Terrified virgin bride attacks husband after seeing his large manhood for the first time on their honeymoon
A South African virgin bride allegedly battered her husband on their honeymoon after seeing his penis for the first time.
Mnombo Madyibi, 32, ended up with a bandaged head after getting intimate with his wife on their honeymoon, having decided to abstain until they were wed.
The unnamed wife described her husband’s penis as a ‘hairy, scary cucumber’ and he reportedly goes by the nickname of ‘Anaconda’ after his football teammates saw his manhood in the changing rooms.
“All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay,” Madyibi told the Daily Star. “But all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.”
As the heavy petting continued, he said his wife reacted in horror, bit his ear and squeezed his private parts.
Mnombo Madyibi, 32, ended up with a bandaged head after getting intimate with his wife on their honeymoon having decided to abstain until they were wed
“Before I knew it,” he added, “she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I’d bought her as a gift.”
The screams woke up other guests at their bed and breakfast in Coffee Bay, South Africa, and the pair ended up taking different buses home.
His wife, who the amateur football player had met at church last year, played down the violence, saying: “He has a big penis – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush. I only slapped him on the cheek.”
With their marriage on the rocks, they have decided to agree to counseling instead of involving the police to tackle their issues.
Madyibi said: “I’ve only heard of penis enlargement and not penis shrinking.”
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30 Comments
Keredim
October 14, 06:16If this is true, then it lends credence to the saying –
“Always go for a test drive before buying a car”
??????
Mandy
October 14, 06:18Lmao. Seriously!!! What is abstenance abeg? Get your freak on before you commit joor
#Chestnut
October 14, 06:45Kere, not everybody likes #NetflixAndChill before marriage…
keredim
October 14, 08:01Well there are “pros and cons”
Dis one na con.
Mandy
October 14, 06:17Someone needs to introduce this woman to a power bottom. 🙂
Pink Panther
October 14, 06:49???? Men are looking for anacondas, she’s attacking the one she has gotten.
YOU-KNOW-WHO
October 14, 11:09Pinky just love to revel in his power bottom prowess! We get it you are the ultimate power bottom. Stop rubbing it on our face already.
Pink Panther
October 14, 11:12You must have me confused with someone else. I’ve never claimed any such thing. And I’m not rubbing anything in anybody’s face.
#Chestnut
October 14, 06:24lol… so she nack am bottle for head, then tried to suffocate him with the teddy bear he used his own money to buy, all because he has a big dick? that woman has a spirit-husband in the ocean,who doesn’t want her to be great. hehehe.
Pink Panther
October 14, 06:47???? aswear
FOOFOO
October 14, 06:47Hahaha…. This cracked me up… So it’s almost 2am here, and I just timed it right so I could comment, before I miss all the actions for the day, and all the fun is gone. Dear KD, fam I moved to theUS and the gay life here is almost different from what we have in Naija. Here people are more soulless and care less about you, and the gay community is largely intolerant. It’s more like a competition to look your best, as the gay market is brutal and of you don’t fit in, you get trampled on. Unlike in Nigeria, sharing face pic or having IG or Facebook profile link on your Grindr is just about normal, if you don’t give an acquaintance this, they usually go cold on you. I’m still trying to overcome the fear of meeting people, as the inherent nature of kito is still doing me one kind….lol, but I doubt anything if such happens here. So far I’ve hooked up with 2 white guys and a Jamaican. The first white dude (my first time with a Caucasian) smelled wired (something like ginger) sincerely, I can’t place the odour, n it turned me off. But I still perceived this odour with the second white guy, they were both mature. The black guy was uncut (my first), and the sxx was okay. It’s a beautiful country, but I certainly miss home, I wished we were more liberal with our sexuality in Nigeria and pray it comes to pass someday, I have really missed a lot of good stuff n KD and wanna say a big thank you to the fam here…. Reading this blog made me a more rounded and intellectual gay man.
Keredim
October 14, 09:45Foofoo, welcome to the west, where the gay issues here are quite different from the ones back home.
You say Kito is not here? You are in the US abi? Well the Kito there is on a different level from the one you are used to. In Nigeria, if you pay you get away with beatings. In the US they carry guns. They won’t even ask for money, they may use you for target practice especially the deplorable ones.
So please do not let your “kito guard” down
Have you noticed how segregated the gay scene is? There are white gay clubs as well as Latino and black ones. And depending on what part of the US you are, they do not tend to mix.
