Tweet Of The Day VIII
LMAO!!! iDied! I simply died!
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Bests Of Online Hookups VIII
LMAO!!! Someone held in the clutches of konji will be jejely looking for a quick fix, and someone else from another universe will coman say Hi.
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43 Comments
Peak
May 14, 04:06A brother gotta eat! The bills don’t pay themselves, do they?
Brian Collins
May 14, 04:53Wouldn’t he like to know? But that amount is too huge to pass up except they are going to use you to get so much more in the end. I can bet Sinnex would lose his precious virginity over that amount. Heck, virgin Mary probably would too.
Sinnex
May 14, 06:10You sabi better thing.
shuga chocolata
May 14, 05:07Swanky swanky.
@thespecialone. Hmmmmmmmmmm, indeed you’re special.
chestnut
May 14, 05:36600k? PER girl? O ga o! Is each girl expected to leave a kidney behind? The sad part is that, even if it’s not actually 600k,it’s gonna be a ridiculously large amount, but those men won’t even dash a struggling relative 200k. And some people are wondering how unemployed light-skinned girls live in the best apartments in abuja…
pinkpanthertb
May 14, 05:38Lol. Ya had to add ‘light-skinned’ to the qualifications, huh?
trystham
May 14, 06:41UKD
chestnut
May 14, 07:17Oh c’mon Pinky, let’s not pretend that we don’t know dat “red-bones” rule abuja…and d rest of black-Africa! U pipo(yes including YOU) should continu; wen I become a minister, I’m goin to make sure they ban “Fair & White”, “Whitenicious”, “QE10”, “Caro-white”, “Caro-Light”, “Caro-Bright”…
pinkpanthertb
May 14, 07:28Lmao. Boy you sure do have an extensive knowledge on the subject, chestie
A-non
May 14, 05:53@chestnut,now that you mentioned light skinned ladies, I’d beg to digress.
Happened to run into a lesbian party a few weeks ago at about 10pm in the VIP stage/section of Elegushi beach. I was quite surprised that they were that open. Although they weren’t kissing but there were loads of grinding and touching body.
Provided additional entertainment for the duration I was there with my peeps.
Question: would a gay party have been held that openly?
Chris
May 14, 06:33Lesbianism is an attraction for straightmen and a lot of women in this world.
Women, naturally are tactile by nature, so most touchy touchy women can
do in public is what we see in the society in private too. If you have females
around you a lot, you can pick on it
Often i have heard my straight friends voicing out their fantasy of wanting
to join lesbians in sex acts, they believe it is exciting. Myself sometimes
get excited watching two sexy pretty lesbians indulging.
As for gay men indulging in compromising act in public, it is a no no,
except for few enlightened minds..
chestnut
May 14, 07:37Anon, when u say you and ur peeps provided “additional entertainment”, what exactly do u mean? #AskingOnBehalfOfEntertainmentMinisterDeola
A-non
May 14, 09:04@Chris, I get what you mean. For me, it was just the amusement of seeing them in the open doing their thing. These were classy ladies though…beautiful, in their mid to late 30s and had like three bouncers cordoning where they were. I found all very interesting.
@chestnut, get your mind out of Upper Iweka gutter! My friends and I simply moved our drinks to a table where we’d have a better viewing of them.
kacee
May 14, 05:52Lwkm,my face hurts from laughing. He is a wise dude…
Kenny
May 14, 06:03Lmao. Wish we could av seen the response he got!
Sinnex
May 14, 06:09The hustle is real. I would have asked the same thing.
Dennis Macaulay
May 14, 06:24Off to twitter to follow the handle
That motor bike I have been eyeing will not buy itself
#TeamKizito
May 14, 06:32Lol. Blood money.. December don dey reach. Lol.
Oluwadamilare Okoro
May 14, 06:41Haba. December for May??? Cool down.
The abuja high and mighty just wanna spend our stolen money on their sexual fantasy.
Oluwadamilare Okoro
May 14, 06:36The guy asking for runs boys is such a learner… them runs boys be getting more than 600k! #AskDenrele
On a serious note… 600k ke? it smells all shades of Jenifa part 1.
D-boy
May 14, 07:37so denrele does runs??
stirs tea slowly…..
Chuck
May 14, 07:47don’t they all? “Gay na business”
Oluwadamilare Okoro
May 14, 11:44Disclaimer! I said that NOT.
