A Few White Men
I’m not racist or anything. The white guys just don’t do it for me sexually like the black brothers like Idris Elba and David McIntosh (eat your heart out, Pinky). However, they are a few white guys I wouldn’t mind bending the rules for.
- Channing Tatum
Truth be told, I never really got the rave about Channing Tatum. Even after seeing the infamous “Magic Mick” movie, I still didn’t connect with him. Then a few days ago, I saw “22 Jump Street” and I totally fell in love with him. Maybe it had something to do with the way he defended gay people with his lines in the movie. Either way, he might just be the sexiest stripper alive.
- Zac Efron
Right before our eyes, our “High School Musical” twink transformed into one of the sexiest men alive. The 27 year old “Neighbours” star holds his own down as one of the most desired men in the world. I spend almost every waking day of my life questioning the reason why Zac isn’t my boyfriend yet. My life though.
- Matt Bomer
Matt stole my heart when appeared on the Glee episode “Big Brother” as Blaine’s older brother. The 37 year old “White Collar” star first publicly acknowledged that he was gay in 2012. He is married to Simon Halls and they have 3 sons together. He also stars in THAT “Magic Mike” movie.
- Ian Somerhalder
Ian has successfully sent millions of hearts around the globe racing with his charming portrayal of the Infamous Damon Salvatore on the CW hit series “The Vampire Diaries”. He definitely is the sexiest vampire to walk the supernatural world. Something about those eyes and oh! his sense of sarcasm.
- Joe Manganiello
Right next to Ian, Joe Manganiello has to be the sexiest werewolf to grace the supernatural world. With a body sculpted by Zeus himself, the 37 year old “True Blood” star was named the Hottest Bachelor for 2014 by People Magazine. Did I forget to mention that he also stars in THAT “Magic Mike” movie? Now I can’t wait to see Magic Mike XXL come 2015.
Written by Micky
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62 Comments
Ace
December 04, 04:26Actually the year wey i been like Tatum done pass. Now it is all David McIntosh, one guy like that on my IG and another guy like that on my Facebook that i am tripping for. Have never been attracted to white guys though, cream is good but chocolate is best for the heart.
kendigin
December 04, 04:54mine is opposite. i prefer white guys
i really dont see any future wit any black mostly bcos of this embedded innate cultural homophobia.
will take my chances with blond blue eyes any day.
Ace
December 04, 13:35See white guys everyday and i can say they are not as appealing up close. They are pale and get visibly stained. Tanned guys are ok but from my current view of things, Dominican guys are just right. Right skin color, hot accent, nice ass and eye color but they can be quite rude though.
Dennis Macauley
December 04, 05:11Oh my Zac Efron, my banana chocolate chip, melting Mozarella strawberry apple pie!
This man is beautiful goddamit!
*cocks shot gun*
all thirsty hoes, stay away from the Efron, if u still wanna live!
Legalkoboko
December 04, 06:20Ayam sorry for u Dennis, but I think I saw ur misuse coming for u with a kitchen knife.
Leave Miss Margarine Zac Efron for me.
You better start running now.
Dennis Macauley
December 04, 06:28The other macualay is in escravos! There is no Internet there biko!
I can freestyle *tongue*
So can you back off my Efron now?
Max
December 04, 11:42Ur madam work with Chevron?
Kryss S
December 04, 05:16Nice nd lovely choices! Paint all black nd pass to Me! Black has this solid look nd feel but white…………….
Dominic
December 04, 05:24Why is pinky not on the list. He’s white too
pinkpanthertb
December 04, 05:33Lmao what is this one saying… Abeg o
JArch
December 04, 07:30Lmaooo Dominic you’re going to hell on a surfboard.
But sha to be fair (pun intended) Pinky is half white…. A mixture of vanilla and banana flavours
pinkpanthertb
December 04, 07:37I’M A BLACK MAN!
JArch
December 04, 07:43Ehen… clap for ya sef ooo….But remember that okada rider that saw you without his headlights some nights ago *sips hot kunu*
chestnut
December 04, 08:37@Jarch: “okada rider”?…”Headlights”?…”Nights ago”? I think imma need some of that ur Kunu. Oya start talking.Say EVERYTHING,leave out NOTHING!
Dennis Macauley
December 04, 09:16Wait wait!
Pink Panther? Okada man?
Is that how you roll now?
***shudders***
I need this gist biko
JArch, care to drop by for coffee?