As for the oyibos you hooked up with that “smelled weird”. Trust me the first black people they hooked up with gave off a weird smell too. Albeit a nice smell.
You will get used to it. But sometimes dem no dey too baff, so you fit add shower to the foreplay.
Yes, we are mostly “soulless”, but you may have noticed (and like I said earlier) the issues facing the gay scene in the US are different from the ones in Naija. For example, wetin concern dem whether you get wife for house come dey fuck man outside? Na your wahala be dat.
I am not sure why you relocated, but something tells me finding a “soul” would not be a priority right now. But I could be wrong.
What I would say to you regarding the gay scene, is know what you want and don’t apologise for it. Hold your own and have your wits about you.
Good luck!!!
Bain
October 14, 08:35oya na….well the man should try and contact the kardashians….they would really value his ‘talent’.
posh6666
October 14, 09:33Oh my! Something some people are looking for this karashika of a woman just wants to end his life and derive some people happiness sexual healing just like that.
Only if the bitch knew what a great asset her hubby has and the kind of crazy amount of money plenty people will pay just to be pleasured by that anaconda…Abeg does any good Samaritan have like his instagram name or something?something?
*Singing in tekno’s voice she said she like cassava I get big cassava*
.•*Sugaar.•*
October 14, 09:38Where tha heck… They should have talked about what kind of size they wanted b4 now… Since no sex then talking about the size of my cock won’t be a bad idea … Some ppl sef …
When she gets to know how big cock sweets she’ll go and fight for it or even pay money for it. She better open her vagina and take it joyfully ?
.•*Sugaar.•*
October 14, 09:40H̶̲̥̅̊a̶̲̥̅̊h̶̲̥̅̊a̶̲̥̅̊h̶̲̥̅̊àh̶̲̥̅̊aáh̶̲̥̅̊a̶̲̥̅̊a̶̲̥̅̊h̶̲̥̅̊a̶̲̥̅̊. @Posh ??????
BIBI G
October 14, 09:41Lozllzlz
Take that anaconda baby girl
Before the South African bottoms snatch him 4rm u. He reminds me of my ex had an 11.5 inch fat cock but lasted less than 5 minutes
Sometimes he will just go in and before any thrust he would cum. And I was in the relationship for 3 whole years fml
Francis
October 14, 11:24Aaaaw! Now that’s true love….I think ???
Delle
October 14, 09:48Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Sorry, all I can do is laugh! Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
MORAL LESSON: Nothing like fornication is a sin. Better to fornicate, get to know your ‘partners’ than to end up dead!
Scary like a bush! I can’t stop laughing o! My ribs…
YOU-KNOW-WHO
October 14, 11:17I refuse to believe not for one day during their courtship, she didn’t touch his man hood or anaconda as mentioned above. She didn’t even see him naked one time? I find this hard ro believe. I think she is just (or both of them) trying to advertise the husband for people rich people like yours truly to be enticed and possibly offer some big bucks to have a good time.
posh666
October 14, 11:30Lmaooooooo “rich people like yours truly” you big bafoon pls how much are you worth?Do you know what it takes for someone to be called rich?
Real rich people don’t come on social media to announce they are rich…You Mr asshole is just a delusional insecured wanna be! Abeg how much dey ur account?who you epp?
My dear at most you are just comfortable and able to afford ur basic necessities like most average Nigerians and not RICH…How many designers do u have in ur wardrobe?how much does ur shoes or wristwatches cost? How many times have u travelled on vacations abroad just becos you feel like it? Niggah go sit ur wack lame fat black ass sumwer….Or better just die already.
posh666
October 14, 11:38There’s nothing special about you.You are just a regular overweight Nigerian who is struggling to have a better life that’s all.
YOU-KNOW-WHO
October 14, 14:16Ok.
TheMagnus
October 14, 13:23Posh, don’t you think you are overreacting? I don’t think he meant any disrespect.
posh666
October 14, 13:27Darling you are obviously new here.The old wigs in here know exactly what i’m talking about.
swanky
October 14, 14:11Neither do I see anything in the guys comment to warrant such a sharp rebuff, Posh. I align with You know who’s idea. That’s exactly what I could make out if this couple’s story.
Fearless
October 14, 14:33Hi, I’m new here. Nice blog! Pls,how does one create an account and post stories on this site?
Pink Panther
October 14, 16:06You don’t create an account here, dear. Whatever story you want told, kindly email it to pantherptb@yahoo.com
Fearless
October 14, 16:48Oh thank you….including stories and the likes right?
Pink Panther
October 15, 02:54Yes.