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*drops breakfast tray* *runs away*
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R.A
December 05, 03:57F*****************k mehn! Lovely cakes for breakfast!! Who’s serving tea?
#TeamKizito
December 05, 05:15Chei! You this pink devil; see what you’re serving school students going to school this very early morning, eh? (God is watching you in 4D!) Hmm.
Please, take off the nylon covering the cakes.
Masked Man
December 05, 05:28*I cover my eyes with the blood of Jesus Christ*
Dennis where’s coffee please.
This Pink has turned into a seductress oh.
pinkpanthertb
December 05, 05:30Hey! I simply innocently set out the buffet table. Izzit by force to look at what is on the dish? *walking off with a sniff*
Dennis Macauley
December 05, 06:11There is no coffee this morning! I am eating breakfast ALONE!
No thirsty boys are joining me!
***sets table napkin on laps***
Max
December 05, 05:40A dude with a cute as, just what the doctor ordered…
Masked Man
December 05, 05:46Max, doctor abi? Dr Khalessi or Dr Kyrss?
Kryss S
December 05, 05:54Which Doctor Kryss? This is not an over the counter drug or for public consumption either! Specially nd only for d good doc! Am sure Max is in hallucination(side effect of last night drugs I gave him).
Kryss S
December 05, 05:50Ehhh Pinky, u didn’t have to spill my order for them thirsty hose to see naa! U see what have caused? I will have ur time soon *goes back to order*!
Awwwwwwwwwwwww! My kind of man! I na anukwa eh! Ife m n’eri! @ least I would have something to dig my nails into nd urge him on! I hope he is packing more in front oh!
OAN: Dennis Macauley is gonna die here today! If you hear that Dennis died, just know its from ass suffocation while eating out.
Masked Man
December 05, 05:54Lmao!!!
*Dennis died of ass suffoction*
Chim o!
Masked Man
December 05, 05:59Kyrss, I need to hallucinate too. Biko, some dose. Mbok!
Max
December 05, 05:59Ya’ll are crazy… Hahahaha hahahahahaha
Dennis Macauley
December 05, 06:09Take me home dear Jesus, take me lord!
What is this? Ogini bu ifea!
Chai!
It’s suddenly hot around here! Are these air conditioners not working! What is happening here!
You see the picture where his hand is on the wall eh? That is the position from which you eat it!
simba
December 05, 06:44Mrs Macauley run come to rescue ur husband oooo… they don plan to suffocate him with ass and make u a widow..a widow…chai chai there is god oooo
A-non
December 05, 06:42Hmmm…mmm…Chai…mmhmm…
Please what do I need to do to upgrade my butt to this standard?
Suggestions ASAP…
*starts off with Google in the interim *
simba
December 05, 06:45Some gene, Some squats, some fats,
A-non
December 05, 07:03@simba, some genes I have, some fat I have but the squats I’ll have to get to…
trystham
December 05, 11:21Simba, I have the genes o. You need to see my brothers. I have hardened my thighs because of the squats and YET. What to do biko.
Mr Kassy
December 06, 11:46A fresh sperm devoid of HIV,Stds etc.can do the work perfectly well in some days,just ask ur bf to dump it inside ur cake hole alws and never allow to spill*speaking with a serious face*Experience is d best TEACHER oooo!
Masked Man
December 05, 06:45Dennis! You are totally spoilt.
FKA Chizzie
December 05, 06:50chaaaaaiii! I could eat this alllll day! scratch that…all week! is it weird that this is coming from a bottom?
enigmous
December 05, 07:57No Chizzie, it’s not weird at all. Some days are like that.
Mr Kassy
December 06, 11:51Yes dear ur totally on track*swallows fufu plus oha soup*ehee!,dnt u knw dt u fit turn ur top bf to vers?some bottoms can handle a top and alws leave him moaning down d building.some tops love to be rimmed too,infact dey enjoy it with series of uncontrollable moaning.why some cos of ego denny demselves of wot d knw d love.
charloxy
December 05, 06:52Ukwu nwere nti..Lolz,am gonna bury my face in there
Masked Man
December 05, 06:57A-non, you need to have some tutorial classes from me.
A-non
December 05, 07:01@maskedman, kindly confirm date, time and venue for the tutorials.
Also confirm requirements for the tutorials.
Do treat as urgent.
Await yours.
Best regards,
A-non
JustJames
December 05, 07:17Perfect body.. just perfect. It’s just remaining to see the front…
Airdeecan
December 05, 07:26In Rihanna’s voice “It not even my birthday, but I wanna lick the icing off,I want it in d worst way…….just gimme that cakes,cakes,cakes,cakes,cakes……”. Enuff said.
enigmous
December 05, 07:55Nnaa lekwanu onwunwa…pinky am on steering o, if anything happen na u cause am *thank God for this traffic*
enigmous
December 05, 07:56A dose of this in the morning and David Macintosh’s ass in the night will keep the Doctor away forever
A-non
December 05, 07:57On the steering and opening websites??!! Just when I thought the worst was pinging and making up while driving…
#easyonit!
Max
December 05, 08:45Oh dear I was reading it too while on traffic.. Its no danger at all since we were barely moving..
A-non
December 05, 10:30@Max, kontinu o!
Masked Man
December 05, 08:08A-non.
Contact Pinky. And don’t waste my time. So many students are waiting.
