Photo: National Chocolate Day
According to Tyson Beckford’s instagram update…
So why don’t you indulge by letting us know your perfect brand of chocolate.
Just so y’all know, the Idris Elba and Tyson Beckford brands are already sold out. Try others, please. 😀
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LIFE AS HE KNOWS IT (Chapter 7)
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Brian Collins
November 01, 04:30Waiter at ice cream parlor: Excuse me miss, what would you like?
*tucks Brazilian hair behind hair and gives him a dazzling smile*
Me: I’ll have a large Ryan Gosling ice cream with chunks of Boris Kodjoe chocolate, sprinkled with Morris Chestnut nuts.
*pats hair, still smiling*
Samaurai
November 01, 04:55Pinky, take your eyes off of Elba.
Bikokwa.
You already have Tyson. I’m not gonna look at that one. Just hold him tight. And leave my sweet piece of perfect chocolate for me. 😀 😉
pinkpanthertb
November 01, 04:59Covet not another man’s chocolate.
Dazzal!
Samaurai
November 01, 05:22Thou shall not crave two different pieces of chocolate at the same time. =D :p
Dennis Macauley
November 01, 05:04*invites pastor TB joshua for group deliverance session*
Brian Collins
November 01, 05:16Dennis get on your knees let TB lay hands on you first.
Samaurai
November 01, 05:30LMAO. 😀
See evil Dennis calling for “TB” Joshua.
OK.
Continu!
McGray
November 01, 05:13Ehen, Oga abi Aunty Dennis i agree with u. And i will be coming too with that Holy Anti-gay Pill endorsed by Prophetess Pinky
Dennis Macauley
November 01, 06:27Hian*
Aunty Dennis kwa?
Issokay
chestnut
November 01, 08:32Pinky, me sef confuse as I see d tin o…*straight face*
Peak
November 01, 08:10Ok let me have the milkshake that is hunk number 1(don’t knw his name but I luh me some latin meat don’t even mind buttoming 4 him) some boris kodja chocolate flavour with a lot of remy mars choclate chips and a heavy dose of adam killia and Logan mccree (sorry I ve a cream and vanilla addiction)
Brian Collins
November 01, 08:35and the award for ‘Slut of Life ‘ goes to………..
Brian Collins
November 01, 08:37And by the way Boris Kodjoe is mine alone. *where is that my gun*
Peak
November 01, 10:35I get odieshi so no bother!
Kryss S
November 01, 09:22*Puts on Cele white robe/red sash around my waist wit my bell nd starts to wriggle my waist in deliverance mood* Oroboskata! Jah Jehovah Emmanuel!
Pinky! All dis souls u r leading to hell on a rocket, God is watching ooooooooo!
Ehm *clears throat*! I don’t mind Boris Kodjoe shaa! Dat dude fine gan! But nobody, I mean nobody *COCKS AK47* should go near my TREY SONGZ! Dat Chocolate is mine nd mine alone! What I would do to those lips of his, those pecs/nipples, those guns, those bunnnnnnnnnns *faints*! Awwwwwwwwwwww! Am avoiding sweets but Trey is my addiction dat I can’t do without! Choi!!! Chi Zo ba m ooooooooo!
Its good to b back shaa! Missed u guys plenty! Where is my King shaa? Hope he has being a good boy? *winks*
Peak
November 01, 10:33Trey songs? Hmmmmm * throws him in my tray and bounce away, he would make a good snack bar when I get bored*
king
November 01, 17:40Kryss luv am rite here “D” missed u too!
Kryss S
November 01, 19:30Bia Peak milk, Olympic, Dano, Jago or whatever milk u call urself, u better bring back dat tray wit my Trey on it b4 e mara ihe tincan kuru pan! Hw dare u try taking my Trey nd even using him as snack! Mind yaself ooo! I don’t share biko! Meet Pinky nd Share Idris wit him abeg! Mstcheww!
King my Love *blows him a kiss*! Which one is “D” kwanu? Hian!!!! Are u sure u missed me?
lluvmua
November 01, 09:50*comes out of the saloon looking fresh and sexy on my red heels* gets a call from chocolate delivering company* operator : good morrning ma wah are we delivering ?, ME: hmmmm thanks ok. I would love to have a tall tank of idris elba mixed with trey songz and add a little boris kodjoe flavour and before I forget wrap it all wif a light flavour of dennis macauley! *winks*
Brian Collins
November 01, 16:22What is it with you people and my Boris Kodjoe? Which kain ojukokoro is this one kwa? I have my gun at the ready o.
king
November 01, 17:43Iluvmia u sef! Abeg leave Dennis for his Mrs jo!!
Kryss S
November 01, 19:27Bia Peak milk, Olympic, Dano, Jago or whatever milk u call urself, u better bring back dat tray wit my Trey on it b4 e mara ihe tincan kuru pan! Hw there u try taking my Trey nd even using him as snack! Mind yaself ooo! I don’t share biko! Meet Pinky nd Share Idris wit him abeg! Mstcheww!
King my Love *blows him a kiss*! Which one is “D” kwanu? Hian!!!! Are u sure u missed me?