“What’s The Weirdest, Wildest Thing You’ve Done With A Hookup?” Gay guys are talking

You meet all sorts of people between the sheets! A Reddit user recently asked readers on the microblogging site for stories of the weirdest things they’d done with a hookup… and he dutifully shared his own experiences. “Mine is cutting his fingernails,” the OP wrote. “Another contender is helping him create a cast for him to make his own dildo. It did not work.”

Commenters on the post didn’t disappoint. “He recited a wedding vow mid-orgasm,” one said of a past flame. “Threw me off my game, I had to leave.”

Another commenter had sex with a job applicant. “Interview[ed] him for a job,” he wrote in his response. “He didn’t get it. Good dick tho.”

“Him fuckin my feet,” yet another Redditor commented. “He asked me to put my feet together and proceeded to bang my feet.”

Another said: “Taking him shopping for his wife’s anniversary gift.”

And a different dude joined the mile-high club while staying on terra firma: “The guy lived above a flight simulator building that he trained people at, so when I first arrived he took me for a lap around Hawaii in a 737 before we hooked up.”

If you think that sounds like an enviable one-night-stand, though, wait until you read how one commenter lucked out: “Afterwards, he shares with me that he works at a high-end car stereo shop and can install a system in my car for a good price … I go to the stereo shop and he installs a deluxe stereo system into my Miata, FREE OF CHARGE!”

That’s not the only homo pro bono described in the thread, though. One commenter recalled getting an abscess on his toe the day before he met up with a hookup. “When I got there he lanced, drained, and wrapped it for me. He was a paramedic; he enjoyed it.”

In other cases, it was the Redditor who did the favor. “I hooked up with a guy in the afternoon, and it lasted a lil’ longer than he expected, and he had to get his son from school and needed someone to watch his kid so he could go to work,” one 19-year-old said. “I volunteered.”

The pièce de résistance, though, might be a 400-word story from a commenter whose Grindr contact turned out to be a paramedic stationed at the Eiffel Tower, who suggested that the commenter put on a spare paramedic jacket and pose as a “paramedic intern” so they could have sex at the top of the tower.

“I lived in Paris, France in college. Anyway, my apartment wasn’t too far from the Eiffel tower and a guy on Grindr said he wants to hook up but loved risky semi-public play and to meet him on the champ-de-mars (park in front of the tower). Anyway he was hot so I was like, ya dude sure. I meet him in the park and he was a paramedic assigned to the tower for the day because they were hosting some event where people were zip lining from the tower. (Not everyone just certain people) So, I see him and he throws on a spare paramedic jacket and tells me he wants us to have sex on the tower in a bathroom. He sneaks me through the employee entrance posing as a paramedic intern which I didn’t know existed. We took the elevator half way up and walked the rest of the way but on the way a 16-year-old girl has a panic attack and faints. Well, I had to pretend to take her vitals (she was from the US so didn’t speak French and I do obviously) while he was telling me to play along while he was making sure in general she was okay. This took like 40 mins btw and I was like what the actual fuck am I doing. Anyway, we eventual get to the top but they wanted him to watch a couple people zip line down so I had to go through another security line. (As a fake paramedic intern) So while people aren’t looking he is constantly grabbing my dick (my crotch area) and whispering how he can’t wait for me to fuck him and I’m just trying to figure a way to go home. Another 30 mins passes and we manage to sneak off to some restrooms but it was too packed and as we are giving up he gets a call about a heart attack at the base of the tower so he’s like, “Yea I’ll just go to your place when my shift is over ” (since I lived close.) Anyway he showed up at my place like four hours later and we fucked like rabbits (Found out he was married to a woman after) but the whole situation felt hella illegal and odd.”