Update: And The Idiocy Continues…
So in the wake of Kukogho Iruesiri Samson’s rant against his chykers on Facebook, one of his followers, a self-professed poet himself, posted an updated that amounted to a campaign against ‘Mosticated bongs’. Check out the ridiculousness below and a few comments that I screengrabbed. I had no idea people had this amount of time.
8 insult poems… I just can’t. I really just can’t.
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33 Comments
Stickysly
December 15, 04:36Enwerem may have wanted to say closet” instead of “closest”.
“I’ve sent 8 insult poems!”…..As though it were a life time achievement award.
A poet of negativity. Expending energy on composing insultive poems.
We can see the kind of friends Mr. Kukogho keeps. Show me your friends…..
Ace
December 15, 04:53I don’t know why i find this funny! Hahahahahaha this is the height of irresponsibility + mental retardation +idleness
all rolled up to show many Nigerians indeed have got time on their hands to be stupid.
gad
December 15, 05:00Is this all they could do? I suggest they form an NGO to fight these chykers or better still take the matter to Hague.
Samaurai
December 15, 10:27Lol. That’s good.
An NGO to fight gay chykers through sending insult and hate poems. That will deter the gay chykers. Indeed.
Mtcheeeeeew!!!
Stupid self-acclaimed poets.
And don’t be surprised that most deep-closeted gays among their group will use this opportunity to start chyking the guy in question.
Ironical but true.
Absalom
December 15, 05:05“8 insult poems”! ROTFLMAO.
pinkpanthertb
December 15, 05:07Hush Absalom. That’s a mighty fine achievement. Don’t you know. Don’t be scoffing the good man’s effort
simba
December 15, 05:32Well,.. mosticated bongs, must have learnt his lessons.. the poems must quench his thirst.. all these seem childish, .. make them continue, infact make them open Facebook page to campaign against mosticated bongs.. agadi n’ agwo ofe
chestnut
December 15, 06:04It’s amazing that u remembered that name,lol.
boy2006
December 15, 06:03If you Google the pin, it would actually lead you to the owner’s Facebook page.
Dennis Macauley
December 15, 06:07I’m still hung over! Let my head clear first
chestnut
December 15, 06:10The “self-professed” poet (I see what u did there pinky…continu) really has time sha! These children must be really young;if they’re old,then they’re really foolish. So, Enwerem feels dat dis is an opportunity to get more ‘likes’ and followers and praises on facebook? Smh. He’s inadvertently selling Bongos Ikwe’s(I don’t know how to spell his name,biko) market by posting his pin there;watch how all d “undercover” brothas on his time-line will put their ‘curiosity’ to d test with that pin…
Colossus
December 15, 06:13Lol@undercover brothers.
pinkpanthertb
December 15, 06:38Hahahahahahahaaa chestie, your head is there
Airdeecan
December 15, 07:48Bongos ikwe…..LMAO…chestie you clown.
Colossus
December 15, 06:11I guess when a guy hits on your best friend, one you’ve been crushing on, best thing to do is to form a gang and write hateful poems. Human beings in all our glory, a funny and sad sight to watch.
Samaurai
December 15, 10:34LMAO, Colossus. 😀
Maybe I’m the only one who saw it, but I definitely saw what you did there.
Don’t think it went unnoticed oo.
But just continuu sha.
JustJames
December 15, 06:14Eyah.. they must be pretty jobless to decide to expend time and energy to write poems that insult. They should well done… wish I had that kind of free time or I cared so much about another person’s existence.
Anonymous
December 15, 06:18Abeg, what’s an insult poem?
All these uncouth people with internet access… sigh, MTN’s fault for making data accessible for all.
Samaurai
December 15, 10:37Lol
Chai!!
MTN afugo ife.
B.A.D
December 15, 06:25lmao. even his friends r ugly.
chestnut
December 15, 06:43Hahaha. Why are u like this,B.A.D?
B.A.D
December 15, 07:36But, did I lie? 😀 even d Moses sef dats stalkn sumborry, he can never win a beauty pageant.
Deola
December 15, 07:09This must be a joke…there’s no way people are actually this stupid on purpose. Right?
pinkpanthertb
December 15, 07:11*humming Omawumi’s If you ask me, na who i go ask…*
gad
December 15, 09:00Are you suggesting they are acting under some influence? Alcohol or drugs? Mbanu,the effect of those ones clears with time.hmmmm, are they possessed? Most likely. Someone should help with TB Josh address,pls for deliverance sessions
Deola
December 15, 09:47Aswear I cant with this people, look at the way he starts, ‘hey friends, please do me a great favor’ and then he goes on to vomit all that nonsense. Lwkmd. I seriously cant. After now they will blame GEJ and government for unemployment, when they themselves obviously have too much time on their hands to do anything productive.
The more i think about it the more I burst into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
FKA Chizzie
December 15, 07:13this is what happens when you do not have a real job or a life for that mattter. You sit at home and compose insult poems on behalf of a friend.. Someone give this person a job pls.
Airdeecan
December 15, 07:43Anye ake inyung ido insult poem mbok……mkpo aba ooooo, some poet he is……ION…..am I d only one who doesn’t get poetry.
vhar
December 15, 12:04The cliche of their Stupidity makes me itch. 8 poems? Really? I’d like to read them. I’m certain He’s a better writter than I am.
Ugh! I just reached my point of realization. Their insecurity. Is putting thoughts… Murderous thoughts in my head.
pinkpanthertb
December 15, 12:07Relocate those murderous thoughts to paper, vhar 🙂
A-non
December 15, 12:16Away from their rantings though but how do guys even decide they want to pursue another guy via social media? I have heard it a couple of times and a bewildered look from me is all they get as a response
Lothario
December 15, 14:43This is almost sad……stupid first before anything else
Legalkoboko
December 15, 15:54*yawns*