Cristiano Ronaldo marks his 30th Birthday by getting All Oiled Up

Cristiano Ronaldo marks his 30th Birthday by getting All Oiled Up

Happy Birthday, Cristiano Ronaldo!

The Portuguese soccer stud turned the big 3-0 a couple of days ago, and to celebrate, he’s stripping down, oiling up, and showing off his rock hard — and we mean rock hard – body to promote his CR7 underwear line.

“I love vibrant colors and underwear is a great way to experiment with different looks,” the birthday boy says in a new commercial. “The bright pink and red in the new collection and the bold patterns gives it a distinctive look for Spring/Summer — I like to make sure that the collection stands out! I’m really proud of it.”

We’ll take one in every color!

Check out the pics below.

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  1. Harrison
    February 07, 04:05 Reply

    well, sometimes built up muscles and abs won’t be enough to render you sexy…he is not hitting it for me biko i will pas *rme*

    • Harrison
      February 07, 04:07 Reply

      oh! i made the first comment today? wow!

  2. Sheldon Cooper
    February 07, 04:26 Reply

    Light skins don’t do it for me. *no offence Pinky* but he looks great though.

  3. Masked Man
    February 07, 06:52 Reply

    “We’ll take one in every colour”
    I’d already balanced for some deliciousness only to get two photos. Ogini?

    The brother is hot biko. I can pick ‘balls’ for him during training.

  4. Mercury
    February 07, 07:08 Reply

    I dont find CR sexy, but I absolutely want those briefs tho…….all of em.

  5. KryxxX
    February 07, 07:27 Reply

    Cboy is so well sculpted! Like a sculpture Michealangelo spent 10yrs on! That Jawline nd crotch……………………

    *Snaps out of fantasy*
    I want them briefs!!!!! Something to strut around in on Saturdays, Sundays nd every other day!

    Nd Pinky, the colours u chose didn’t do ur writeup justice biko! Where is d bright PINK ONE?!

    • Eros
      February 07, 08:19 Reply

      *tiptoes into KD* Ashawo rest biko, Dont let this hornger take you hell *sprinkles Holy Water on you and flees*

      • KyrxxX
        February 07, 09:47 Reply


        I know where to get u! Just do finish nd come in!

  6. Masked Man
    February 07, 08:22 Reply

    Mecury, wait, who’s akuna?
    I hope you weren’t referring to me. Since when did kettle start calling pot black?

  7. Pete
    February 07, 09:14 Reply

    Love only his football

  8. Dennis Macauley
    February 07, 09:37 Reply

    Three reasons why I love football;

    Christiano Ronaldo

    David Beckham

    Joseph Yobo ( untill that b***c Adaeze hustled him from my radar)

    • enigmous
      February 07, 10:02 Reply

      Oh, Joseph Yobo.

      Those lips.

      Ok, bye.

    • pinkpanthertb
      February 07, 10:32 Reply

      Hahahahaaa! Whatever shall we do with that bitch Adaeze

    • Heiress
      February 07, 14:02 Reply

      Keep your Yobo crush D! Cuz his married to Adeaze does not mean he is still not desirable even if she keeps popping out his babies side wink lol!!

    • Max
      February 07, 23:54 Reply

      Yobo what?? Saw him the other day @ my office and couldn’t recognize him… He looked like a tout/ bouncer… Don’t let TV deceive you. He’s just an average Joe.

  9. Heiress
    February 07, 13:55 Reply

    Wowu!! Well on the bright side the package is looking natural. He apparently lost his socks :-)!!

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