JArch
December 04, 09:18Chestie pinky holds the exclusive rights to that story. I was on privy to the trailer alone Hahaha
pinkpanthertb
December 04, 10:13Jarch! All these tainting of my reputation that you’re tainting… Diaris God o
Dennis Macauley
December 04, 09:39***running off to BBM***
Max
December 04, 11:46Cheezux… Pinky warramai hearing??
Okada kwa bikonu!!!??.. As for pinky being on the list, he has a black heart…☺☺..oh sorry black mans heart…
pinkpanthertb
December 04, 14:35Hahahahahahaa Max i saw what you did there. Both me and my black heart will soon treat your matter. Dont worry
Peak
December 04, 12:41@ JArch! Dude u stay giving us droplets of tea every down and then and once u notice that we want more u leave us to die of thirst! If that is not witchcraftsy I don’t know what else to call it. I luv pinky and all but I love KDtea more. So change ur ways bro cos hell na him sure pass 4 winch
chestnut
December 04, 05:45Channing Tatum…I could crawl on my hands and knees to Ouagadougou, if he asked me to…#OkBye
pinkpanthertb
December 04, 05:46Hahahahahahahaa!!! Chestie, I thought that amount of thirst was one you reserved for McIntosh
chestnut
December 04, 06:05Oh, for Mr. McIntosh, I would crawl from here to Atlantis if he asked me to…and Atlantis doesn’t even exist! But make I hear say in no find am; I will find it for that man! Hehe
pinkpanthertb
December 04, 06:42Lmao. Oh chestnut
Dennis Macauley
December 04, 06:11CHESTNUT!!!
Omg! #SlutMuch
You need Jesus!
Come and see me for private deliverance sessions!
chestnut
December 04, 06:16Lol…Dennis Judge NUT! I’m still a good boy,compared to u.
Dennis Macauley
December 04, 06:30Shurrup! You are willing to crawl on ur hands and legs to Benin republic because of somebody’s husband?
You now see why you will not make heaven?
chestnut
December 04, 06:42Hahaha.Dennis, Zac Efron is somebody’s boyfriend too o,just so u know. Besides, do u know what I want to go and do for Channing Tatum in Ouagadougou?
Dennis Macauley
December 04, 07:02You want to go and buy him food na abi?
I see you! You try!
Hoe-nut
enigmous
December 04, 06:05This is how the list works it for me.
1. Channing Tatum
2. Joe Manganiello
3. Matt Bomer
4. Ian Somerhalder
5. Zac Efron
Yes Dennis, Zac is at the bottom (exactly where you would want him to be right?), in Phyno’s voice *kpuru onwe gi ga court, nwanne sue yourself*
Dennis Macauley
December 04, 06:09Enigmous you know I love you, but I will shoot you in a heart beat if you don’t back off from the Efron!!!
chestnut
December 04, 06:12U just want to find Dennis’s trouble,abi?lol.
(For some reason,u just made me remember my favorite line from Phyno: “O bu na o kwero a ba,nwanne i tee ya VASELINE”…hehehe phyno is such a spoilt child…I LUV him!)
obatala
December 04, 06:26in English please
Dennis Macauley
December 04, 06:31Tee ya vaseline abi?
Ajonwa! Spoilt child! Tueh
chestnut
December 04, 06:38Obatala,it means: “if d tin no gree enter, just rub am vaseline”…
Another of his lines I like is : “Jide ifa…jidesie ya ike!” (Hold dis thing…HOOOLD it VERY WELL!)…lmao. Oh,I’m so goin to hell on a bicycle this morning.
#TeamKizito
December 04, 06:23Hmmm.
Where’s Khaleesi?
Dennis Macauley
December 04, 06:33Khaleesi kwa? With this line up? Not in 55 life times will she make an appearance here!
There is simply no chocolate here for her to eat!
#TeamKizito
December 04, 06:58I want him to do away with these vanilla flavors, throw them out of our blog’s fridge.
(Chocolate though..)
Handsomely Inclined
December 04, 07:00Well,I feel I love whiteys…..they just do it for me….no restrictions in their act of love making….they can go all the way.
Are we talking about romance,love,passion,sex…….and friendship?they just know how to rock the bedroom very well…and they can stick their lips and mouth any where.I call them *noholdsbarred*guys…
Can someone please remind me that I am still a virgin?
