Kiss And Tell (Entry 1)
FOREWORD: KingBey has had sexcapades, and he is talking about them. 🙂 This is the first entry of his debut series. Read and — Oh whaddaell, you’ll surely let us know what you think after you’ve read this. lol
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And that was how I was on my own on a cold, rainy season evening. This was in April 2008, and I was in school, Abia State University. I’d just finished my degree exams the November of the previous year, but I often came around to the school every now and then to complete and defend my project.
This particular evening, I was seated at a kiosk around the Boy’s Hostel sipping on a Sprite and munching biscuits. Then this tall, dark, slim, young, kind-faced and soft-spoken student pastor came up to preach to me. Let me add here that the school happened to be on vacation then. So the environment was scanty, especially the hostel area. The students who were around were mostly those on the project completion mission as I was, part-time students and some few regular students with one academic issue or the other. So this good-looking student pastor approached me, requested to sit with me, and at my nod, he sat on the bench beside me. Even before he started talking, I knew he was on an evangelical mission. There was this obvious air of righteous rectitude about him that had him pegged.
He started preaching to me – about how to become born again, give my life to Christ, and all that jazz; stuff I’d heard a thousand times already before. I’d like to say that I was paying attention to his sermon, but when I saw him approach, I felt an instant attraction for him. I liked him at first sight. And so, as he spoke the good news to me, I was plotting how to get him to go down with me. Pastor or not, I had to have him. And my mission was helped by the fact that he seemed to like me, as he smiled at me a lot whenever I responded to him.
Then I asked him if he had an extra bed space to spare for the night in his room, as my roommates were all gone and I couldn’t sleep alone in my room. He readily agreed and off we went to his room, after I finished the drink I was having. When it was time for bed, I left the bed he showed me to sleep on and asked to join him in his own. He said no problem, and moved aside for me to climb in beside him.
And so, I snuggled in, and we started sleeping – or we pretended to sleep. I was sleeping on my side, facing away from him. Then I felt something nudging at my back. A grin began spreading across my face when I realized it was a boner. I turned around and to look at the good pastor, with his carefully expressionless face and his rock hard dick. There was nothing left to be said. I gave an evil smile and moved in, pulling him close and latching on to his full, luscious lips. I kissed him like there was no tomorrow, and he returned the favour with equal zeal. We kissed fiercely for about five minutes, our hands grasping at our bodies. Then I reached down and pulled down his shorts to reveal one of the biggest, blackest, thickly-veined dicks ‘d ever seen – till date actually. I wasted no time in sliding down and taking that beautiful dick in my mouth. I sucked him hard, skillfully working my tongue and lips over his gorgeous shaft, and licking his big low-lying balls intermittently. He gasped and moaned, alternating between telling me to stop and urging me on by grinding his hips against my face.
Then he pulled his dick out of my mouth, shuffled on the bed until we were lying, thighs to face, and began to suck me, while I continued with his dick too. The 69 was glorious! When the sensation got too intense for me, when I could feel the beginnings of my climax somewhere in my center, I stopped him, pulled him up and flipped him around. I shoved off his shorts completely off his legs, and inserted one finger inside his man hole. He didn’t resist. This was going to be an emergency fuck. I lubed up my second finger with saliva, which happens to be one of my best lubes in impromptu situations. By the time my third finger was inside him, he was already wriggling his waist, and I took that as a cue for me to get down to real business. Then I lubed up my dick with more saliva and plunged into him. Upon first entry, he moaned. I sighed. This was heaven. And then, I began to ram inside him, while he was pinned to the wall, our thrust-and-receive motions causing the bunk to creak crazily. Fortunately for us, the hostel was very nearly empty, and the corner where we were was entirely vacated. So no one could actually hear us. If anyone heard, no one came to investigate. I banged furiously at his ass, and he urged me on with feverish utterances.
After about some ten minutes of oohs and aahs, my climax erupted. I groaned harshly as I spilled and spasmed behind him. All this while, he’d been wanking himself, and at this point, began to masturbate more vigorously until moments later, he came too. Then he got off the bed and went out of the room to the toilet. He returned some minutes later, sat on the floor and began to cry.
At first, I stared at him, nonplussed by his crying. Then I realised he must be broken up from guilt. I should probably have consoled him, but then – wetin consine me? I didn’t understand his guilt. I still don’t. The sex had been good. We’d both enjoyed it. At least, I did. And perhaps, I’d ‘spoilt’ an anointed man of God in the process. But I was too busy crediting what just happened as one of the most intense and unplanned sex ever in my life.