McGray
May 14, 09:11Pls in as much we do come here to play inclusively we MUST desist from making mockery outta any Holy one. That remark about the Blessed Mother is totally uncalled for. Even if u or ur denomination does not acknowledge her u must learn to respect ppl’s faith and believe. Pinky u shld clear dat comment from here pls
Chuck
May 14, 10:44So they must live their lives in accordance with YOUR beliefs? What’s the difference between you, Boko Haram, and all the Salafi movements around the world?
He said even a virgin would hook up – clearly an analogy/figure of speech. It’s allowed because it is a reference, not a discussion of whether the Virgin actually hooks up or not
Peak
May 14, 11:45@Chuck, sorry but the above statement was disrespectful. Though that may not have been the intent of the commenter, Mcgray did the right thing to correct/inform him to avoid a reoccurrence. I felt some type of way when I read that. I mentioned this yesterday when something similar transpired here. I’m repeating it again, there are things u don’t joke with, particularly in an online forum where you don’t who is reading and dealing with a wider audience. I’m no Catholic nor am I overly religious, but certain things should be held in high regard and respected at all times.
Lets “all” learn when to take correction and not see everything as an attack on our person.
Chuck
May 14, 12:371. You have yet to show why using the Virgin Mary in a hypothetical situation/as an example of a virgin is disrespectful.
2. “there are certain things you don’t joke with.” Why? Explain why.
I’ll wait.
McGray
May 14, 13:40Chuck an elder actually told me, “Never talk because you have to say something Rather Talk because you have something to say” and i hv put it into use since then, maybe u can put it into use as well.
Lanre S
May 14, 11:55That Virgin Mary statement was the same type that someone made about the assumed proclivities of the prophet Mohd some years back that led to the burning down of Kano and the emergency end of Nigeria’s Miss World hosting …
Tobby
May 14, 12:22LMFAO
Chuck
May 14, 14:55@McGray, your comment above (the “elder”‘s saying) is irrelevant and silly. Address the argument, don’t sidestep the issue. It’s plain you have no intellectual standing behind your opinion.
You’re an example of the poor discussion style and ignorant opinions on this blog
McGray
May 14, 15:06Easy Dear Sister Chuck, easy so u don’t hurt yourself. *Passes u a glass of chilled Palm wine* lol
Chuck
May 14, 16:30Still no intellectual rebuttal. I rest my case.
McGray
May 14, 16:48U knw Chuck, u cld make a good wife to me, why dnt ya snd Pinky ur email to me, abi dem say make i no toast u?
Brian Collins
May 14, 17:54McGray biko kwa, REST.
McGray
May 14, 19:21Brian Nwanne m oo uche m di ya, iwotago?
Chris
May 14, 19:36Hey McGray, pls translate the above response to Brian C, if you dont mind at all
McGray
May 14, 20:52Heheheh e be like say pesin won take style learn Igbo oo, anyhoo, since we are sharing coke i will teach u for N2000 per two hours. I told him, “Brian my brother, i am mindful, u get bah?”
Chris
May 15, 00:49lool, you’ve got jokes. thanks McGray, because it seems like Igbo is the international
language on this blog 🙂 Am not paying a dime and you will teach me by force, what
happens to friends or blog members with benefit? #2000 ko €2000 ni, thanks in advance.
Chuck
May 14, 21:44By the way, just as food for thought: there are several on this blog that think calling a gay man sister is an insult, and use it often to disparage points raised in discussions. Outside of the obvious misogyny and homophobia therein, these ripostes often show that he person being insulted has won the intellectual battle. I won’t say more now, but I’ll be sure to point out the repeat offenders when this is repeated.
Chris
May 15, 01:10Maybe or perhaps some dudes are not happy with their current gender,
all they’ve to do is cross over to the western world and arrange a
Bruce Jenner formatics. imagine, sister Segun or Ms Emeka, hian 🙁
Only hermaphrodites can be given the leeway.
Chuck
May 15, 02:51That’s a tangent you went off on, don’t you think? I was referring to addressing gay men as women in order to insult/denigrate them.
Chris
May 15, 06:17@Chucks, i responded earlier on, strangely it got ‘eroded’
As i said, mabe not the right infusion, but a viewpoint in my
think tank waiting to be fired, the opportunity presented
itself hence the cataclysm.