Mrs Macaulay
December 05, 08:11Hi Dennis!
You do realize there is something called wifi right?
***Victoria Grayson Smile***
Airdeecan
December 05, 09:57Dont mind him mama…..u just left the house and he’s about to stuff his face with extra carbs……we shall deal with him.
lluvmua
December 05, 08:35hmmmmm nice cakes #side eye.. I know mine re bigger #walks out n red heels #dennis am in ph ooo for d umpteenth time #whew. can some volunteer to show me round ph gosh am bored aiidy
Airdeecan
December 05, 09:53You are worst than that white woman from obsessed…… Dennis is married ooooo and Beyonce got nothing on Mrs M oooo, thread carefully my dear, I’m in Ph too.
lluvmua
December 05, 11:16lol oya drop collect my contct frm pinkie. dats my pin ooo. nd if u re n fb kindly drop ur msgs n andre peter. thanks.
trystham
December 05, 11:24looool. You hear his nyash is bigger and u suddenly offer to show him around PH. *hands cup of water over* Here, have a drink of water. It should quench ur thirst
A-non
December 05, 09:54And Mrs. M makes her appearance finally!!!
*tafia mood activated *
Mrs. M, you need to see Dennis has been going on since your trip to Escravos. He has invited so many people to share your matrimonial bed with him. Me I only read it up and promised to tell you all about it when you are back.
I know where we can get groin cage so you can cage his cock up when you are unavailable. You can add that to the Bendel insurance you currently use…it’s all for extra measure.
Airdeecan
December 05, 10:02Chai da ame keng inua akan ekrang, Onye asiri, I already told her jhor….no come add maggi.
Mrs Macaulay
December 05, 10:44Cock cage?
Biko where dem dey sell am?
A-non
December 05, 11:19Nne, inidiro e go ya. Obu aka mwere ike inyere gi ka e we jidesie nwoke ke gi ike.
Icho ya, m gotere gi ya. Nkahu abughi nsogbu
A-non
December 05, 09:57@Maskedman, I want direct entry, I don’t want to go through JAMB (pinky).
enigmous
December 05, 10:11A-non, if you want direct entry then you should be talking to me. Just tell me how direct you want the entry to be. What you ask is what you get.
A-non
December 05, 10:24@enigmous,are we still talking about Maskedman’s tutorial school or did I miss something?
*very confused look *
A-non
December 05, 10:27@airdeecan, last I checked, we had Al Jazeera, BBC (the news station that is, so get your mind outta Ladipo market gutter) and CNN amongst others. Same news, different presenters, different slants.
So buru oche ga nodi ala kam nu ife…
A-non
December 05, 10:33@airdeecan, have even read your so called update to Mrs. M and it’s as empty as the sperm of an impotent man!
Mtschewww!
#TeamKizito
December 05, 11:13Smh.
Remy Dubois
December 05, 12:04And my friends wonder y “cake” is my favorite snacks…they got no idea what it does to me…can’t live without cakes, can’t breath without cakes!
Dennis Macauley
December 05, 12:13Enemies of progress!
My god is a consuming fire!!!
Masked Man
December 05, 12:39God, people are so dirty minded here.
Haba!
Cock cage,
Direct entry,
Impotent man’s sperm.
Jisos Kraist.
Masked Man
December 05, 12:43Ha!
Somebody can’t live and breathe without cakes.
Another person’s god is a consuming fire (except when eating cakes),
Some other is trying to snatch up my tutorial contract right under my nose.
The devil is a liar!
A-non
December 05, 13:18@Dennis, believe it or not, the protection of your marriage was topmost on my mind when I spilled to Mrs. M
It’s for your good!
A-non
December 05, 13:27*preservation of your marriage* is what I meant.
A-non
December 05, 13:25@Maskedman, keep rapping on about who is spoilt and who ain’t you hear…just kontinu!
Still waiting for details on how and where to buy the direct entry form abeg…it’s important I am in January batch.
Kryss S
December 05, 13:39Hian!!! Just left here for few hours nd markets r already selling, Mrs M *rolls eyes* is back nd Dennis just turned a religious man with a consuming fire god! Umu ururu umuazi a eh! Jiri nu ya nwayo oh! Ass tutorials kwa! I nukwa Direct entry! Ph trotting hookup! Deris Goduoooooooooo!
A-non
December 05, 13:45@Kryss S, you are so very Igbo! Your fine mixture of Igbo and English left me in stitches.
Grow up in the East?
Kryss S
December 05, 18:18Lol! Ironically, I Was born nd bred in the north, schooled in d north still live in d north nd have only visited d east few times. I guess my parents did their work well.
Mr Kassy
December 06, 11:41And you wanna tell me that a gal’s body is sexier?*crosses legs inside bus*pls rethink bitches(gals).
pinkpanthertb
December 06, 16:53Lmao. Aswear
Bane
December 07, 16:56This is the reason right here why I will be single forever. I can’t ever be faithful with asses like this just strutting around in shorts like those! Nor can I trust anyone I’m with would see that and not wanna get some either. Bouncy, fleshy round mounds of succulent goodness. Just beautiful, gawd so beautiful! I’m sorry but I just can’t.
I can’t.
Naah! I honestly can’t…
pinkpanthertb
December 07, 19:15Hahahahahahaa Bane, repent!