We exchanged numbers early the next morning and I left for my room. However, that was the last time I ever saw him. With this and many more sexperiences, who’d say I didn’t enjoy my stay in Abia State University? 😉
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54 Comments
pete
June 11, 05:00I hate those guilty after sex dudes & avoid them
Francis
June 11, 08:49@Pete I’m with you oh. I don jam them twice and I dey avoid dem these days.
Mandy
June 11, 05:09My oh my! KingBey, you are one deliciously naughty force of evil. lol. And the devil just read this and started preparing a room for you in hell. How dare you cause the fall of an anointed?
#TeamKizito
June 11, 05:52*coughs* *coughs*
Hmmm..
Ace
June 11, 06:11Kingbey, so you just managed to pull off the halo of that poor guys head shey? God is watching from a distance.
Peak
June 11, 06:26Cried out of guilt that night, only to wake up and exchange numbers in the morning? Nah! That shit is too messed up for me to deal with. We would just do a see u around and leave things be. he is just going to guilt me into thinking I’m a bad person. I had a delicious grin on my face when u didn’t bother to console him (I would ve felt the to).
Me like plenty. Looking forward to ur next deliciously evil tea.
Max
June 11, 06:29What hapnd to ur phone? I need to discuss something important with you…
chestnut
June 11, 06:28Hahaha! Kingbey,u’re a baaaad niggah! And that “pastor”…I have no words! (This is how he will be fucking and crying and repenting and repeating the cycle with a new guy each week…*sips tea*)
pinkpanthertb
June 11, 07:33fucking and crying and repenting and repeating… Hahahahahahaa!!! Chetsnut, God is on the throne frowning at you o.
chestnut
June 11, 07:47My dear,we know their type jare! “I hate sleeping with men because it’s an abomination in the sight of My God, so this is the only time I’ll sleep with u”…then they repeat the cycle over and over again with a new guy everytime(they don’t sleep with one person twice o;it’s always a new person) that way, they convince themselves that they aren’t slutty hoes, just victims. Yimu.
pinkpanthertb
June 11, 07:50Too true.
Sinnex
June 11, 06:29I have tried that evangelism trick before. When I like someone and don’t know how to get close to the person, I just go and preach to him.
This is nice. Seems like I’d be walking with a boner this early morning.
Oga, you try sha ooooo….you no even use condom and fear no catch you. I have learnt one or two tricks this morning.
pinkpanthertb
June 11, 07:41Wait first, before you move on from the topic with your hard-on, gist us what now and happun after u used the evangelism trick. 😀
Colossus
June 11, 08:32Evangelism trick? Office blow job? Mehn, I be learner for where you dey? Where do I sign up for tutorials?
chestnut
June 11, 06:32U’ve never had bare-back sex b4 2014? As in,EVER?
keredim
June 11, 07:07Dude, story was set in 2008, not 1988. Come the fuck on!!!
chestnut
June 11, 07:21I know it’s 2008 nah, but have u NEVER had sex without a condom in ur entire life? Like, EVER EVER EVER?
chestnut
June 11, 06:36Lol,Max,I thought u didn’t believe in role-restriction? Should u be surprised when someone narrates a sex-tale where he plays one role or another?
Max
June 11, 10:43Lol @Chestie.. I don’t believe in roles, but Kingbey has been in the forefront championing roles.. And from his comments, he kind of disclosed it. So reading this was totally a shocker. Maybe he doesn’t believe in roles after all.
Ruby
June 11, 07:07Na wah oh!
See how KingBey caused the fall of a “Man of God*
Issorait!
Continu!
Mitch
June 11, 07:29Awwww! That used to be me – all guilty and remorseful after sex. Now, I’ve come to embrace and love meself for who I am.
But KingBey, you seriously gat no chill! Wanting a pastor – evil! Making out with a pastor – EVUL! Fucking a pastor – MOSTE POTENTE EVUL! Lmao. Cool read tho.
trystham
June 11, 12:58‘Moste Potente Evil’??? Forgotten Realms???
Mitch
June 11, 16:28Nah. The HP Fan Club.
pinkpanthertb
June 11, 07:42Where did you and your friend garner that supposition, Max?
pinkpanthertb
June 11, 07:49Kere and his white hat. Fighting the good fight. lol
Masked Man
June 11, 08:19Tufia!!!
Ekwensu! Denying nwa mmadu of his precious heaven.
Kingbey, you need to teach me this tricks. I just sighted one cutie in the lobby of a business centre. I wish I can pull off this your trick on him
ronniephoenix
June 11, 08:23NAWTY BOI. O KING
RM
June 11, 08:37Who would blame him? KingBey led him to sin, lol. Tbh, I try to avoid those pastors at all costs, they’re usually eager to snitch.
