Question Of The Day IV
So here’s a quick question.
Go on then, give us your answers. If you’ve ever wanted to have a quick one before your roommate returned from the barbershop, or at night in the same room with your snoring cousin, or – in some shocking cases, I’ve heard – closeted in the men’s room of a fast-food joint… how quick did you want it to be?
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Mr Kassy
March 30, 04:22I have done it in the bathroom for about 3times during my secondary school days. hehe!*tongue out*
pinkpanthertb
March 30, 04:28Mr Kassy, long time no see. 🙂
Mercury
March 30, 06:32Lucky you, your rest rooms were clean.
Max
March 30, 04:325-10 minutes
Metrosexual
March 30, 06:205 minutes…based on experimental research..
pinkpanthertb
March 30, 06:31Care to explain that research to us? 🙂
Dennis Macaulay
March 30, 06:2410 mins
Kilimanjaro restroom!
***sips coffee***
Mercury
March 30, 06:26Akwuna Oku!!!!!, Kilimanjaro restroom????, chai!!!!
pinkpanthertb
March 30, 06:29Hahahahahahahaa. The way you drop your nuggets of information eh
Dennis Macaulay
March 30, 06:45I just dropped a line, whatever conclusions you make from it is your business! ThazAll
Brian Collins
March 31, 02:00Dennis, Agip or Everyday outlet?
Mercury
March 30, 06:318 – 15 mins, parked car on a quiet road. That was a while ago sha. …I haven’t had a quickie in a while tho, OMG, I’m getting old…I’ve lost my sense of adventure, Lord whyyyyyyy?.
Dennis Macaulay
March 30, 06:47Erm I can help with that?
Mercury
March 30, 07:54How?, I need to be young and wild again.
Teflondon
March 30, 06:55A quickie shouldn’t be more than.. 10mins tops.. Anything other than that is already a full blown sex.
**A certain quickie in a church toilet comes to mind** you would be surprised what happens those sanctified cubit this days..
**sips holy communion**
JustJames
March 30, 10:44You do realise a quickie is actually sex.. Dick up the butt and all. Pray tell how sex can be more full blown than that?
pinkpanthertb
March 30, 11:23Hehehehee! James sef. The absence of foreplay and cuddling is perhaps the reason its not full blown? Lol
Teflondon
March 30, 11:56Wouldn’t have said it better. Pinky. Thanks for that. Case closed.
Oluwadamilare Okoro
March 30, 07:385mins or less… no experience here *sad face*
Vhar.
March 30, 07:53Foot of 3rd Mainland Bridge.
In a car.
12am.
10mins.
Mercury
March 30, 07:56Ahhhh!!!!, even you????, and I thought you were prim and proper.
Vhar.
March 30, 08:51Abegi.. Do I look like a debutante?
Prim ni, Proper kor.
You don’t like Rose and Pringles??
pinkpanthertb
March 30, 09:12Debutante. LMAO. TBH I picture u as one.
Mercury
March 30, 09:07Hahahahahahahaa, you’re a mess.
Vhar.
March 30, 12:05Debutante ke?!
When a Debutante has her first taste of “the” candy bar, the cookie jar starts singing:
“Princess cut diamonds on my Disney
He want monster Nicki in Sri Lanka
I told ‘em meet me at the trump, Ivanka
I said come here let me show you how this cookie tastes
This that year, nigga eat the cookie face”
pinkpanthertb
March 30, 07:59*jaw dropping open* Vhar!
Vhar.
March 30, 08:52Why na Mama P?!
Fly will just breeze in now.
pinkpanthertb
March 30, 09:09*jejelly closing my mouth back*
Peak
March 30, 08:51Jisox!!! Vhar! U too hian!
Who would ve thought that you of all ppl woud be wild enough to have sex in public?
Foot of 3rd mainland bridge of all place? Mehn that’s so gangster.
Vhar.
March 30, 09:52Uncle Peak, Kilode?!
Which one is “You of all people?
