Funny Pic: The Thirst Is Not So Real
Ay! LOL. What else can I say? Shoutout to all those dudes with generous endowments, those dudes who can ride them dicks and those who can’t.
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HIS KITO STORY (EDITION 8)
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27 Comments
trystham
August 23, 06:36Looool. What is he afraid of? He is just a shower na.
chestnut
August 23, 07:32What’s a “shower”?
trystham
August 23, 08:20A shower starts at 6 inches when flaccid and ends at 6.2 inches when fully erect
Now a GROWER…starts at a teensy length of 3″ when limp but can go on to be 8″+ when fully erect
The values are arbitrary. Fix in whatever values that catch ur fancy
chestnut
August 23, 07:30Hilarious! That thing doesn’t look like a dick; it looks like an arm! Lol. I don’t blame d dude for chickening out.having that thing inside a person would feel like having an adult midget taking a stroll in there.
pinkpanthertb
August 23, 07:31Hahahahahahahahaaa!!!
Ruby
August 23, 08:21@Chestnut we have 2 types of Penises: Growers & Showers.
Growers appear Small when Flaccid but can grow to Enormous Lengths n Girths when Erect;
While
Showers appear Large when Flaccid but Remain the same size or Increase by an inch or two when Erect.
About 95% of Men in the world are Growers.
Rapu'm
August 23, 10:05I’m definitely a grower. Lol.
pinkpanthertb
August 23, 11:12Things about Rapum the class now knows.
chestnut
August 23, 10:26Wow! Tanx trystham and Ruby,for d education. Now I definitely know where I belong.lol
Absalom
August 23, 15:17And where is it you belong, ChestNUT? 🙂
PrudeBloke
August 23, 09:41Ewwwwoooooo ” gulps” runs away ….
Dimkpa
August 23, 09:44Showers and Growers. I have learnt something new today.
Looking at that picture the anaconda/surfboard seems to be growing out of his navel. It starts higher than his waist.
Then again I guess it has to start from there to avoid hitting the ground.
king
August 23, 09:55I just remembered what one bloke did to me when he saw mine!!! Begged not to take it but after he sucked and sucked it some…he begged for me to enter and boi did he loooove it…oh yes hour screamed throughout the session but the next day he called for some more…hmmm SMH at hungry and thirsty guys ooo..packing back my schlong so it doesn’t make pipo gasp…
king
August 23, 10:00Sorry ‘he’
pinkpanthertb
August 23, 11:10Lol. King darling, is that your schlong in the neighborhood of that picture right there?
Ruby
August 23, 11:09@Chestie… ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ Α̲̅я̩̥̊ƺ welcome
Lothario
August 23, 11:45Cheers to us! And cheers to the boys who sit on it like it’s nothing…. When we can manage to find them.
Like the bottom in the picture, you chat with people and they tell you “I don’t care, no matter the size, I can handle it”, then when the stage is set, you hear “Ahn! Nooooooo!”….and since my father didn’t raise a rapist, I’ll do the honourable thing and we both jerk off. Still…..it’s all fun and games until the schlong appears….hehehehe!
earl
August 24, 16:17LOL…. Its all fun and games until the schlong appears…LMAO
pinkpanthertb
August 24, 16:32Aswearigawd!
Dennis Macauley
August 23, 12:59Grower? Shower? Where have I been living?
king
August 23, 14:50Abi ooo me kwa am wondering oo
Stickysly
August 23, 17:39The showers and the growers….
1. I am a grower
2. I went to a boarding school in Lagos and somehow, the only bathroom was an open one. Noone gets to hide anything there.
One morning while taking a bath with 2 other dudes, I somehow uncharactristically lost control of my self and was “reacting’ to what was on display before my eyes.
These guys looked at me and one exclaimed “Chimo!” They concluded that I was a shower.
If only they knew…
Obatala
August 24, 07:23Everyone is claiming to be a grower all of a sudden. But that’s not my business.
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Damn this some good weed.
KingBey
August 24, 10:29I taya ooo bros….me sha..I be grower and shower @ same time
king
August 24, 08:14Yes oooo only d Tops…hmmm dat weed must be good!
kendigin
August 24, 13:39Theres nothing sexier than a btm wit huge tool…….jst saying
king
August 24, 13:51Yeah that’s why I sometimes like to bottom d so called tops….especially those with strong tins…. licking my ice cream and batting my eye like i didn’t say nathing!