Morning Humour: The Story of 20 Toes
We need help decoding what each pair of feet was doing at the different times. Any ideas?
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Delle
November 03, 09:1311.00 – Two guys are lying on the bed with similar thoughts cruising their minds. They are anxious, nervous, uncertain. All they need is a push.
Who would make the first move?
11.03 – Guy 1 decides to test fate. Using the old move, footsie, he tries to get the attention of Guy 2, fervently hoping for a positive response.
11.08 – Well, it seems Guy 1 got more than a positive response from Guy 2 whose left leg is now buried inbetween his thighs. This is obviously the foreplay.
11.10 – The foreplay is now heated.
11.19 – They are ‘knacking’ right now. Guy 1, who’s the one playing bottom, seems to be in cloud 9 and Guy 2 isn’t about to fall his hand. The sex seems steamy.
11. 20 – They’re done. Guy 1 seems like he’s mentally replaying what just happened. Guy 2 is on a train ride to Sleepville. No coziness. The typical hookup.
You’re welcome.
Norman
November 03, 09:15Twenty minutes from start to finish? This quickie in this situation sha….
Crystal
November 04, 13:07Oh Delle! Apt ??