You Do Me, I Do You
“Woah! Woah! Woah! You are big.” I looked up at him with an ‘I-can’t-believe-you-lied-to-me’ expression.
He smiled back at me. “I knew you’d like it.”
Huh?
“It’s an impressive something, yes. But I thought I made it clear while we were chatting that I don’t do big dicks, Dumbiri.” I was beginning to get irritated by the smirk on his face.
“Yeah you did say that.” He bent toward me and kissed me. “But I figured it was all talk. You can’t say you hate big dicks when you haven’t had mine. A pretty boy like you deserves a pretty prick.”
He said ‘prick’ with an amused tone that made me laugh despite myself. His confidence was an endearing attribute. Add that to the sexiness his gorgeous body already exuded effortlessly and I was willing to forgive him.
“I don’t like that you lied and I’m seriously scared for my life but…” I turned to the hefty member hanging down between his legs, took it into my mouth and worked it till it was firm, turgid and filled with man-blood.
And then we were stretching out on the bed. My tension was evident.
“Relax baby,” he husked into my ears as he got settled on top of me. The entire length of his body was spread on my tensed back. “You keep twitching that hole and my penis will get confused,” he joked.
I rolled my eyes and began to think of ways to escape the imminent pain. I started thinking of how Adam and Eve moved around in the Garden of Eden naked. I thought of the sex they would have been having, the amount of semen deposited on inquisitive flowers and talking insects. I was so taken by my thoughts, leaving them to bear me out of my room in school, out of Nsukka, and then –
“WTF!” I screamed.
This motherfucker had just rammed into me. The searing pain shot up my spine and went straight to my head. My eyes watered immediately and I felt like I was going to pass out.
God, the pain!
Let me take a break here to say this: Never ever wish this on your enemy. I don’t pray for Mugabe or Trump to go through this. No one deserves such pain. Nobody’s anal chute should be put through such hell. We are all humans.
Amen.
Dumbiri didn’t even pull out upon my cry of pain or apologize. And I…I was just too weak and reeling to do anything. Still lying on my back, he went to work. Thrusting and panting, while I was enduring and quietly plotting.
But I needed time to effectively carry out the plan and the discomfort was becoming unbearable. So once again, I escaped in my head. I was suddenly wearing a long Alexander McQueen dinner gown on the Met Gala red carpet, interviewing Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. Ogling his delicious glory and thinking of how it would feel with him in his Deadpool costume, fucking me slowly but deeply.
And then –
“Yes baby, I’m almost there…” Dumbiri panted, his body quivering as he picked up thrusting pace.
And then, with a savage inward smile, I pushed back at him. He wasn’t expecting it and fell away from me without resistance. Then I slid off the bed, got to my feet and cocked my head to the door while folding my hands.
He stared cluelessly at me. “What the fuck!” he echoed my cry of pain when he invaded my ass so cruelly, except the words left his mouth with outrage. His ever-erect dick jutted out into the air, wrapped in a condom, glossy with lube and ass juices. “What’s wrong?” he gasped.
“Nothing. I’m just tired and I think you should leave now,” I said with a blank look on my face.
“What!” he spluttered.
I quickly put on my briefs and went to unbolt the door.
“Baby, please, what’s the meaning of this?” He’d gotten to his knees on the bed, his hands outstretched like he was begging for mercy.
But he wasn’t. He wasn’t even talking. He simply knelt there, moping with disbelief.
“You can’t do this na. I haven’t even cum,” he finally said.
“Yes dear,” I said with an evil smile. “That’s the point. Now leave before I start screaming rape.”
He didn’t need to be told twice. He hurried to his feet and into his clothes, his dick settling uncomfortably into his boxers. He bustled to the door, and as he walked past me, he turned and said with icy fury, “You are wicked. Someone will do this to you.”
I snorted. “Please leave.”
The second he stepped out of my room, I slammed the door shut. Then I dropped on my bed, spread out my legs and began massaging my bugaina with a warm towel.
Written by Delle
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54 Comments
Lopez
May 17, 06:00The moment i started reading this… i knew it’s Delle
Pjay
May 17, 21:28Me too.
Colossus
May 17, 06:12????????
KryxxX
May 17, 06:25**Evil ? grin** I love my Delle! Way to go babes! ? ? ?
The ability to deny a goat to cum……..bliss!
Been ramped into even if it is with a dick the size of my mother’s pestle is fun! Very fun oh……. Only in porn! Idiot!!!!!! You want to comman form CulterX **fans self ???** on top the butt of nwa mmadụ! Ewu Gambia! ? ? ? ? ?
Delle
May 17, 20:36Sweetheart, they fail to understand that the hole belongs to us. Everyone has a hole. The fact that I decided to get pleasure from mine doesn’t give you the right to turn it into piece of arable land!
Black Dynasty
May 17, 21:56Whilst I understand why Delle did that, and frankly it was fair. I wouldn’t have let dude continue after the first stroke, especially with the lack of care or empathy. Sex should be mutual pleasure…..
Pink Panther
May 17, 22:12Word!
Mandy
May 17, 07:27???
You do me, I do you…
God no go vex at all for this kain matter. Even karma will be laughing at the brilliance of Delle’s payback.
Delle
May 17, 20:37Mandy biko I need your contact. Can I get it from Daddy PP? ?
himbo
May 17, 08:04Bottoms….smdh..
