Kevin Bacon Demands More Male Nudity In Films

Kevin Bacon Demands More Male Nudity In Films

Kevin Bacon has some strong feelings about the male genitalia. The actor expressed in a video from Mashable today that there’s a serious lack of male nudity in Hollywood. And he’s ready to fill the void.

Bacon talks about the disproportionate amount of female nudity we see in film today stating:

“In so many films and TV shows we see gratuitous female nudity, and that’s not OK… It’s OK, but it’s not fair to actresses and it’s not fair to actors because we want to be naked, too.”

Bacon delivers an extremely earnest demand to “free the bacon,” by which of course he means your “wiener, your balls, your butt.”

Bacon also calls out Fifty Shades of Grey, Game of Thrones, and Wild Things for the films’ timidity in full-frontal male nudity and the way GoT exploits women and should do so with male actors (volunteering himself in all these cases). A ballsy move on Bacon’s part, the campaign to help bring forth more male nudity is growing larger by the minute. Of course this is all a sly marketing ploy for the actor’s latest film — which has no nudity as far as we can tell.

Bacon’s film Cop Car opens in theaters August 7. Watch the #FreeTheBacon video below:

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  1. ken
    August 06, 07:52 Reply

    I guess Bacon has developed a new taste for the male “bacon”.
    Anyway, men dont do much nudity because sexually we are more fragile. The worst thing you can tell a guy is that he’s bad in bed. A good wife knows how to fake it to please her man.

  2. kacee
    August 06, 08:00 Reply

    Lol, that would be a nice sight for movie lovers “free the wiener” OMG LMAO. MM Where Art Thou?

  3. Mandy
    August 06, 08:08 Reply

    Yes o, Kevin Bacon, I’m with u. #FREETHEBACON!!!! There’s a list of wieners I’d like to see on film. Chris Hemsworth, Idris Elba (Sorry, PP), Gerard Butler, Zac Efron, Michael B Jordan, Matthew McConaughey, Chris Pine, Tom Hardy… oh the list goes on and on.
    FREE THE GODDAMN BACON!!!!

    • kacee
      August 06, 08:34 Reply

      Yes Tom hardy that guy is hooooooot, i’ll like to see brad pitt, Michael Ealy, the list still goes on(i can’t think right now) Hmmmmm if only…

      • Keredim
        August 06, 19:34 Reply

        Kacee, you can catch Tom Hardy’s dick in Bronson. Can’t really remember the details, so it couldn’t have made an impression…

    • Masked Man
      August 06, 09:20 Reply

      Did you just say Michael B Jordan?

      ***********
      Hello Deola,
      You wee not run and come abi?
      Stay there let them be thieving your man.

    • Deola
      August 06, 09:29 Reply

      Mandy mandy… I like you oh.
      But for the sake of peace eh, Kindly back off my bae Michael B Jordan eh. Its all for world peace. I haf talk my own. 🙂

  4. #Chestnut
    August 06, 08:13 Reply

    I’m here for it (a lil bit of genitalia on screen never hurt nobahdy! *tongue out*)

  5. Masked Man
    August 06, 08:33 Reply

    I want full frontal. The real thing going, not prosthetics.
    Imagine Idris Elba, fully naked on screen. Blawd of Jisos Kraist. Or Will Smith. Or Denzel.

    #FreeTheBacon

    • kacee
      August 06, 08:39 Reply

      Yuck denzel is old, MM i’ve missed u.

      • Masked Man
        August 06, 08:44 Reply

        Hey babe.
        Missed you too.

        Yes Denzel isn’t so young anymore, but how can he still be that sexy.
        And you know old wine tastes better. Lol

    • Pink Panther
      August 06, 08:42 Reply

      All of you people that are hankering for my man, Idris Elba’s bacon, una do oo! Keep panting for it, ye hear?

      • Masked Man
        August 06, 08:45 Reply

        Did he put the ring on it?
        Biko he’s public property.

    • Max
      August 06, 08:48 Reply

      You’re into daddies too…yuck

      • Masked Man
        August 06, 08:57 Reply

        I’m not a daddy hunter, neither do I gun for silver foxes.

        But there’s nothing wrong there.

        Just actors I suspect will have beautifully curved dongs that can wave to the camera.

      • Tiercel de Claron
        August 06, 10:02 Reply

        What’s wrong with being into daddies,Max?.Plan on staying young forever?.Cryonics is not yet a perfected science,you know.You grow older by the day too

          • Tiercel de Claron
            August 06, 11:51 Reply

            I am starting to feel benevolent towards Max,but he can make it easy to pick on him sha with some of the ideas he has/things he types.
            I’m in my thirties,but I don’t see why I should discriminate against those older or look down on those younger.We are all human,with same need for companionship that we connect with.

  6. Max
    August 06, 08:45 Reply

    Mr Bacon, please keep your clothes on. No one wants to see your wrinkly old body or your saggy flat tray-like glutes.
    Men have been treating women as sex objects throughout history, so its no wonder such rubbish still exists till today.
    Most men are insecure about their body and would never subscribe to going nude.

  7. sinnex
    August 06, 09:06 Reply

    ….and more black male nudes.

    I am tired of seeing pale butts that looks like turkey.

  8. masonkz
    August 06, 09:12 Reply

    Imagine seeing nude frontal of a black man with a huge schlong in a movie/series. Don’t know what I’ll make out of that.

    But I can give anything to see Anthony Mackie’s behind in movies. Hehe.

  9. Tobby
    August 06, 11:05 Reply

    Well, it wouldn’t hurt ^__^

  10. Perez
    August 06, 17:30 Reply

    I’ve seen John Legend’s butt…
    I’ve seen Boris Kodjoe naked.

    I just need to see Lance Gross’s frontal nude and I’m good to go.

    Aha. And Terrence J’s nudes too… I learnt from my ex that the cute looking ones carry the chunkiest meat.

  11. Okija
    August 06, 18:58 Reply

    Ben Aflek and Chris Hemsworth won’t be bad, but I can’t watch such movies in the Cinema. So many temptations walking the isle. I fit rape someone.

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