no time stripping down to his white Speedos and showing off his buff, tanned, shredded body in a team photo with the celebrating Real lads.

What a careless, thoughtless, utter bastard. Why can’t he show some respect for the feelings of ugly, untalented men everywhere? Whatever their sexuality.


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  1. Eddie
    April 12, 08:08 Reply

    fire dey go jo Ogbeni Ronaldo….haters should eat their hearts out!

  2. Delle
    April 12, 08:09 Reply

    Are you kidding me? He was called a faggot during a football game? (Pardon my not watching that sport at all).
    Yea, I know I was also secretly wishing he was gay (maybe I still do), but that’s just cos he’s hot and in my mind of minds I feel I’d have a better shot at having him if he was gay than straight…but all of these? Why are people this shallow-minded? Like they have automatically forgotten all the supermodels he’s been with? Just like that?

    Well, talk is cheap. That’s all.

  3. Eddie
    April 12, 08:19 Reply

    he doesnt give half a fuck…now,thats a guy who’s comfortable with his sexuality!

  4. Kenny
    April 12, 08:28 Reply

    Homophobes are unreasonable, Ronaldo doesn’t give a rats ass what they think or say.

  5. jaja
    April 12, 08:29 Reply

    I love Cristiano Ronaldo.

    April 12, 08:36 Reply

    The last line is Epic……..
    *I see dark clouds*

  7. Keredim
    April 12, 08:37 Reply

    Not really surprised by the reaction of the English press.

    I mean these are people who think male grooming is having a shower or bath more than once a month. ????

  8. Frank_Einstein
    April 12, 09:02 Reply

    Homophobes are totally unreasonable. But i’m so loving Ronaldo’s attitude…..

  9. Marc Francis of Chelsea
    April 12, 11:09 Reply

    I’ve said this before: sometimes (and not very often) I feel sorry for straight men. They are put into such a tight metal box by society that ANY deviation is considered taboo or “GAY!!” as the author aptly put it. “He’s wearing skinny jeans. GAY!!” “Why would a straight man tell another man I love you? GAY!!” “Ah, he gets his brows tweezed? GAY!!” “Tears? GAY!!” “Colours? GAY!!”

    The sad part is that it is the majority of men who have perpetuated these stupid stereotypes. I feel some homophobic men are that way partly because they are jealous of the emotions being gay allows gay men to express to each other freely.

  10. Nefretiti
    April 12, 14:06 Reply

    The boxer has an erection ….tho slight but an erection none the less#justsaying . I want him 2 b gay*guilty pleasures* and I kinda think he is..anyhoo what’s my bizness. Bye *runs 2 read a book *

  11. Sammy
    April 12, 14:52 Reply

    I thought I was the only one that doesn’t watch football…. .. love him though…. ?

  12. Atrocious
    April 15, 11:17 Reply

    I’m queer, I’m proud , get used to it.. ???

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