Beyoncé Knows What OnlyFans Is, And The World Can’t Handle It
Breaking news: COVID-19 was just cured by Beyoncé and Megan Thee Stallion. These two queens just a remix to Megan’s viral hit, Savage, and it seems to have solved all of the world’s problems.
Unsurprisingly, Twitter is freaking out and praising our queens for letting us hear this already legendary collaboration. However, the one line that’s causing people to lose their minds involves Bey name-dropping OnlyFans of all things. During one of her many verses, the icon rapped, “On that demon time, she might start an OnlyFans.”
Stans are not reacting well to the verse and it’s causing some to freak out that Beyoncé knows what OnlyFans even is.
And while this song may not actually cure COVID-19, it is helping with relief efforts. Proceeds from the song are benefitting The Bread of Life, a Houston-based organization that is supplying food to those in need during the pandemic. No word yet on if Beyoncé’s rumored OnlyFans will contribute to this organization.
Check out some of the funniest reactions to Beyoncé’s OnlyFans verse below:
If Beyoncé says OnlyFans is okay, OnlyFans is okay.
Link coming soon.
— jerry bradshaw (@Phour_Loko) April 29, 2020
drop the OnlyFans link sis @Beyonce
— Grindr (@Grindr) April 29, 2020
When Mama Tina looks up onlyfans pic.twitter.com/XNLtQbWwJZ
— Demon Time Shift Lead (@urbestenemy) April 29, 2020
I just heard Beyoncé’s verse on the savage remix and I’m SHAKING that she said “demon time might start an onlyfans” pic.twitter.com/dPXaQOMznr
— Christoph (@chrixtophwalsh) April 29, 2020
Me watching Beyoncé’s OnlyFans account: pic.twitter.com/UDyWRcJSOR
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 29, 2020
The fact that Beyoncé even CONTEMPLATED making an onlyfans has solidified my choice to join pic.twitter.com/AKg6DJMdfj
— ZÉ TAYLOR (@FATHERBONNET) April 29, 2020
Give us the onlyfans link @Beyonce pic.twitter.com/wmen4NYnkR
— high-ranking witch (@beygency) April 29, 2020
Me looking for Beyoncé only fans account pic.twitter.com/XNGpA8F8Q1
— ? (@skysherlimit_) April 29, 2020
i did NOT just hear Beyoncé say “demon time” and “only fans” in the same sentence somebody PLEASE find her burner account #savageremix pic.twitter.com/VBFBcY7RR1
— ℨ??☄️? (@diorwhor3) April 29, 2020
Y’all thought a lot of people signed up to onlyfans because of quarantine wait til after this endorsement from Beyoncé pic.twitter.com/Y5nUaHlMXv
— BELLINI BLU PETTY?? (@jaleeldukes) April 29, 2020
Beyoncé told me to make an only fans… so, it’s time. pic.twitter.com/x3CG3W8RCG
— Maybe: Adia (@shes_rADIAnt) April 29, 2020
Beyoncé’on the savage remix & she said “demon time might start an onlyfans” pic.twitter.com/6i4MPdCufi
— Chelsea Chels (@Audemars_Iver) April 29, 2020
beyonce just told me to make a only fans so… pic.twitter.com/3mETPx7bJw
— T (@TweetsByTyler) April 29, 2020
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5 Comments
Mandy
May 01, 09:08Lol. The Queen of Rap is letting you guys know that in spite of nearing 40, she’s still as relevant as fuck. ?
Higwe
May 01, 12:02Of course she knows what an only fan is .
She’s not some alien who lives in an alternate universe -even though most of her fans who live vicariously through her seem to think so .??
She’s a human being and a businesswoman …name dropping two of the most viral things this year to get more people talking about her verse.
And of course maintaining her “perfect” image by getting The Dream to claim Jay Z wrote the verse so she can still stay high above everyone else like her oneirataxia induced fans seem to think.
Hopefully the song debuts atop The billboard hot 100 because that’s the ultimate measure of real relevance of an artist.
Anyone can trend on Twitter …the “talentless” Kardashians do so frequently.
Getting those Twitter fingers to buy your stuff and stream it on all platforms is actually where the real work is.
Lord knows Meg deserves it and King B too …tHe BIggEst sTAr On tHe PlaNET who hasn’t scored a nu 1 hit on billboard hot 100 ( as a lead) since single ladies 2008. ????
Yeah , yeah we know she’s not after quick lil hits even though jumping on telephone , mi gente , perfect and now savage seems to extirpate that line of thought …but then the hives just like their king live in a self created alternate universe , where they reedit history and stats and dance away in their dimly lit Utopia.???
That fanbase na cruise .
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Anyway happy new month everyone….just like my psychic predicted , we are coming out of Corona this month.
Keep hope alive and stay beautiful .?
Gabriel
May 04, 22:05Lmao. Find peace. You’re a fan. Beyonce must be doing something right because you got her in your mouth. Admit you’re a fan. Heal luv ♥️
Mitch
May 01, 15:48Pink Panther, what’s happening to the KD algorithm? For sometime now, I’ve noticed that I always see one less comment than the total number of comments that the post shows it has.
Did someone block me here?
Has this place turned to Fezbuk abi Twitter?
Wassaldis?
How will I not be seeing everything on the blog kwanu?
Something needs to be done about this. ????
PS: Our Lord and Saviour Beyoncé has spoken about OnlyFans. When is you creating yours, ehn PP? Because I have obeyed her words and created mine.
Amen?
Amen!
??????
Pink Panther
May 01, 17:19LOL. I’m already putting the finishing touches to my own OnlyFans account. Be there slacking. Some of us want to live up the approval of the Queen.