Thirsty? Pick Your Beverage
As for me and my longer throat, we will live for the thirst of Whiskey.
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42 Comments
king
October 04, 09:54I’ll have me ma COFFEE any day thank u!
Micky
October 04, 10:03Can I just have all the beverages??? I really don’t have a preference.. Pls don’t judge.
pinkpanthertb
October 04, 10:07Thirsty biatch. Lol
Dennis Macauley
October 04, 10:04Wine
No questions asked
gad
October 04, 10:11Water and oj
T÷
October 04, 10:12Three bottles of Beer!!!!! Then a cup of Coffee for the hangover and of course a tall glass of Water for the thirst…
king
October 04, 10:14T your so on point…..but still a thirsty hoe!!!
T÷
October 04, 10:18Loool
Khaleesi
October 04, 10:352 Large glasses of everything! except the milk, I’ll be needing just a few drops of that … ***licks red rouged lips slowly***
simba
October 04, 14:55Khaleesi….
Dominic
October 04, 10:35Black dude! Gimmmmeeeee everything liquid
Neon
October 04, 10:37I’ll have a kettle of licorice root Tea… and a large bottle of Water for the road!
*fake smile and gives Pinky a $100 tip*
enigmous
October 04, 13:10Can see u like the hair lining of your drinks to be well carved huh?
daniel
October 04, 10:41Tea and Beer.. One for morning the other for night…
#TeamKizito
October 04, 10:50I’ll just be a holy boy and do dry fasting.
Neon
October 04, 11:11Honey who does that when it isn’t lent… I’ll grab a bottle of Wine on my way home! *sips Tea*
enKayced
October 04, 11:18As for me and my friend, Wildsaint, we will share a crate of beer. Peradventure we don’t get high enough, we’ll try some whiskey. Pinky, you have competition in my friend, Wildsaint.
Guard your loins!
maxonex
October 04, 11:19I’ll have a beer anytime. Thanks…
JustJames
October 04, 11:29I’d like some early please with a little milk.. Thank you.
Ruby
October 04, 11:32I’ll take my Tea n Coffee with a lil Milk n…
What the heck! I’ll just take Water
Rapu'm
October 04, 11:54Tea, OJ, beer and whiskey. But if I’m to choose one, I’d take OJ.
Mr Bassey
October 04, 12:01Coffee,Tea,OJ, Beer and Whiskey…… Bite me pinky, yeah I said whiskey…. Damn I’m parched.
Stickysly
October 04, 12:01Last time I saw this pix, I settled for beer then Oj.
This time arnd I think tea for breakfast then wine as a nightcap would be nice.
lluvmua
October 04, 12:15Plz pinkie kindly send me everything apart from milk ok. Lolz
pinkpanthertb
October 04, 12:39Don’t worry I’ll send them to you. You just sit and relax. *rummaging in my kitchen drawer for my rat poison*
lluvmua
October 04, 13:25Lol @ rat poison. Oya pinkie u can keep d whiskey I dnt want again
Mrs Macaulay
October 04, 12:33*Looks around for Dennis*
*whispers really low*
Pink Panther can I have 3 cups of coffee?
Pls use your discretion while delivering!
#Thankyou
#InOtherNews
#RoadTrip #TheMacaulays #SallahInCalabar
pinkpanthertb
October 04, 12:42Lol. These Macaulays sef, y’all are like the Jayz and Beyonce of KD.
Wildsaint
October 04, 12:51My fairygreetings goes to Pinkpanther(shakespearian walter)u are really resounding,resonating and refeburating..All thanks to u 4 creating this..And to my lovely and wonderful friend and brother..the one dat makes me smile alltimes..even when I’m down,he’s always there to make me happy in any possible way he could..I’m talking of #Enkayced#..my motivator in this mindblowing kitodiares..I’m actually new here..Other hoyt smoking brodas here as well like Mr and mrs macualey,Dominic,Khaleesi,King,Micky,TeamKizito and the most alluring name I hv heard of #Rapum# U guys are Great..Holla..
pinkpanthertb
October 04, 12:58You’re welcome, Wildsaint. Do stick around.
enKayced
October 04, 14:06Wildsaint is finally here!
Welcome dear!
You’re sure to enjoy our array of characters!
Khaleesi
October 04, 15:32**sweeps long flowing freshly made sallah hair, throws arms in th air*** welcome to KitoDiaries hunny, its great to have you, please bring your friends to come e-socialise with us ***plants big wet lipstick kiss on both your cheeks**** welcome once again darling …
enigmous
October 04, 13:03Whiskey in the morning, beer in the afternoon, oj in the night…afterall, it’s called three square meal
king
October 04, 14:56Onyiosi…they said pick one haba!! Na only you den go serve pschewwww (in typical calabar accent)…..eh in other news the Macaulays pls greet all the fyne fyne calabar hot housebois for me ojare…..men am sooo horny here!!!
enigmous
October 04, 15:14Hehehe king, e be like that sometimes…u horny, I might just know the right solution. Lemme cushion the shock effect of ur hornines, I swear you will come begging for more #olivertwistthings
Aproko Pikin
October 04, 15:17I’d do a tall glass of wine….ain’t thirsty much and no fighting with Pinky for a whiskey tho!
***could use that for leftover!
Metrosexual
October 04, 18:05Wine, baby…!!! You can never go wrong with Omari Hardwick…. That’s a man after my heart…
Ruby
October 04, 20:11#theMacauleys Welcome to Calabar!
Hope u enjoy your stay
Brian Collins
October 04, 20:10How come i didn’t get a welcome like wildsaint. I’m fairly new, barely 2 weeks old here and never really got a welcome.
*sulking in the corner* Though i know many of y’all don’t care.
*In other news*
Because I’m not a heavy drinker i’ll have a cup-o-coffee, black with a coupla shots of whiskey.
#lemme run before somebody points a pink gun at me.
Wildsaint
October 04, 22:13Khaleesi,tanx a lot darling..I do appreciate..Brian Collins..never mind..Yours is coming in a grand and palatial style..Trust me baby
Samaurai
October 05, 16:14Whiskey is good but I love me some OJ and Beer anytime, anyday.
xpressivejboy
October 05, 20:30Whiskey, for me, will do anytime.