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Where the straight guys at? More of them should live by this credo. Break my heart, lady, and I’ll sleep with your new man. Don’t you think so, guys? 🙂
27 Comments
Mandy
November 04, 06:10LOL
The money-grubbing hoes be like: ‘How would you like it, daddy?’ with their eyes on the prize.
posh6666
November 04, 08:13Mandy hahahaha we all know money is good and opens up alot of opportunities
ken
November 04, 06:33Once upon a time there was X. X was a dazzling pretty boy. All the girls said he’d make the prettiest babies, and the boys secretly envied him. Then X met D. D was a rich french pilot. And together they explored pleasures X never knew existed. X dropped out of school, and both lovers toured the world together. Eventually they settled into a civil union in one of the most beautiful and liberal countries on the planet. In the 5th year of the union, D met S, and then Q, and J…and the list went on.
What am I saying? Young guys should be wise enough to know they must struggle for themselves. Be ambitious, hungry for knowledge and have a plan for the future. That you are gay is not an excuse to be lazy and a leech!
drizzle
November 04, 08:30That Pep talk deserves an award.. #preach
posh6666
November 04, 08:45Ermmm nice one but what if X.x had his numerous sugar daddies and still became a university graduate?well as for me sha as long as we didnt actually discuss price and what not and you decide to make me happy after sex why will i say no?you enjoyed the sex so much after which you said anytime i need something i should let you know why should i refuse?well i will gladly admit that as a younger guy i met loads of generous men who felt i was adorable and needed to be pampered and i gladly took it while also facing my books,infact it made me concentrate on my studies the more,you know that satisfaction you get knowing ur account balance is sitting tight.In conclusion to all the young guys reading this pls so long as you didnt ask for it but was offered jerk that sugar daddy all you can like in the picture above while you can and most importantly face your studies!as if the money parents give can actually be ever enough.
PETROVICH
November 04, 10:17How to be an OLOSHO 101
posh6666
November 04, 10:20Lol Petro why do i get the feelings you actually know alot about this jerking stuff than you are letting go of?
ken
November 04, 13:30The issue is not whether u choose to have sex with men for money/other favours. Whether u choose to be prostitute or whore is not important (no offense). The important thing is to have a plan in life and not depend on others to get ahead. Be a professional in whatever field u choose, bcos whether u like it or not 2 factors are constant:
1. You will not always be cute/cuddly and desired by men
2. For every 1 of you there are hundreds more cute/hot/sexy out there. Some even willing to sleep with him for free!
posh6666
November 04, 14:57Ha! Thats true Ken thats one thing we have to keep reminding these upcoming young boys,theres is nothing wrong if you get lots of help from older men as u grow in achieving ur dreams just make sure you keep your sight on the main target of graduating with a good result.This men come and go and you lose your looks as you grow older,your education and what you achieve will be the only lasting thing for eternity.Sadly enough i know some few people who got carried away,some later came out with 3rd class,some till date know one can say if they finally collected their certificate or maybe just certificate of attendance.
Dennis Macaulay
November 04, 07:18Keredim nwokeoma!
Kedu?
#Chestnut
November 04, 07:50Oh Dennis,Noooooo!!! How could u? How could u???!!!
Dennis Macaulay
November 04, 08:57Hian* I cannot greet my brother in the Lord again?
Nightwing
November 04, 07:34Can’t relate to this. ? *walks away whistling* ?? *ooh a pig doing the nae nae*. ??
Teflondon
November 04, 07:49I get milked all the time.. It’s not a big deal for me really. I’m a strong believer of the sch of thoughts “use what you have to get what you want”
Love what?!
This photo of the day had me in stitches. Lol I could picture it all in my head.
#ProudSugarDaddyToLegions
#Chestnut
November 04, 07:54Er…aren’t u a little young, to play the “sugar daddy” role?
posh6666
November 04, 08:24Lol abi now dear Tef so long as you are not offering upto 50k and above per round of sex pls kid urself not!
Kerr
November 04, 08:15((Sigh))
Max
November 04, 12:00????? sugar daddy?
More like agbalumo daddy lmfao ???
Sinnex
November 04, 07:59Lol…some guys ain’t loyal jare.
Ruby
November 04, 08:04ℓ☺ℓ
Reminds moi of some people I know *giving them side-eye*
Ahem…. All aboard the Leech & Parasite Cruise!!!
posh6666
November 04, 08:14Btw been a while i saw Keredim hope his doing fine☺
ronniephoenix
November 04, 09:06Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Dickson Clement
November 04, 09:08Oh good lahd! I was never ‘humble’ enough to get a sugar daddy! This story of X’ flying around the world looks like a good prospect!!! *Sips tea and rolls eyes* I need to pray more these days or go get some ‘do as I command ‘ juju! That way I don’t need to ask, I will command!!!
Chizzie
November 04, 09:12Ehm I do not understand.. What does this mean? *crying*
Delle
November 04, 09:52Hahaha I really laughed so hard reading this! Jerking off to gold…that aint so bad.
I heard old men don’t know how to keep the cream in for so long, honey if that’s what you’d do to get them bars…hit me!
PETROVICH
November 04, 10:12Can’t relate, next please
Tobby
November 04, 18:55loool. I do need a sugar daddy ???