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Get Out Your X-rays, Guys! We wanna know if Adam Levine’s junk is really on display in this photo!
Maroon 5 lead singer and The Voice judge, Adam Levine shared this selfie from his honeymoon with his supermodel wife Behati Prinsloo, and you won’t believe what some amebo people
Morning Humour XIII
First, they were straight. And then, a hand made all the difference. lol
54 Comments
Kenny
May 30, 06:48Long Flute…. Quite accurate. ????
DI-NAVY
May 30, 06:49FUCK SNAKE. Sounds creepy tho. lol
Phoenix
May 30, 07:03‘Pussy Knob’? Now that’s a big lie. This dude has entered a pussy just once and he didn’t like it not to mention being its knob.
Pink Panther
May 30, 07:14LMAO!!!!!
michael
May 30, 07:24Explosive snake? Tufiakwa. Chukwuaju.
Pink Panther
May 30, 07:27??????????
pete
May 30, 11:01Explosive snake ?
Cedar
May 30, 19:30I tire o. Laughing in Swahili.
Kainene
May 30, 07:28Pleasure punch??? Heavenly fadta!
Deola
May 30, 07:40Long pole?
????
#TeamKizito
May 30, 09:00Lol. Hi, Long Pole.
Deola
May 30, 09:59Lol. Ya finding trouble this morning abi?
IBK
May 30, 07:41Bear sausage??
What the fuck is that?
Francis
May 30, 07:54Big hammer ko, hammer is big ni?????
Mandy
May 30, 08:02Purple Hammer.
Becos Pink Hammer was out of stock, eh?
miztadiol
May 30, 08:16Long snake
Griffin
May 30, 08:50Pleasure Sword, Oh well!!!!!, What can I say.
faƧade
May 30, 08:55Man killer…hmmmm
michael
May 30, 09:54Spot on.
#TeamKizito
May 30, 09:04Love Wand. Awww.
=-$ ;;)
INDIGENE.
May 30, 09:06Pleasure harmer!
KryxxX
May 30, 09:11Big Snake?
Me?
Asi! Big lie! Liar liar pants on fire!
Dont goan and be giving some ppl big expectations biko! Can’t deal! Me that is still thinking of going 4 plastic surgery u wee now come nd give me what I can’t carry. Mba!
Dennis Macaulay
May 30, 09:32Girthy Pole āāā
Drone
May 30, 09:39Because the real name is a lot less interesting.
*flies away*
kacee
May 31, 11:58LMAO *faints*
Tommen
May 31, 12:02big tube lol, accurate as fuck…
Ivory Child
May 30, 09:37Pleasure Machine………. Now I like the sound of that??
dabo
May 30, 10:13monster machine… lol.ok.
philips
May 30, 10:30Pussy killer….. iffa hear, you for ask me whether we din even see pussy before
Truth
May 30, 10:32Explosive hammer, hian.
Tiercel de Claron
May 30, 15:10Erm oga,yours read purple pole not explosive hammer
Truth
May 30, 17:06Young man, I don’t know who you think I am.
Tiercel de Claron
May 30, 17:29Come off it,Max.
You ain’t fooling no one but yourself.Heck,you can’t even pull off the multiple pseudo thing.Shows how not-so smart we know you to be.
Oh,I don’t think it,I well know you.
Truth
May 30, 23:14You sir, are delusional.
emperor
May 30, 10:51Long Sausage, nd what d heck is that??? Not bad though…whayys think (winks @ bae)
Terra
May 30, 10:52Long wand…well, I’ve always been a Potterhead so it’s fine
Dickson Clement
May 30, 11:11Big Pole – that’s massive
Stein
May 30, 11:16Big Machine… Spot on
Dennis Macaulay
May 30, 12:56???
ambivalentone
May 30, 11:41Iron Killer??? Sumbody epp me
Pink Panther
May 30, 12:11LMAO!!! Well,ladies and gentlemen, right here is Iron Man’s nemesis. š
PETROVICH
May 30, 13:08Skin Meat……..
Duke
May 30, 13:52Mine is Big Machine. Very accurate?
Khaleesi
May 30, 13:56Big Hammer, sorry ooo — inaccurate description…
Tiercel de Claron
May 30, 14:59Pleasure Tube
*shrug*
Francis
May 30, 15:21ION all those wey dey complain say some of us dey “fuck” outside KD, shine ya eyes and get yours if your crush dey hia ?????
Dickson Clement
May 30, 17:42Have you heard the story of the Elephant and the three blind men @ Francis? Pple can sometimes have an over emphasized or under emphasized image of themselves. Or at times it cud be accurate. So, let’s just enjoy the dick name fun and forget the real thing!
Shuga chocolata
May 30, 22:24Giant destroyer….?????
ā¢*ā¢sugarrrr*ā¢*
May 31, 00:22Long cock that shock you to half death… Lol and Nod
Mr. Big
May 31, 02:59Lol….. Fuck Wand…. Hehehehehehe
bubble butt
May 31, 11:24Monster machine
Pink Panther
May 31, 11:29And you’re bubble butt too? Boy! Talk about having best of both worlds
kacee
May 31, 11:45LMAO… laugh no go kill me.
Jeova Sanctus Unus
May 31, 14:15Big Destroyer!
*Does the evil laugh* Hahahaha!!