Watch: A Consolation Message For All Those Who Are Going Through Dickstarvation During This Corona Pandemic

Watch: A Consolation Message For All Those Who Are Going Through Dickstarvation During This Corona Pandemic

Someone sent me this video on WhatsApp, which I couldn’t help but share. Because in this period, when we are all self-isolating and social distancing and shutting away all human contact, it is important for us all to know that this is not the end of the world as we know it.

It is important for us to know that “we will have dick in our lives again.”

Watch the video below:

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  1. Mandy
    March 26, 07:37 Reply

    ???? We shall get through this. And when we see the D again, we shall embrace him with open walls.

  2. Ụtọnwa
    March 26, 08:49 Reply

    Ụmụnne m in Dickstarvation….my brethren in this uguru amụ, join me in this chorus

    We shall overcome,
    We shall overcome,
    We shall overcome, some day.

    Oh, deep in my heart,
    I do believe
    We shall overcome, some day.

    ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

  3. Mitch
    March 26, 10:27 Reply

    ????????????
    Y’all are weeping because of a few days of dickstarvation?

    Am not ya mate, plis dears.
    ????

    • Gaia
      March 26, 17:42 Reply

      Oga..

      Don’t blame us for your predicament mbok.

  4. Seth
    March 26, 12:57 Reply

    Totally cringe worthy. Have some dignity, MAN!

      • Seth
        March 26, 17:26 Reply

        So because it’s comedy it can’t be cringe worthy? Maybe he should find another line of work.

        • Pink Panther
          March 26, 17:40 Reply

          What I was addressing was your “have some dignity” comment. Of course, jokes can be cringe-worthy, but you are telling him to have some dignity as if this is deep, as if he lacks dignity, as if he is genuinely lamenting over dick. He was being comedic and it’s not that deep. I’m sure he has enough dignity to last him till the corona pandemic lasts.

          As for the comedy, everyone I know who’s seen the video has laughed out loud with joy at the joke. So, he may not have scored a hit with you, but his comedy landed with lots of other people. So yeah, this line of work is doing just fine for him.

  5. Higwe
    March 26, 13:16 Reply

    While waiting to have dicks in your life again , do something to help boost your immunity.

    You’re going to have to rely on it a lot.

    A thirty minutes workout everyday won’t hurt you .

    Run , jog , lift anything around you.

    Anything that makes you sweat and pump up your heart will do you a world of good at this time .

    As for people living with HIV ….if you’re currently on medication with an undetectable viral load , you have nothing to be worried about at least for now .

    Here is when you start getting worried thoigh , when hospitals start shutting down and face to face appointments becomes harder to get .

    I’d suggest you pile up your medications too.
    That doesn’t mean you start abusing drugs , just have enough to last you for a foreseeable future and maintain the same dosage you’ve always taken .

    For you to have dicks in your lives again , you need to survive first.

    ********************
    I would have suggested you follow me on instagram for your home workout tips , but there are so many people I’ve pissed off here waiting for their pound of flesh ????

    So go find YouTube videos or get creative.

    Most of you can take dicks for hours .
    Flapping your ass cheeks like a nestling about to take its first flight while being rammed into like an angry bull squashing a matador .

    Imagine you invested that stamina into simple home workouts . ?

    • ChubbyLover
      March 26, 18:30 Reply

      You like to shake every concrete table you come across…..wonder what you look like by the way

      • Chubbychub
        March 27, 00:50 Reply

        I always look forward to his comments on every post.

        • Q-Mara
          March 27, 13:16 Reply

          Lol. … and i thought i was the only one in that corner. Higwe can we have your Email addy?

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