Humour Saturday: Kermit Is At It Again
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chestnut
July 26, 06:14Lol. I don’t know why people feel the need to lie though. If u’re versatile,just say u’re versatile! I mean,that’s the gift of being gay,no? Being able to give and receive when d situation calls for it?
Lothario
July 26, 06:24This has always been a huge issue in the gay community everywhere, even abroad. I remember I watched a movie where some dude had sex with someone, and when he told his friends, their response was “What? You allowed a bottom fuck you?”
Lol! I still think these memes are of the devil.
pinkpanthertb
July 26, 06:32The thing with labels sef…
Aproko Pikin
July 26, 06:45Personally I wonder who started the norm that bottoms can’t fuck (top)? They have a dick which gets erect when excited. So the idea really makes me sick. Asides the fact that he’s gay, won’t the dick be used to fuck a woman, if he eventually get married? The whole dos and donts appauls, abeg I just can’t.
Dennis Macauley
July 26, 07:22Labels? We hold onto them like it’s a badge of honor! Its not a biggie! It shouldn’t be a biggie. For me it’s about choices not roles. I prefer being a top, because I have taken it up the *** before and the pain was out of this world. The few times I tried, I just couldn’t get over the pain, so I decided that it wasn’t for me. I am very happy being a wrecking ball LOL
Jarch
July 26, 07:37Hahahaha seriously Dennis – wrecking ball. I just had to laugh my head off on that one cos almost instantly, a picture of Miley cyrus wrecking ball shaped as a phallus came to mind…. You wan kill person abi…. Not me and you abeg and my condolences to those who dare Hahahaha
pinkpanthertb
July 26, 07:50Oh and I’m sure lots of wall owners just loooove their walls being wrecked by you, hmm? *batting eyelashes*
Jarch
July 26, 07:57Looool pinky oh behave… You’re a lady for heaven sakes loool.
pinkpanthertb
July 26, 07:59*adjusting my elegant skirts* I’m still a lady please. Whatever have I said wrong?
Johnny Bass
July 26, 08:57Hmmmmm SL** coughs!!!!
Dennis Macauley
July 26, 09:34@pinky so who is going to hell now on a surf board?
Legalkoboko
July 26, 09:41Lol! *faints *
And you Pinky, are you sure you meant to say wall? Lol!! *faints again *
Legalkoboko
July 26, 09:57How does an ass whistle? Anyone care to demonstrate? Lol.
Absalom
July 26, 15:00Legalkoboko, you know when the hole clenches and unclenches after a hot session? Press your ear against it and listen carefully; you’ll hear a melodious tune if you’ve made it happy.
Legalkoboko
July 27, 13:02Absalom are you serious? Hm! let’s partner together in bottom hunting then. Yes? Lol!!
Jarch
July 26, 07:47I think labels are good though *insert jaws theme* maybe its just, I like things to be clearly defined from the onset.
The wahala is if you’re a bottom claiming to be top, you’re going back to wherever you and your lying konji came from. Cos the minute I notice something fishy while we’re at it, then we’re done… El finito.
Basically i feel labels gives us a sexual identity if you get my drift, but then I think we should be open to adventure and exploration should the tides change. Afterall, all bottoms like to cum and all tops have an ass. So flipping “roles” should be a thing of adventure rather than trying to soothe your nonexistent masculine ego
Jarch
July 26, 08:08Loool pinky more like what you did and said, trying to seduce a married man all because of his ball and still adjusting your form fitting skirt ontop of that
Am sure you’re one of the single ladies not allowed to sit anywhere near the first 3-4 rows in church…. A pastor is only human you know
pinkpanthertb
July 26, 08:15Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!! Jarch, you haf kee me finish.
Absalom
July 26, 09:21Lmao – what! This meme reminds me of those porn videos when the camera zooms in on the ass of the guy doing the pounding and we see his hole is wide as the rim of a mug (lol).
chestnut
July 26, 13:09LMFAO!OMG Absolom! U are soooo wrong for this! *choking with laughter* I thougt I was d only one who noticed! Sometimes d top’s hole is so round and wide that u can see that niggah’s innermost thoughts and dreams thru it! LWKMD
Yomi
July 26, 17:53innermost thots kwa? You have killed me with laughter oooooo
Khaleesi
July 26, 10:55the seeming preference for the top label is simply a throwback to our ancestral societies where anything masculine is deemed superior and feminine is weak and inferior! we have unfortunately carried over these tired labels into the ‘gaybourhood’ … abeg those labels r tiring. am versatile and its no biggie, do me or I do you, all that matters is that the sex is good and am connected to you …
Mart
July 26, 11:13But then, I’m of the opinion that tops have the nicest/fuck-inviting asses. I have seen so many I wanted to fuck just looking at their ass. I’m top myself, 90% of guys I’ve topped wished they could go behind me too. Current bf never considered topping till we started living together and as a nudist I’m always in my underwear and he can’t look past the ass, despite the size of the d… So yes, tops just so happen to have asses for days.
Obatala
July 26, 11:35In my opinion, taking a dick should hurt like hell. but when I give, I only see pleasure on their faces, it baffles me always.
pinkpanthertb
July 26, 11:38Hahahahaa! Spoken like a true Top. Most of y’all can never get it.
JustJames
July 26, 14:32Yes kermit… its none of yo business.
Being gay in this country is not easy. You battle with your masculinity and all that. So don’t be too hard on our sisters that want to be brothers.