You Do Me, I Do You

You Do Me, I Do You

“Woah! Woah! Woah! You are big.” I looked up at him with an ‘I-can’t-believe-you-lied-to-me’ expression.

He smiled back at me. “I knew you’d like it.”

Huh?

“It’s an impressive something, yes. But I thought I made it clear while we were chatting that I don’t do big dicks, Dumbiri.” I was beginning to get irritated by the smirk on his face.

“Yeah you did say that.” He bent toward me and kissed me. “But I figured it was all talk. You can’t say you hate big dicks when you haven’t had mine. A pretty boy like you deserves a pretty prick.”

He said ‘prick’ with an amused tone that made me laugh despite myself. His confidence was an endearing attribute. Add that to the sexiness his gorgeous body already exuded effortlessly and I was willing to forgive him.

“I don’t like that you lied and I’m seriously scared for my life but…” I turned to the hefty member hanging down between his legs, took it into my mouth and worked it till it was firm, turgid and filled with man-blood.

And then we were stretching out on the bed. My tension was evident.

“Relax baby,” he husked into my ears as he got settled on top of me. The entire length of his body was spread on my tensed back. “You keep twitching that hole and my penis will get confused,” he joked.

I rolled my eyes and began to think of ways to escape the imminent pain. I started thinking of how Adam and Eve moved around in the Garden of Eden naked. I thought of the sex they would have been having, the amount of semen deposited on inquisitive flowers and talking insects. I was so taken by my thoughts, leaving them to bear me out of my room in school, out of Nsukka, and then –

“WTF!” I screamed.

This motherfucker had just rammed into me. The searing pain shot up my spine and went straight to my head. My eyes watered immediately and I felt like I was going to pass out.

God, the pain!

Let me take a break here to say this: Never ever wish this on your enemy. I don’t pray for Mugabe or Trump to go through this. No one deserves such pain. Nobody’s anal chute should be put through such hell. We are all humans.

Amen.

Dumbiri didn’t even pull out upon my cry of pain or apologize. And I…I was just too weak and reeling to do anything. Still lying on my back, he went to work. Thrusting and panting, while I was enduring and quietly plotting.

But I needed time to effectively carry out the plan and the discomfort was becoming unbearable. So once again, I escaped in my head. I was suddenly wearing a long Alexander McQueen dinner gown on the Met Gala red carpet, interviewing Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. Ogling his delicious glory and thinking of how it would feel with him in his Deadpool costume, fucking me slowly but deeply.

And then –

“Yes baby, I’m almost there…” Dumbiri panted, his body quivering as he picked up thrusting pace.

And then, with a savage inward smile, I pushed back at him. He wasn’t expecting it and fell away from me without resistance. Then I slid off the bed, got to my feet and cocked my head to the door while folding my hands.

He stared cluelessly at me. “What the fuck!” he echoed my cry of pain when he invaded my ass so cruelly, except the words left his mouth with outrage. His ever-erect dick jutted out into the air, wrapped in a condom, glossy with lube and ass juices. “What’s wrong?” he gasped.

“Nothing. I’m just tired and I think you should leave now,” I said with a blank look on my face.

“What!” he spluttered.

I quickly put on my briefs and went to unbolt the door.

“Baby, please, what’s the meaning of this?” He’d gotten to his knees on the bed, his hands outstretched like he was begging for mercy.

But he wasn’t. He wasn’t even talking. He simply knelt there, moping with disbelief.

“You can’t do this na. I haven’t even cum,” he finally said.

“Yes dear,” I said with an evil smile. “That’s the point. Now leave before I start screaming rape.”

He didn’t need to be told twice. He hurried to his feet and into his clothes, his dick settling uncomfortably into his boxers. He bustled to the door, and as he walked past me, he turned and said with icy fury, “You are wicked. Someone will do this to you.”

I snorted. “Please leave.”

The second he stepped out of my room, I slammed the door shut. Then I dropped on my bed, spread out my legs and began massaging my bugaina with a warm towel.

Written by Delle

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52 Comments

  1. Lopez
    May 17, 06:00 Reply

    The moment i started reading this… i knew it’s Delle

  2. KryxxX
    May 17, 06:25 Reply

    **Evil 😈 grin** I love my Delle! Way to go babes! 😂 😂 😂

    The ability to deny a goat to cum……..bliss!

    Been ramped into even if it is with a dick the size of my mother’s pestle is fun! Very fun oh……. Only in porn! Idiot!!!!!! You want to comman form CulterX **fans self 😏😏😏** on top the butt of nwa mmadụ! Ewu Gambia! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • Delle
      May 17, 20:36 Reply

      Sweetheart, they fail to understand that the hole belongs to us. Everyone has a hole. The fact that I decided to get pleasure from mine doesn’t give you the right to turn it into piece of arable land!

      • Black Dynasty
        May 17, 21:56 Reply

        Whilst I understand why Delle did that, and frankly it was fair. I wouldn’t have let dude continue after the first stroke, especially with the lack of care or empathy. Sex should be mutual pleasure…..

  3. Mandy
    May 17, 07:27 Reply

    😂😂😂
    You do me, I do you…
    God no go vex at all for this kain matter. Even karma will be laughing at the brilliance of Delle’s payback.

    • Delle
      May 17, 20:37 Reply

      Mandy biko I need your contact. Can I get it from Daddy PP? 😊

    • Pink Panther
      May 17, 08:13 Reply

      Yels? Care to share what’s bugging your mind about bottoms? 😀

        • Pink Panther
          May 17, 09:36 Reply

          Smh. Of course. Drama is an exclusive prerogative of bottoms. You speak such truth.

