“Gaypower” Is Turning Everyone Bisexual, Pastor Warns
This just in: Gay people are turning everyone — every single person in the whole wide world — bisexual. This according to self-proclaimed “Bishop” Brian Tamaki.
While speaking recently at the first annual “Born in the Fire” conference in New Zealand, Tamaki cautioned the over 1,000 attendees that gay people were on a not-so-secret missive to turn each and every single one of their children bisexual.
“Gay is the new thing,” Tamaki warned. “It’s taking over the world!”
A whole generation of children, he said, will be turned bisexual because the “perversion of homosexuality is leading the charge.”
Tamaki has coined this dangerous phenomenon “gaypower” (one word).
“The spirit of gaypower is so powerful, it’s changing political institutions and half of them don’t even want it, but they’re forced to!” he preached.
“Churches are powerless,” he continued. “You go there now and you talk about that now and you’d be driven out of town. Not by the gays, because they’re so well organized, but most of the neutral population agree with them!”
So what can be done about this?
For starters, Tamaki said, attendees should give him even more money than they already had so he could launch a full scale attack against the ever-growing “gaypower.”
“We’re not ashamed of giving,” he told followers. “You can’t stop us, no one can stop us. Because it’s in our spirit. Doesn’t that just make you want to give more? Have you got more? Chuck it in there!”
He also encouraged them to buy his self-published book ‘Quotes You Can Frame’ for $30.
As he wound down his sermon, Tamaki told followers that “gaypower” is “a fire that’s allowed to burn because the church ran out of fire! After a while the whole globe is going to be on fire!”
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24 Comments
KryxxX
June 05, 05:09And where did “StraightPower” go to? Why ain’t the Straights turning d gays Bi too?
Every esekere na edimaa wakes and carries their unbrushed mouth, onu jii mmanu na ede and be talking trash! Its annoys nd baffles me! And I also find this talk of conversion foolish nd downright stupid! No one converts you, they only awaken d side of u u’ve been fighting against or denying! It has always been there all along!
And come to think of it, he had to sell a book for $30!! Trick! All this pastors nd evangelist would preach down heaven nd excavate you pockets!
Ndi amuma ashi!
pete
June 05, 05:31He also encouraged them to buy his self-published book
‘Quotes You Can Frame’ for $30.
a pastorpreneur hawking his goods & trying to use ‘gaypower’ to increase sales
pinkpanthertb
June 05, 05:37‘Pastorpreneur’… I just love KDians and their coinages.
MacArdry
June 05, 13:20That’s been around a while now
Colossus
June 05, 06:01Gay is the new straight.
Ringlana
June 05, 06:06Hungry Fool,Attendee to contribute money?,Buying the so called Book for $30,God is Watching,Extort Money from Pple all in the Name…..Prophet of Doom
Ringlana
June 05, 06:11Pls did anyone Observe something,the Pastor Framed all this,His Book said it all”You can Frame” PP start Framing yous
Sinnex
June 05, 06:19Please where can I get ‘Gaypower’? I need it to work magic on some boys.
Eros
June 05, 06:32*sigh
Homophobia – The fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women.
Mitch
June 05, 06:42Oh Lawd! How much more can you take? How much more can we take? The guy seriously is making merchandise of your people. Shaa, it is well
Ace
June 05, 07:54Gaypower unite!!! Lol! The man sure knows how to sell his books
Masked Man
June 05, 08:04This pastor that’s perming his hair like this, how am I sure he’s not even gay.
He could be fucking his choirmaster on a per behind the confessionary.
Mtcheeew.
QueerMike
June 05, 08:10I just can’t.
Chris
June 05, 08:29That pastor dude is a confirmed 419er.
OAN, Some naija folks are knocking
Korede in his GODWIN video for dancing
like a gay man, Puzzled!
Masked Man
June 05, 08:46How do gay people dance?
Max
June 05, 09:27Seriously waiting for that answer..
Gad
June 05, 09:13Hmmm. End time pastors. Lovers of money more than lovers of God! Everyone is looking for something new to say to remain relevant and keep extorting the gullible.
Teflondon
June 05, 09:20Sadly the gullible lot are falling. God help us all.
Teflondon
June 05, 09:29As I was reading.. I was actually nodding my head in agreement with some of the things the man had to say.. And then I go to this.
“He also encouraged them to buy his self-published book ‘Quotes You Can Frame’ for $30.”
Quotes you can frame? Really? Talk about irony.
This man is pure comedy.
Maybe! And it’s a massive Maybe. His speech would have held more credence and people would have taken him more seriously if he didn’t have to advertise right after saying all of that.
Ruby
June 05, 10:26Another excuse for 15mins of fame and extortion *smh*
Mtchewwwwwww
Abeg go and do something relevant with your life Mbok!
Tobby
June 05, 10:35OK
*goes back to flirting with heterosexual friends*
pinkpanthertb
June 05, 11:06Careful, Tobby. Don’t dial up your gaypower energy too much.
Khaleesi
June 05, 11:27smh … what a disgusting worm!!! He’s in the wrong place! from the little i know, New Zealanders are reasonably well enlightened and educated. He would make mad money in Nigeria, this is exactly the sort of bullshit story that Nigerians love to lap up and drool all over! Ndi ara!! **** checks make-up and drives off***
wildero64
June 05, 14:06Haha that’s funny. This is relevant here then-The Evolutionary Advantage of Homosexuality, it discusses bisexuality too. http://bit.ly/1IcxErH