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This is exactly the kind of ass that is capable of making a straight man gay. Aswear!

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  1. Kenny
    May 30, 06:48 Reply

    Long Flute…. Quite accurate. ????

  2. Phoenix
    May 30, 07:03 Reply

    ‘Pussy Knob’? Now that’s a big lie. This dude has entered a pussy just once and he didn’t like it not to mention being its knob.

  3. michael
    May 30, 07:24 Reply

    Explosive snake? Tufiakwa. Chukwuaju.

  4. IBK
    May 30, 07:41 Reply

    Bear sausage??

    What the fuck is that?

  5. Francis
    May 30, 07:54 Reply

    Big hammer ko, hammer is big ni?????

  6. Mandy
    May 30, 08:02 Reply

    Purple Hammer.
    Becos Pink Hammer was out of stock, eh?

  7. Griffin
    May 30, 08:50 Reply

    Pleasure Sword, Oh well!!!!!, What can I say.

  8. KryxxX
    May 30, 09:11 Reply

    Big Snake?

    Me?

    Asi! Big lie! Liar liar pants on fire!
    Dont goan and be giving some ppl big expectations biko! Can’t deal! Me that is still thinking of going 4 plastic surgery u wee now come nd give me what I can’t carry. Mba!

    • Drone
      May 30, 09:39 Reply

      Because the real name is a lot less interesting.

      *flies away*

  9. Ivory Child
    May 30, 09:37 Reply

    Pleasure Machine………. Now I like the sound of that??

  10. dabo
    May 30, 10:13 Reply

    monster machine… lol.ok.

  11. philips
    May 30, 10:30 Reply

    Pussy killer….. iffa hear, you for ask me whether we din even see pussy before

      • Truth
        May 30, 17:06 Reply

        Young man, I don’t know who you think I am.

        • Tiercel de Claron
          May 30, 17:29 Reply

          Come off it,Max.
          You ain’t fooling no one but yourself.Heck,you can’t even pull off the multiple pseudo thing.Shows how not-so smart we know you to be.

          Oh,I don’t think it,I well know you.

  12. emperor
    May 30, 10:51 Reply

    Long Sausage, nd what d heck is that??? Not bad though…whayys think (winks @ bae)

  13. Terra
    May 30, 10:52 Reply

    Long wand…well, I’ve always been a Potterhead so it’s fine

    • Pink Panther
      May 30, 12:11 Reply

      LMAO!!! Well,ladies and gentlemen, right here is Iron Man’s nemesis. 😀

  14. Duke
    May 30, 13:52 Reply

    Mine is Big Machine. Very accurate?

  15. Khaleesi
    May 30, 13:56 Reply

    Big Hammer, sorry ooo — inaccurate description…

  16. Francis
    May 30, 15:21 Reply

    ION all those wey dey complain say some of us dey “fuck” outside KD, shine ya eyes and get yours if your crush dey hia ?????

  17. Dickson Clement
    May 30, 17:42 Reply

    Have you heard the story of the Elephant and the three blind men @ Francis? Pple can sometimes have an over emphasized or under emphasized image of themselves. Or at times it cud be accurate. So, let’s just enjoy the dick name fun and forget the real thing!

  18. Mr. Big
    May 31, 02:59 Reply

    Lol….. Fuck Wand…. Hehehehehehe

    • Pink Panther
      May 31, 11:29 Reply

      And you’re bubble butt too? Boy! Talk about having best of both worlds

  19. kacee
    May 31, 11:45 Reply

    LMAO… laugh no go kill me.

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