I’m entitled to some gangsterlistic, dudette and slutty moments.
Please leave me o.
I don’t need the wolves set loose on my flat moneymaker.
pinkpanthertb
March 30, 08:04Nicon Luxury parking lot.
Inside the dude’s car.
About 8 minutes.
Had been on my way to buy bread for my aunt and took the detour. Lol
Mercury
March 30, 09:13Chile!!! You took a detour???, hmmmm, I’m sure you used spit and all.
pinkpanthertb
March 30, 09:18Lol. No. Dude had all the ingredients. He actually wanted to lodge in the hotel. But then, wifey called. He’d apparently given an excuse that he’d be out all night with the boys. Wifey’s phone call however was important. So a night in a hotel room was out. 8 minutes in the parking lot was in. 🙂
Mercury
March 30, 09:26Wow!!!, gosh, the places in which I’ve had quickies tho!!!! * blushes beet red at the memories.*
pinkpanthertb
March 30, 09:36Oh so those slutty memories are coming back, huh
Mercury
March 30, 09:41My dear, sometime we gotta take what we can get.
Pete
March 30, 16:24Somebody is sleeping with a married man. *eagerly waiting for the next time MGM/MBM issue comes up here*
pinkpanthertb
March 30, 16:32Hahahahahahahaa look at this one. So you’ll do wetin?
Pete
March 30, 16:46Nothing oh, will just check if you lambast MGMs & still go ahead to sleep with them
pinkpanthertb
March 30, 16:49Pete, in all the times the topic of MGM has come up here, have you ever once seen me lambasting them? Ever?
Pete
March 30, 17:19Can’t remember, that’s why I’ll check out your next comment on it.
pinkpanthertb
March 30, 17:29I’m trying to tell you that I’ve never and will never have anything contrary to say on the issue.
sinnex
March 30, 08:21hmmmm…I just came here to read comments…waiting for Max’s
Teflondon
March 30, 09:23This your sudden obsession with Max still baffles me… Just some few days back.. Yall were tearing and pulling eachothers wigs and bra.
Could you be having a crush on Max all this while? I wouldn’t be ruling that out.
sinnex
March 30, 10:20eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Mercury
March 30, 10:31Lol…..una Don crase finish.
Mandy
March 30, 08:307pm. Pressed up against the wall of my neighbour’s property. 5 minutes. Fastest cumming ever known to mankind.
Mercury
March 30, 09:18Oh yeah, I forgot that 8 mins inside d cinema halls of ozone in 2011.
Max
March 30, 09:3810minites with bae
2014
Lonely street
Inside a car
Reclined seats
*ok bye***
Khaleesi
March 30, 10:367mins, in a quiet empty park, with both our trousers pulled down around our ankles and the rest of our clothing left on while we moaned in the dark silent night like wild animals. Thousands of miles away from these empty shores … I woulddn’t dare that in these crazy shores abeg!!! ***shudders and pulls lace shawl around self***
JustJames
March 30, 10:47Never had a quickie.. But then again all my escapades have blurred into each other so not sure… *thinks deeply*
pinkpanthertb
March 30, 11:59That appears to be your word of the month.
Teflondon
March 30, 13:04For Someone that uses the Monicker “Heiress” Pls you are doing that name no justice.. I’ll advice you change your monicker to “Sluttyna”
(Plenty pun intended)
Sinnex
March 30, 14:01Ahan
Constant
March 30, 14:16Hmmm…Gone are those quickie days.
Several times in the 2nd floor Suite 328 of the office complex 1hr after most closing time. Max Duration 15 mins.*Chants Astagfurullah 99 times*
Colossus
March 30, 16:28Hmmmmm, I see sluts
Sluts everywhere.
wazzosgrotto
March 31, 07:19Come now, Colossus. Haven’t you ever done a “smash and grab” in your life 🙂 ?
Eric
March 31, 14:527 mins Maximum..
Jeova Sanctus Unus
April 01, 20:23Are y’all asking to bonk Max for 5 mins??