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*sigh* Some sexual kinks I just don’t get.
55 Comments
ken
September 22, 05:21A world of heartbreaks, extreme shallowness and sexual confusion, this rule simply doesnt apply to the gay community. I doubt any gay guy has slept with less than 15 guys…hehehe
*And it is d most guilty ones that will be hyper-defensive!*
Pink Panther
September 22, 05:36*gasp* Ken, how dare you say there are no gay guys who have slept with less than 15 guys?! How dare you?! When Max is in the house. 😀
pete
September 22, 05:56Mr Ken, speak for yourself. Some of us could count on one hand our body count.
ken
September 22, 08:51Deceiving ourselves, are we???
Akuko…
#VirginMostPrudent#
Francis
September 22, 08:56Not everyone has the opportunity or willingness to increase their body count. To each his own.
Verified
September 22, 09:12Lmbao @ VirginMostPrudent…
Jamie
September 22, 06:34Not up to ten here… Not a boring sexual life too… And not within a few years of my sexual life too.
Atimes, it takes a lot of mistakes to get to the most comfortable choice, atimes it’s more interesting to taste all flavours, atimes a few mistakes usher us to the right person!!
ken
September 22, 08:48Lmao
Dunno y y’all are now forming virgin queens when we all know how “loose” most of our sistas are!
Na today. This one claiming less than 10….hian.. doing the maths, are u telling me for the over 20something years of ur life you sleep with less than 1 person a year??? Smh
Jamie
September 22, 09:50Why would I lie to you about it? To gain your acceptance? If I could fake life that much… Why do people find it hard to believe that someone else could be different? Why do homophobes find it hard to believe that there’s a minority naturally gay community???
I only wanted you to know that your statistics is wrong. There is a gay man or woman out there who has had less than ten sexual partners in his or her lifetime, and not yet anticipating for another…even though apart from your knowledge of it and possible correction of the erroneous concept, there’s no need for the argument anyway…
Jamie
September 22, 09:59Plus, not everyone is a sister, nor does everyone likes being called a sister when they’re clearly NOT. And saying stereotypically that the sisters are loose is still equal to saying that they get to meet several loose brothers on the way!!! They ain’t masturbating…
Tiercel de Claron
September 22, 10:13You should speak for yourself,Ken.
I,for one,keep/kept track of all my associations.Thus far,they’re not up to 15.
Max
September 22, 11:38Shocking
Tiercel de Claron
September 22, 12:09That I don’t mount the sanctimonious pulpit as often as you do,doesn’t have you near as holy as I am Max.
I’m the long-term monogamous relationship type.It works for me,may not work well for others.
Jamie
September 22, 16:03…still struggling to figure out what’s so justifiable about imagining everyone shares one characteristic…!!
KingBey
September 22, 05:29I have simply stopped counting the number of people I slept with since 2012…..Lol
Pink Panther
September 22, 05:36Hahahahahahahahaa!!! My brother ehn. I remember when a potential bf asked me to tell him the number of guys I’d slept with in the year he asked me out. I looked at him and laughed. Like really, what kind of JAMB Maths question are u asking me?
Francis
September 22, 05:52Seriously gays dey ask that question too? Hmmm, so the I want a vargin gal wahala applies to gay boys too ??
ken
September 22, 10:15These ladies take things wayyy tooo seriously. If u have slept with more than 10, well, goodluck to u. If u have slept with more than that, even more goodluck to you. And if u dont have sex at all, well, patience to u!
Nobody really cares abt ur sex life. So suck it up!
Kester
September 22, 06:13Haha haha haha haha haha and I was just discussing this with my best friend the other day. 60 leaves exercise book will not do and then there will be some I won’t remember. Even hetero guys are more than guilty o. The rate of serial monogamy is beyond belief. They should look for inter galactic title for me o, guilty as charged. The eternal search for love compatibility acceptance fun etc
KingBey
September 22, 06:13It’s a very ridiculous question. How you look me finish, dey ask me how many people I have slept with. Lol. Or you mean since last week? I tried counting between May and July 2012 and I counted 17. Then I told myself, this hoe has no redemption. Lol
Pink Panther
September 22, 06:14Bless you, brutha! LMAO!!!!
Mitch
September 22, 07:01Lemme jus hol mai peace! *waltzes away*
NativeSon
September 22, 07:07Hahaha….these comments are hilarious.