*runsaway*
chestnut
December 04, 08:46If u’re a virgin,then it’s safe to assume that u’ve never had sex with a white man b4 (or a black one,for that matter); so how do u know white men “rock the bderoom very well” and “have no restrictions” when making love?
JArch
December 04, 09:14*Switches on flashlight* its very very dark all of sudden…Chestie you’re a mean girl today.. choi
Dennis Macauley
December 04, 09:41Don’t mind chestnut na! Be throwing shade left, right and centre!
I shall will get my pound of ass…sorry flesh out of him!
pinkpanthertb
December 04, 10:07WAEC question 3a(iii)
#TeamKizito
December 04, 07:02Ah, Ian’s sarcasm is just out of this world. We vampires are just amazingly amazing.
chestnut
December 04, 08:32“We” vampires keh? Did anybody else see what I just saw?(This would explain a lot though…)
Masked Man
December 04, 07:12Zac Efron can tempt pastor Chris.
Dennis Macauley
December 04, 07:22Who is this one talking about my Efron?
Khaleesi
December 04, 08:10***walks in – gasp!!!!! – looks around with an angry reddening face **** PINKY!!!!! What the fuck is all this early morning sallowness and paleness? ?? All these sickly pretty white boys dont flutter my juices in the least abeg!!! Mtchwwwwww —- **rolls eyes from Cairo to Cape Town & sashays away***
Dennis Macauley
December 04, 09:13LOL
Khaleesi you are worse than Kim K! Atleast she pretended to love Kris Humphries!
#BBCWhore
***runs away***
Khaleesi
December 04, 11:12***pulls you back and reaches down to feel the endowment you loved to exhibit in boarding school***
Dennis Macauley
December 04, 11:34The other macauley is away to some no network zone! Feel free to reach and touch baby
***hands at akimbo***
Peak
December 04, 08:16Aaaaah excuse me! Why is Alexander skarsgate not on the list? (Eric northman in true Blood? Yeah! The Real sexiest vampire Everrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!. Ian has his pretty eyes, impressive cheekbones and good dose of sarcasm(just how I like em) going 4 him. But alexander is one heck of vanillahottness
Micky
December 04, 08:32I was torn in-between the two vampires but I had to go with one! So Ian for the winning.. Lol
Peak
December 04, 09:26Ian bawo! Abeg if I wan chop meat na mature meat I de chop! Ian is 4 twinks and teens. Why would I leave a fully grown cow for a lamb? I guess everyone has what flares their taste buds. He is pretty, pretty doesn’t cut it for me. Although I die and live 4 his sarcasm but Eric’s coldness is just breathtakingly timeless. And Joe Manganiello…………..don’t even get me started on that guy! I want to throw him against a wall, scratch and manhandle every inch of him! *someone pls hand me a Blood bag cos I am beyond V thirsty right now
FKA Chizzie
December 04, 09:15I just dont find white ppl sexually attractive…I’m slightly repulsed by their skin to be honest. it just looks so see-through, like if i look at them close enough I can see their organs. And the one’s that aren’t tanned? No, no no…disgusting.
But…They have gorgeous free flowing hair, something every bottom craves!
Khaleesi
December 04, 11:17Yess!!! Bless you Chizzie, that pale dead looking skin just shoves every erotic thought out of my mind… but the hair? Oh Lawd! You should see them on a bicycle on a windy day, hair flowing gloriously behind them as they ride past … its a sight to behold!!
Handsomely Inclined
December 04, 09:33Chestsnut….we have movies,internet,porn…and above all experiences and gist from my good friends who go international…..with that I got to know that they are so good.
need I add……an experienced white guy,when you stay with him a night,will make you have someone to moan to at night and a God that hears your prayers for forgiveness in the morning…
Max
December 04, 11:36Nice list…hit the nail on the head..
Brian Collins
December 04, 18:39Matt Bomer, Matt Bomer…… Me I will crawl to moon if he asked me. Lean athletic build does it for me when the are white. That Joe is just packing too much…
KingBey
December 06, 00:12White guys never did it for and never will……even when I was having a thing with one old white British friend….it was totally based on financial gains…..I fucked him and he took care of my finances then. He knew only a black guy with dark skin turns me on so he allows me to come with a friend to Fuck in his presence once in a while…….whew ! #ThingsIHaveDone
Brynix
December 06, 05:18@kingbey good to know……….. For me Joe is the perfect drug to get my juices flowing. Dude better be built like a horse to go with all that muscle……… I would ride him like all weekend long