          • IBK
            May 17, 11:05 Reply

            Then a certain muscular namesake of yours in a certain grouo is a borrow.. If we go by his anology

  4. Johnny
    May 17, 08:08 Reply

    I knew it would be Delle. This is savage, cum and kill me .

    • Delle
      May 17, 20:33 Reply

      No baby I won’t do that to you. I’d look for a better place to deposit my jizz instead. 💅💅

  5. Iliana
    May 17, 08:24 Reply

    I knew it was delle, go gurl 😝😜😂😂

  6. Jerry
    May 17, 08:49 Reply

    Hahahahahahahaha good for you and oh I like talking insects in the garden of Eden hahahahahaha oh dear

  7. *•shugaar •*
    May 17, 11:00 Reply

    Bwahahahahahahahahaha waiyo Αℓℓah!
    Lwkmd
    😂🤣😂🤣😁🤣
    He’s a henemies

  8. ambivalentone
    May 17, 11:59 Reply

    Wa o! Se its not that ur omo department from the pool the oda day? BTW, the way u magicked the warm towel, seems u did expect big dick. #don’tmindme

  9. mizta dee
    May 17, 12:34 Reply

    I knew it was delle from the beginning with that “Dumbiri”. This is so nice. I laughed hard, kikikikiki

  10. Dana Opal
    May 17, 12:51 Reply

    U need to see the way I am happy at what you did Delle.

    Liars dont deserve orgasms.

  11. Tenzian
    May 17, 13:22 Reply

    Even b4 I opened my mail I knew it was Delle. Hello Pinky, longest time. Na Mc…. dey tok oo

  12. Mitch
    May 17, 15:32 Reply

    😂😂😂😂😂
    Of course, it’s Delle.
    Wickedness is his specialty

    • Delle
      May 17, 20:26 Reply

      Lol. I have nothing to say to you.

      Oh I just did. 😋

  13. FJ
    May 17, 17:40 Reply

    Your guest was the world’s dumbest. There are better ways to rape a bottom irrespective of the dick size.

    • KryxxX
      May 17, 17:53 Reply

      **Cleans eyes 👀 very well**.

      I very well hope it’s not what I am thinking that I read oh!

    • Delle
      May 17, 20:21 Reply

      Wait. Wait.

      Are you for real now? Should we start buying forms for the class on How Good To Rape a Bottom? 😓😐

      • FJ
        May 17, 21:31 Reply

        Honestly, did you really have to leave the poor guy in the lurch in order to prove a point, especially after so much expectations?….add patience to ur virtues, bro.

    • Black Dynasty
      May 17, 21:49 Reply

      Do you hear yourself? @ better ways to rape a human being.

      Terribly stupid statement tbh, perhaps you should be put in such a situation a few times and understand the utter ignorance of such a sentence.

      • FJ
        May 17, 22:38 Reply

        Lol…shey na u wan put am?..e no go even enter…so rest!

        • Delle
          May 17, 23:23 Reply

          The fact that you even replied your very baseless statement baffles me.
          How can you even stand for rape and tell me it’s empathy for what I did to someone who was inhuman enough to ram into me?

          You keep saying terrible things. Keep dropping unbelievable comments and I can’t help but wonder what goes on in that head of yours.

          • FJ
            May 18, 08:42 Reply

            Delle, pretence is your middle name. Good morning. Feeling a deja vu here. Not sure if u were the same medic i once knew.

        • Black Dynasty
          May 18, 05:42 Reply

          @FJ continue to proudly display your ignorance. Life has a way of teaching empathy and it is usually not pleasant.

          • FJ
            May 18, 08:32 Reply

            Yinmu. With the way some of you scamper around for newest and biggest dick, am sure u would offer to pay to be behind the bars for continual wild bare backs by the so called rapists tainted here.
            If u read my comments in btw the lines, u didn’t av to be Kyle xy to “see” an underlying sarcasm.

            • Mitch
              May 18, 09:51 Reply

              It’s always been obvious that old age doesn’t equal wisdom.
              Don’t make yourself the new scapegoat for that here on KD, FJ.

  14. Bloom
    May 17, 21:09 Reply

    With the way that dick ran in quickly into your “bugaina” and the way you stayed still through out most of the banging considering how “big” he was…. says a lot about it’s(your asshole) width and history…
    Just saying

    • Pink Panther
      May 17, 21:18 Reply

      And his asshole’s width and history is something you are honestly trying to shame him for? Really?

    • Delle
      May 17, 23:27 Reply

      Yes. Yes. Yes.
      Because I need to have a bowl for a hole go get rammed into.

      Even if your hole is as tight as a flower bud, an angry dick would find its way through.
      By the way child, your ignorance is seething.

      I stayed still? Talk about people not comprehending. *shrugs*

  15. omiete
    May 17, 23:30 Reply

    But why? We want a dick that is not too big to destroy our asses and not to small not to give a gag reflex. why did you let him in the first place But Delle you are both wicked and brave!! Lets be friends am at Enugu campus. Not for hook up

    • Delle
      May 18, 06:52 Reply

      PP would give you my contact.

      • Jo
        May 18, 08:35 Reply

        All these my UNN pipus. *sigh*
        Walks slowly towards Coscharis…

        • omiete
          May 18, 14:15 Reply

          jo youre in law!!! then am sure i know you

  16. Kamar
    May 18, 15:17 Reply

    I’ ve found a New Crush in Delle.

  17. Quinn
    May 18, 18:12 Reply

    cold! but yeah he deserved it. next!

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