Photo: National Chocolate Day

Photo: National Chocolate Day

Screenshot_2014-10-29-03-55-49According to Tyson Beckford’s instagram update…

So why don’t you indulge by letting us know your perfect brand of chocolate.

Just so y’all know, the Idris Elba and Tyson Beckford brands are already sold out. Try others, please. 😀

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  1. Brian Collins
    November 01, 04:30 Reply

    Waiter at ice cream parlor: Excuse me miss, what would you like?
    *tucks Brazilian hair behind hair and gives him a dazzling smile*
    Me: I’ll have a large Ryan Gosling ice cream with chunks of Boris Kodjoe chocolate, sprinkled with Morris Chestnut nuts.
    *pats hair, still smiling*

  2. Samaurai
    November 01, 04:55 Reply

    Pinky, take your eyes off of Elba.
    Bikokwa.
    You already have Tyson. I’m not gonna look at that one. Just hold him tight. And leave my sweet piece of perfect chocolate for me. 😀 😉

      • Samaurai
        November 01, 05:22 Reply

        Thou shall not crave two different pieces of chocolate at the same time. =D :p

    • Brian Collins
      November 01, 05:16 Reply

      Dennis get on your knees let TB lay hands on you first.

    • Samaurai
      November 01, 05:30 Reply

      LMAO. 😀
      See evil Dennis calling for “TB” Joshua.
      OK.
      Continu!

  3. McGray
    November 01, 05:13 Reply

    Ehen, Oga abi Aunty Dennis i agree with u. And i will be coming too with that Holy Anti-gay Pill endorsed by Prophetess Pinky

  4. Peak
    November 01, 08:10 Reply

    Ok let me have the milkshake that is hunk number 1(don’t knw his name but I luh me some latin meat don’t even mind buttoming 4 him) some boris kodja chocolate flavour with a lot of remy mars choclate chips and a heavy dose of adam killia and Logan mccree (sorry I ve a cream and vanilla addiction)

    • Brian Collins
      November 01, 08:35 Reply

      and the award for ‘Slut of Life ‘ goes to………..

  5. Brian Collins
    November 01, 08:37 Reply

    And by the way Boris Kodjoe is mine alone. *where is that my gun*

    • Peak
      November 01, 10:35 Reply

      I get odieshi so no bother!

  6. Kryss S
    November 01, 09:22 Reply

    *Puts on Cele white robe/red sash around my waist wit my bell nd starts to wriggle my waist in deliverance mood* Oroboskata! Jah Jehovah Emmanuel!
    Pinky! All dis souls u r leading to hell on a rocket, God is watching ooooooooo!
    Ehm *clears throat*! I don’t mind Boris Kodjoe shaa! Dat dude fine gan! But nobody, I mean nobody *COCKS AK47* should go near my TREY SONGZ! Dat Chocolate is mine nd mine alone! What I would do to those lips of his, those pecs/nipples, those guns, those bunnnnnnnnnns *faints*! Awwwwwwwwwwww! Am avoiding sweets but Trey is my addiction dat I can’t do without! Choi!!! Chi Zo ba m ooooooooo!
    Its good to b back shaa! Missed u guys plenty! Where is my King shaa? Hope he has being a good boy? *winks*

    • Peak
      November 01, 10:33 Reply

      Trey songs? Hmmmmm * throws him in my tray and bounce away, he would make a good snack bar when I get bored*

    • king
      November 01, 17:40 Reply

      Kryss luv am rite here “D” missed u too!

    • Kryss S
      November 01, 19:30 Reply

      Bia Peak milk, Olympic, Dano, Jago or whatever milk u call urself, u better bring back dat tray wit my Trey on it b4 e mara ihe tincan kuru pan! Hw dare u try taking my Trey nd even using him as snack! Mind yaself ooo! I don’t share biko! Meet Pinky nd Share Idris wit him abeg! Mstcheww!

      King my Love *blows him a kiss*! Which one is “D” kwanu? Hian!!!! Are u sure u missed me?

  7. lluvmua
    November 01, 09:50 Reply

    *comes out of the saloon looking fresh and sexy on my red heels* gets a call from chocolate delivering company* operator : good morrning ma wah are we delivering ?, ME: hmmmm thanks ok. I would love to have a tall tank of idris elba mixed with trey songz and add a little boris kodjoe flavour and before I forget wrap it all wif a light flavour of dennis macauley! *winks*

    • Brian Collins
      November 01, 16:22 Reply

      What is it with you people and my Boris Kodjoe? Which kain ojukokoro is this one kwa? I have my gun at the ready o.

    • king
      November 01, 17:43 Reply

      Iluvmia u sef! Abeg leave Dennis for his Mrs jo!!

  8. Kryss S
    November 01, 19:27 Reply

    Bia Peak milk, Olympic, Dano, Jago or whatever milk u call urself, u better bring back dat tray wit my Trey on it b4 e mara ihe tincan kuru pan! Hw there u try taking my Trey nd even using him as snack! Mind yaself ooo! I don’t share biko! Meet Pinky nd Share Idris wit him abeg! Mstcheww!

    King my Love *blows him a kiss*! Which one is “D” kwanu? Hian!!!! Are u sure u missed me?

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