Ugandan Men complain that Condoms are Too Small for Them

Ugandan Men complain that Condoms are Too Small for Them

200274006-001Many Ugandan men have reportedly complained to the government that the condoms in Uganda are too small for them.

The condoms have been described as being “too short for their sexual organs,” Metro UK reports.

According to reports, the small size of the condoms often leads to increased pressure during sex, which tends to cause the condoms to  unexpectedly burst, thus providing inadequate protection against HIV.

About 80,000 people in Uganda die every year from HIV. Condoms are seen as an imperative means of battling the disease, and so the government is taking the complaints about the condoms very seriously, and is seeking a lasting solution to the issue.

Hmm… condoms too small for their dicks. These Ugandan men must be generously endowed. Which Kitodiariesian is moving to Uganda as we speak? 😀

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22 Comments

  1. Paul
    September 22, 04:15 Reply

    Its raining HIV in Uganda
    D men there say umbrellas can’t cover them anymore that they need tents n here u r asking which Lot’s wife wants to move to Uganda?

    • R.A
      September 22, 05:03 Reply

      Looooooooooool

    • enigmous
      September 22, 05:47 Reply

      This one got me ROTFL…Lot’s wife??? Am dead already…Bwahahahahahahahaahaa

  2. Remy Dubois
    September 22, 06:20 Reply

    I fink we need a visual example of a Ugandan dick..i hope am speaking d mind of “all”!

  3. Dennis Macauley
    September 22, 06:52 Reply

    *Dials Khaleesi*

    In the light of this information, Can I gift you a first class ticket to kampala?

    • Khaleesi
      September 22, 13:42 Reply

      hahahahahaaa, I dunno sha, I v met 2 Ugandan men and they weren’t all that … sha, make the 1st class booking, I’ll go scout the gaybourhoods of Kampala and report back with my findings ….

  4. W£¡RDO
    September 22, 08:46 Reply

    Hmmm its true…. Dennis and Khaleesi sef *coughs* *coughs* *sips vodka on ice* *damn dis shit is strong*

  5. W£¡RDO
    September 22, 10:10 Reply

    No hunnay protein shake will do *licks lips in anticipation, ready to take it right from the source*

    • Dennis Macauley
      September 22, 10:48 Reply

      Protein shake? Source? We are still talking about an edible snack right?

  6. Mr Bassey
    September 22, 10:20 Reply

    Iyammi!!!!, ekpon mfed ntro ke idung ado. They should send their cock stats to them condom factories then.

  7. Lanre Swagg
    September 22, 20:21 Reply

    I’ve lived in East Africa- everyone one knows that they have small penises. True Africa-sized penises come from the West Coast. This is nothing more than a PR stunt for Ugandan men to boost their flagging egos- pun intended.

    • pinkpanthertb
      September 23, 05:15 Reply

      Dayum! Shade was thrown. On an entire nation, no less. Lol

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