But come o, ABSU dudes can pretend for africa
Diablo
June 11, 09:05Probably wasn’t a good idea reading this at work, now im trying to stiffle this boner *tries hard to think about Margaret Thatcher taking a shower*
pinkpanthertb
June 11, 09:11Hahahahahahahahahahaa!!! Oh that oughtta kill an erection faster than a power bottom saddles a dick.
Lothario
June 11, 14:16Lmao! Even Margaret Thatcher would crack a smile at that
kacee
June 11, 09:05Soooo loving this, hmmmmm a student pastor wow kingbey, nice one thou *wiping my sweaty face* pls kdians u need to download this hot gay music video btw a priest and a church member (Tooji – the father project) its so hoooooot
Ace
June 11, 15:39Just saw it. Really? Sex with a priest in church?
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Khaleesi
June 11, 12:10Yumm!!! what a deliciously slutty piece!! and thats how Kingbey turned a pastor away from his HOE-lyness … and crying after enjoying raunchy sex … tchwwww…. aint nobody got time for confused dudes abeg … their wahala too much …
Great piece anyways
Mercury
June 11, 12:43Oh em geeee, this is sooo my life, well at least na just cry this onr cry, he didn’t curl into a fetal position, hold his head, while shuddering and sobbing as if he was actually going through some kinda physical torture, all these after cumming oooo, i thought spirits were beating him .. ….scared me like cray. I wanted to run, but sadly it was my house, after about 10-15 mins he’s all normal again. Lord i have met them diff kinds.
pinkpanthertb
June 11, 13:06Mercury darling, you seem so full of stories and sexperiences to tell. 🙂
Mercury
June 11, 14:21My dear, no be konji cause am?, i have had some pretty weird encounters. Trust me.. …putting em in writing is tough. Wish i could dictate to someone. I swear my tell all book go big die.
OMG!!!It's YOU
June 11, 14:15God is watching U on 8D ooo
Lothario
June 11, 14:23For some reason, I always run away from pastors and priests and all of those, where I get stuck is with the church boys. When you’re getting to know them, they won’t be such ardent church goers o, but suddenly, you invest in the relationship and they suddenly realise they have to be in the choir…… Every time! It baffles me. Till date, I think my best relationship was with an agnostic. Sunday morning conversations were more about where to go for brunch than that frenzied bathroom race because he doesn’t want to be late for workers’ meeting before church.
Ace
June 11, 15:40Hahaha… Wow.
DeadlyDarius
June 11, 19:11Lothario I need such agnostic pals…..after a steamy Saturday night (and Sunday morning) with my last lay, the dude was really insisting I go to church regularly.
Seriously!
Chuck
June 11, 15:08So calling for safe sex is a white hat? nna it’s time for several gays in Nigeria to get tested oh. HIV/STDs everywhere
pinkpanthertb
June 11, 15:34Jeezuz Chuck. There’s such a thing as a sense of humour. Go find yours.
Chuck
June 11, 15:54Panther, a lot of young gay men read this blog. Chestnut’s comments were implying that you don’t always need a condom. Given the fact that gay men in Nigeria are unlikely to only have one partner, or even screen their partners, that attitude leads to infection.
That’s why I don’t find that comment humorous.
In conclusion, PLEASE USE A CONDOM. It’s cheaper than BIS.
pinkpanthertb
June 11, 17:14The white hat bit was my comment, Chuck. That’s what you mentioned. That’s what I was implying about humour. I didn’t say what I said to by any means mitigate the seriousness of the issue. I was simply teasing keredim.
Phew!
keredim
June 11, 18:42Chuck, you are absolutely correct about the condom issue. However the white hat comment by PP, was an in joke between us, as you can see from my ‘powder blue hat’ response to him.
He (we) did not mean to dilute the seriousness of the issue.
posh6666
June 11, 15:55Sinners everywhere for this house.Make una better repent☺
Gad
June 11, 19:07Quite entertaining!
Raj
June 11, 21:56So I had sex with this dude sometime,and we both enjoyed it. Played both roles on each other. So he calls the week after asking “if I have gone to confession” taking this as I joke I laugh and he sounds mean on how “Christ can still redeem me(maybe he had been “redeemed)
I hate “guilt after sex dudes” I understand at some points in understanding our sexuality In such a religious stricken country,we encounter denial, but fro a grown up dude? Irritating
HEY,USE A CONDOM.
Raj
June 11, 21:59Being atheist or a freethinker is a more fun and practical way to live @lothario
Mandy
June 12, 06:47Christians Anonymous reblogged this post? lol
pinkpanthertb
June 12, 06:48Hehehee! You saw that too? Me, I shock o. What message do they want to use it to pass across to their readers? Thou shalt stay away from preaching to KingBey? 😀
pinkpanthertb
June 12, 12:09Hahahahahahahahaaa!!! No be small thing.