The Bible has been Rewritten with Rihanna as God and Drag Queens as Disciples, and it’s getting reactions from people

The Bible has been Rewritten with Rihanna as God and Drag Queens as Disciples, and it’s getting reactions from people

Comedian Elijah Daniel has now rewritten the holy bible for the gays.

The EDV (Elijah Daniel Version) translation has a few updates from previous editions; Rihanna is God, she made Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve, and instead of wine, Jesus turns water into mimosas.

The Holy Bible…But Gayer is now available on Amazon in its entirety, and the reviews seem mostly positive so far.

But while some are throwing back their heads in laughter over the updated bible, many others are pissed and don’t appreciate the delicious irony of it all.

Daniel is fending off the haters, and says that his satirical gay bible is for all the queer kids out there who were made miserable by the teachings of Christianity, including himself.

Many LGBT people have already told Daniel that his bravery and humor helped them come out to their own families and friends. One user wrote, “I told myself if u can publish the gay bible & not give a fuck about criticism then I can come out to my friends today n I did!!! Thank you for giving me the confidence to do this, I’ve been terrified for a while now.” Another posted, “I didn’t come out to my parents bc I need a home but u made me feel happier abt my sexuality :’).” 

Well, would you be getting your own copy of the new and improved bible? 🙂

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  1. Canis VY Majoris
    September 20, 06:39 Reply

    Christians are somewhat tolerant; try it with the Qur’an and see how long you’d stay alive.

    • Mandy
      September 20, 07:53 Reply

      I don’t understand Christians who express this sentiment about the consequence of Islamic violence when they suffer affront. I especially don’t understand it when it comes from gay Christians. It’s almost as if y’all are longing for Christians to be as violent as Muslims in defence of your god. Almost as if you wish the result of any affront on your god should be violent death.

        • Mandy
          September 20, 08:48 Reply

          Yea, best not to understand that kind of hypocrisy/inhumanity.

    • DeadlyDarius
      September 20, 11:09 Reply

      So you just stated the obvious. An even more distasteful reaction to someone else’s beliefs doesn’t make things right. People have rights. Ideas don’t.

  2. Rehoboth
    September 20, 07:02 Reply

    Religious jokes hardly sit well with me. Most religions are emotive and requires suspension of logic. Don’t bait them.

  3. rx
    September 20, 08:17 Reply

    Why even post this shit, some of us are able to reconcile our religion and sexuality and we should respect that

    • DeadlyDarius
      September 20, 11:11 Reply

      So carry on with your reconciliation….its not being infringed or even mentioned. Or do YOU own the patent on a set of books written millenia ago?

  4. Sorry not Sorry
    September 20, 08:19 Reply

    There’s something to be said about sacred-ness. I’m not sure I wanna be getting on this particular train.

  5. Mandy
    September 20, 08:21 Reply

    I wonder if he transcribed the entire bible, cos from these screenshots, he did the entire old testament. Such artistry. lol

  6. Wahid
    September 20, 08:59 Reply

    This is so wrong. The guy has issues.

  7. quinn
    September 20, 09:24 Reply

    Funny Af! now if I could afford to order one for myself ?

  8. Yazz Soltana
    September 20, 12:01 Reply

    They are all going to hell cause Beyonce is the only true God and she doesn’t any partners associated with her she’s a jealous God…
    Surfboard!!!

    • Pink Panther
      September 20, 13:42 Reply

      ????? Coman take a seat next to me in the congregation, Yazz!

    • trystham
      September 20, 14:25 Reply

      This is religious bigotry and I will not stand for it

  9. Cleopatro
    September 20, 18:12 Reply

    i wouldn’t wanto see Beyoncé get on this. she’s too something for it.

  10. Gaia
    September 20, 19:03 Reply

    Just two comments… I’m very sure this will never go well with Nigerians. We still Love our God Almighty.

  11. Gad
    September 21, 02:11 Reply

    My former Primate once told us of the attempt by some of our Western brothers at rewriting the Bible to make it more scientific. Which was one of the major reasons the church severed tied with the sea of Canterbury. If this is it ,then the Church most have taken a joke too seriously and needs to reconcile.

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