Dennis Macaulay
September 22, 07:17I plead the fifth!
KryxxX
September 22, 07:38Of course! Issues like this gets u pleading the fifth! Yimu! Intergalactic/heavenly/ Solar distributor???????! **flees** ???????????????????
Dennis Macaulay
September 22, 08:24I won’t dignify you with a response!
KryxxX
September 22, 07:32???KingBey!!!! May to July, 17??!!!!! And Pinky my rolls models too?
Tufia!
Chai! Ndi akwuna abounding everywhere! What shall it profit a man, to shag the whole of Lag nd still remain with a 2k acc balance? Iberibe of course!
** Puts on nun’s habit nd waltz away singing “Mother Mary, Mother Millionaire, I love you”**.
Pink Panther
September 22, 07:58Hahahahahahahahahahahaa! Kryxxx, thunda faya you.
KingBey
September 22, 08:51It depends if that man is shagging for money. Hehehe.
Silver Cat
September 22, 09:35Rev Mother, I didn’t see U at mass this morning. With October devotion about to start, we need to adjust our habits to show of our ASSets properly, especially at vespers.
JoshDeity
September 22, 07:46There are gay guys who haven’t even had the pleasure of the glory hole pain…
No, don’t look at me. I have had the pleasure, just not up to 15 times.
#TeamKizito
September 22, 08:01Hmmm.
Max
September 22, 08:15Over 90% of gay guys have since surpassed that number. I’m quite close to it myself.. But the thing about hoeism is that it’s not so much about the number as it is about the frequency.. Screwing the same person 10 times a week is different from screwing 10 different people in the same week.
Hoes are human beings who have no control of their sexual urge and are always seeking for one sexual tryst or another with different people.. Now a lot of names on this blog comes to mind ( trying so hard not to hate you).. You all know yourselves.
Chizzie
September 22, 08:41This fell flat. And was written by someone that attended a polytechnic. I’ve come to meet many of them during my NYSC ordeal, and they say the most irritating of things and post things like this on Facebook
Madge
September 22, 08:54Abeg na where you serve oh?
Chuck
September 22, 12:38Lol there’s only a handful of good universities in Nigeria these days. All our institutions have been infected with corruption, even the private unis.
Silver Cat
September 22, 09:28I and all myself consider myself VERY PRUDENT yet I’ve been with 27 guys (at my last count).
What can I say? Boarding house was my own playground.
sinnex
September 22, 10:01No wonder the Bible says ‘Evil communication corrupts good manners’…
Get thee behind be Satan…I can shocked by what I am reading here. Am I the only righteous person here? Where is God, sorry Gad?
#okbye
Chuck
September 22, 12:40Still going for a “controversial” comment? Inexperienced with sex and with wisdom
sinnex
September 22, 16:49And you are?
Bret Hart
September 22, 10:11Lolz. ……body count stands @ 3 for me……….neither ashamed nor proud. …….lot of missed opportunities. ………
Tiercel de Claron
September 22, 10:21You should be proud,really.
Bret Hart
September 23, 10:54Lolz. ….maybe I should …….it takes a lot of self-control. …….but again it’s neither profit nor loss account balance
sinnex
September 22, 16:50I can be your 4th…you know where to find me.
Bret Hart
September 23, 11:00Sinnex. ….lolz……….nah
…and you know why it’s so. …….but still ……I so can’t wait for you to be in lagos. …??
Teflondon
September 22, 11:55Body Counts!
250
#EnoughSaid #Bye
Colossus
September 22, 12:53Come back here.
Exactly 250 or plus/minus 100?
Colossus
September 22, 12:47What does it profit you if you had 10, 15, 20 or 100 sexual partners and never achieved one single earth shattering orgasm?
Regal Sweetheart
September 22, 14:17Hallelujah
Sam La' smithereens
September 22, 13:00Thank God for this post.
For those of us who have astronomical body counts and have no plan whatsoever to quit increasing body count, and then utter things like I can’t sleep with a HIV positive person, you are (probably) recognizing the flaw in your logic.
Francis
September 22, 13:17Lol. Preach man
ronniephoenix
September 22, 14:27Us “virgins” will just keep quiet and watch the “super story” of the hoes in the building.
michael
September 22, 15:2217 and still counting….
JustJames
September 22, 17:12Lost count a while back..
Hello max.
Max
September 22, 20:07Hello dear.. I’m not gonna judge