Pink Panther
May 17, 08:13Yels? Care to share what’s bugging your mind about bottoms? ?
himbo
May 17, 09:13Drama magnets
Pink Panther
May 17, 09:36Smh. Of course. Drama is an exclusive prerogative of bottoms. You speak such truth.
IBK
May 17, 11:05Then a certain muscular namesake of yours in a certain grouo is a borrow.. If we go by his anology
Delle
May 17, 20:23????
Johnny
May 17, 08:08I knew it would be Delle. This is savage, cum and kill me .
Delle
May 17, 20:33No baby I won’t do that to you. I’d look for a better place to deposit my jizz instead. ??
Iliana
May 17, 08:24I knew it was delle, go gurl ????
Delle
May 17, 20:29Oh sweetheart! ?
Jerry
May 17, 08:49Hahahahahahahaha good for you and oh I like talking insects in the garden of Eden hahahahahaha oh dear
Leo
May 17, 08:59???
*•shugaar •*
May 17, 11:00Bwahahahahahahahahaha waiyo Αℓℓah!
Lwkmd
??????
He’s a henemies
ambivalentone
May 17, 11:59Wa o! Se its not that ur omo department from the pool the oda day? BTW, the way u magicked the warm towel, seems u did expect big dick. #don’tmindme
Delle
May 17, 20:28????
Smh @u
mizta dee
May 17, 12:34I knew it was delle from the beginning with that “Dumbiri”. This is so nice. I laughed hard, kikikikiki
Dana Opal
May 17, 12:51U need to see the way I am happy at what you did Delle.
Liars dont deserve orgasms.
Delle
May 17, 20:27???
Tenzian
May 17, 13:22Even b4 I opened my mail I knew it was Delle. Hello Pinky, longest time. Na Mc…. dey tok oo
anonan
May 17, 14:49And that’s how ppl get raped
Mitch
May 17, 15:32?????
Of course, it’s Delle.
Wickedness is his specialty
Delle
May 17, 20:26Lol. I have nothing to say to you.
Oh I just did. ?
FJ
May 17, 17:40Your guest was the world’s dumbest. There are better ways to rape a bottom irrespective of the dick size.
KryxxX
May 17, 17:53**Cleans eyes ? very well**.
I very well hope it’s not what I am thinking that I read oh!
Delle
May 17, 20:21Wait. Wait.
Are you for real now? Should we start buying forms for the class on How Good To Rape a Bottom? ??
FJ
May 17, 21:31Honestly, did you really have to leave the poor guy in the lurch in order to prove a point, especially after so much expectations?….add patience to ur virtues, bro.
Black Dynasty
May 17, 21:49Do you hear yourself? @ better ways to rape a human being.
Terribly stupid statement tbh, perhaps you should be put in such a situation a few times and understand the utter ignorance of such a sentence.
FJ
May 17, 22:38Lol…shey na u wan put am?..e no go even enter…so rest!
Delle
May 17, 23:23The fact that you even replied your very baseless statement baffles me.
How can you even stand for rape and tell me it’s empathy for what I did to someone who was inhuman enough to ram into me?
You keep saying terrible things. Keep dropping unbelievable comments and I can’t help but wonder what goes on in that head of yours.
FJ
May 18, 08:42Delle, pretence is your middle name. Good morning. Feeling a deja vu here. Not sure if u were the same medic i once knew.
Black Dynasty
May 18, 05:42@FJ continue to proudly display your ignorance. Life has a way of teaching empathy and it is usually not pleasant.
FJ
May 18, 08:32Yinmu. With the way some of you scamper around for newest and biggest dick, am sure u would offer to pay to be behind the bars for continual wild bare backs by the so called rapists tainted here.
If u read my comments in btw the lines, u didn’t av to be Kyle xy to “see” an underlying sarcasm.
Mitch
May 18, 09:51It’s always been obvious that old age doesn’t equal wisdom.
Don’t make yourself the new scapegoat for that here on KD, FJ.
Bloom
May 17, 21:09With the way that dick ran in quickly into your “bugaina” and the way you stayed still through out most of the banging considering how “big” he was…. says a lot about it’s(your asshole) width and history…
Just saying
Pink Panther
May 17, 21:18And his asshole’s width and history is something you are honestly trying to shame him for? Really?
Delle
May 17, 23:27Yes. Yes. Yes.
Because I need to have a bowl for a hole go get rammed into.
Even if your hole is as tight as a flower bud, an angry dick would find its way through.
By the way child, your ignorance is seething.
I stayed still? Talk about people not comprehending. *shrugs*
omiete
May 17, 23:30But why? We want a dick that is not too big to destroy our asses and not to small not to give a gag reflex. why did you let him in the first place But Delle you are both wicked and brave!! Lets be friends am at Enugu campus. Not for hook up
Delle
May 18, 06:52PP would give you my contact.
Jo
May 18, 08:35All these my UNN pipus. *sigh*
Walks slowly towards Coscharis…
omiete
May 18, 14:15jo youre in law!!! then am sure i know you
Jo
May 18, 14:53Tsk tsk
Kamar
May 18, 15:17I’ ve found a New Crush in Delle.
Quinn
May 18, 18:12cold! but yeah he deserved it. next!
Lyanna
August 25, 20:41So I was right. As I was reading, I said this is Delle. Lol.
Brainie
June 15, 12:41After reading this story and recalling all the sex stories and the memories the escapades created, I can only say one thing: sex is overrated.