Question Of The Day IV

Question Of The Day IV

So here’s a quick question.Screenshot_2015-03-22-01-28-36

Go on then, give us your answers. If you’ve ever wanted to have a quick one before your roommate returned from the barbershop, or at night in the same room with your snoring cousin, or – in some shocking cases, I’ve heard – closeted in the men’s room of a fast-food joint… how quick did you want it to be?

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  1. Mr Kassy
    March 30, 04:22 Reply

    I have done it in the bathroom for about 3times during my secondary school days. hehe!*tongue out*

    • Mercury
      March 30, 06:26 Reply

      Akwuna Oku!!!!!, Kilimanjaro restroom????, chai!!!!

    • pinkpanthertb
      March 30, 06:29 Reply

      Hahahahahahahaa. The way you drop your nuggets of information eh

      • Dennis Macaulay
        March 30, 06:45 Reply

        I just dropped a line, whatever conclusions you make from it is your business! ThazAll

  2. Mercury
    March 30, 06:31 Reply

    8 – 15 mins, parked car on a quiet road. That was a while ago sha. …I haven’t had a quickie in a while tho, OMG, I’m getting old…I’ve lost my sense of adventure, Lord whyyyyyyy?.

  3. Teflondon
    March 30, 06:55 Reply

    A quickie shouldn’t be more than.. 10mins tops.. Anything other than that is already a full blown sex.
    **A certain quickie in a church toilet comes to mind** you would be surprised what happens those sanctified cubit this days..

    **sips holy communion**

    • JustJames
      March 30, 10:44 Reply

      You do realise a quickie is actually sex.. Dick up the butt and all. Pray tell how sex can be more full blown than that?

      • pinkpanthertb
        March 30, 11:23 Reply

        Hehehehee! James sef. The absence of foreplay and cuddling is perhaps the reason its not full blown? Lol

      • Teflondon
        March 30, 11:56 Reply

        Wouldn’t have said it better. Pinky. Thanks for that. Case closed.

  4. Vhar.
    March 30, 07:53 Reply

    Foot of 3rd Mainland Bridge.
    In a car.

    • Mercury
      March 30, 07:56 Reply

      Ahhhh!!!!, even you????, and I thought you were prim and proper.

      • Vhar.
        March 30, 08:51 Reply

        Abegi.. Do I look like a debutante?
        Prim ni, Proper kor.
        You don’t like Rose and Pringles??

      • Mercury
        March 30, 09:07 Reply

        Hahahahahahahaa, you’re a mess.

      • Vhar.
        March 30, 12:05 Reply

        Debutante ke?!

        When a Debutante has her first taste of “the” candy bar, the cookie jar starts singing:

        “Princess cut diamonds on my Disney
        He want monster Nicki in Sri Lanka
        I told ‘em meet me at the trump, Ivanka
        I said come here let me show you how this cookie tastes
        This that year, nigga eat the cookie face”

    • Peak
      March 30, 08:51 Reply

      Jisox!!! Vhar! U too hian!
      Who would ve thought that you of all ppl woud be wild enough to have sex in public?
      Foot of 3rd mainland bridge of all place? Mehn that’s so gangster.

      • Vhar.
        March 30, 09:52 Reply

        Uncle Peak, Kilode?!
        Which one is “You of all people?
        I’m entitled to some gangsterlistic, dudette and slutty moments.
        Please leave me o.
        I don’t need the wolves set loose on my flat moneymaker.

  5. pinkpanthertb
    March 30, 08:04 Reply

    Nicon Luxury parking lot.
    Inside the dude’s car.
    About 8 minutes.
    Had been on my way to buy bread for my aunt and took the detour. Lol

    • Mercury
      March 30, 09:13 Reply

      Chile!!! You took a detour???, hmmmm, I’m sure you used spit and all.

      • pinkpanthertb
        March 30, 09:18 Reply

        Lol. No. Dude had all the ingredients. He actually wanted to lodge in the hotel. But then, wifey called. He’d apparently given an excuse that he’d be out all night with the boys. Wifey’s phone call however was important. So a night in a hotel room was out. 8 minutes in the parking lot was in. 🙂

      • Mercury
        March 30, 09:26 Reply

        Wow!!!, gosh, the places in which I’ve had quickies tho!!!! * blushes beet red at the memories.*

      • Mercury
        March 30, 09:41 Reply

        My dear, sometime we gotta take what we can get.

      • Pete
        March 30, 16:24 Reply

        Somebody is sleeping with a married man. *eagerly waiting for the next time MGM/MBM issue comes up here*

      • Pete
        March 30, 16:46 Reply

        Nothing oh, will just check if you lambast MGMs & still go ahead to sleep with them

        • pinkpanthertb
          March 30, 16:49 Reply

          Pete, in all the times the topic of MGM has come up here, have you ever once seen me lambasting them? Ever?

      • Pete
        March 30, 17:19 Reply

        Can’t remember, that’s why I’ll check out your next comment on it.

        • pinkpanthertb
          March 30, 17:29 Reply

          I’m trying to tell you that I’ve never and will never have anything contrary to say on the issue.

  6. sinnex
    March 30, 08:21 Reply

    hmmmm…I just came here to read comments…waiting for Max’s

    • Teflondon
      March 30, 09:23 Reply

      This your sudden obsession with Max still baffles me… Just some few days back.. Yall were tearing and pulling eachothers wigs and bra.

      Could you be having a crush on Max all this while? I wouldn’t be ruling that out.

      • sinnex
        March 30, 10:20 Reply


  7. Mandy
    March 30, 08:30 Reply

    7pm. Pressed up against the wall of my neighbour’s property. 5 minutes. Fastest cumming ever known to mankind.

  8. Mercury
    March 30, 09:18 Reply

    Oh yeah, I forgot that 8 mins inside d cinema halls of ozone in 2011.

  9. Max
    March 30, 09:38 Reply

    10minites with bae
    Lonely street
    Inside a car
    Reclined seats
    *ok bye***

  10. Khaleesi
    March 30, 10:36 Reply

    7mins, in a quiet empty park, with both our trousers pulled down around our ankles and the rest of our clothing left on while we moaned in the dark silent night like wild animals. Thousands of miles away from these empty shores … I woulddn’t dare that in these crazy shores abeg!!! ***shudders and pulls lace shawl around self***

  11. JustJames
    March 30, 10:47 Reply

    Never had a quickie.. But then again all my escapades have blurred into each other so not sure… *thinks deeply*

  12. Teflondon
    March 30, 13:04 Reply

    For Someone that uses the Monicker “Heiress” Pls you are doing that name no justice.. I’ll advice you change your monicker to “Sluttyna”
    (Plenty pun intended)

  13. Constant
    March 30, 14:16 Reply

    Hmmm…Gone are those quickie days.
    Several times in the 2nd floor Suite 328 of the office complex 1hr after most closing time. Max Duration 15 mins.*Chants Astagfurullah 99 times*

  14. Colossus
    March 30, 16:28 Reply

    Hmmmmm, I see sluts

    Sluts everywhere.

    • wazzosgrotto
      March 31, 07:19 Reply

      Come now, Colossus. Haven’t you ever done a “smash and grab” in your life 🙂 ?

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