MY FIRST GAY PORN EXPERIENCE

Many years ago – I think I’d just left secondary school or I was still in school then, I can’t fully remember now – I was yet to see gay porn. I’d always wanted to know what gay porn was all about. I’d settled for straight porn and I’d had enough.

So this one time, I was chatting with this guy I met on Facebook and we got talking, and one thing led to another and he told me he had a gay porn CD. Intrigued by this revelation, I asked if he could lend it to me, and he said no. Besides the distance between us was insane; I was in Badagry and he was in Ojota. So I asked how he got it. He told me he saw it on display in one of the stores during a visit to Alaba market. So then I made up my mind that I would go to Alaba and look for gay porn CDs.

One day, I dressed up and went off to Alaba market. I got to the market and made my way to Obosi Plaza, where I’d been directed to by the friend from Facebook. When I got there, I saw a man selling porn, like the only thing he was selling was porn.

I walked up to him and said, “I want to buy blue film.”

At first, he looked at me with surprise, and I was there thinking it was because he figured I was a kid and had no business wanting to purchase porn. Then he shrugged and said I should pick the one I want from the pile.

I flicked through the pile of CDs, and then turned to him and said, “The one I want no dey here.”

He gave me a slightly bemused look before saying, “Which one you dey look for?”

I moved close to him and said in a low tone, “I want gay porn.”

He looked at me like I didn’t know what I was saying, before saying “Gay porn?” like he didn’t know the meaning of the word ‘gay’.

Perhaps he didn’t. So I moved closer still and clarified, “The one with man and man.”

He didn’t even show any sign of anger or disgust. He just looked at me and said, “I no get that one.”

I asked if he could help me get it and he asked me to come the upper week. When the upper week swung by, you can bet your ass I went back there. (This was all pre-antigay law, and even then, I didn’t even know what “kito” or setup was). So I went back to him. It was as if he was waiting for me. He waved at me as I approached his stand, and asked me to follow him. We made our way to a small stall. Inside this stall were different categories of porn. He reached into a pile and brought out a CD case and handed them to me. I looked at it and the picture on the front was that of a guy and a girl having sex.

I looked at him and asked, “You sure say this one get man and man?”

He laughed and said yes.

I had never been so excited in my life. With the CD in my hand as I made my way out of Alaba market, my heart was racing and my dick was hardening, and I couldn’t wait to get home and christen my DVD player with this porn.

I got home inserted the DVD, and you can’t imagine the disappointment I felt when it started playing. It was straight porn; some man and some woman huffing and panting away in a scene that had become way too familiar with me. I fast-forwarded till I got to the action I was looking for. The scene had what looked like two men in it; only that one of the actors had boobs and his dick was limp, even when the other man was fucking him (I wasn’t even sure it was a ‘him’. Those boobs looked too full to be man-boobs). The lighting was very poor and the background looked like a set that was made even before I was born. (I later got to know that this kind of porn is called Vintage).

However, in spite of the disappointment I felt, I was happy I got a taste of what I wanted to see, even though it wasn’t what I’d hoped for. It took another year before I learnt of Google, and then used it to further satisfy my thirst for gay porn.

So yeah, that was my first gay porn experience. Tell me about yours.

Written by Duke