Who Runs The World?
A KDian sent this in. And he really, really wants to know. lol
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A natural disaster?
Gay people triggered it.
Poverty-stricken countries ruled by corrupt government?
Gay people are behind it.
High rate of divorce because women are now smart enough to know a lying and cheating husband isn’t worth it?
It’s because of gay marriage.
Children becoming a menace in the society because of bad parental training?
Blame gay parents and their kids.
Successful in any field or have a high number of fans in the fashion or music industry?
You have already started practicing homosexuality.
You want to go to heaven?
Stop homosexuality.
You want creative minds?
Consult with gays.
Abeg, na only gay people dey this world? Wetin gay people do una?
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45 Comments
Samaurai
October 23, 04:16Pinky shey na me you dey ask?
But one thing I’m sure of is that a world run by gays will be a colorful one, if our ugly side (because we can be very ugly in attitude and behavior) is removed from the equation.
gad
October 23, 05:04So true but I think u put it mildly. I used to believe that gays are a special breed,noble in character,best among equals etc but from my experience lately and the interactions I have witnessed here on KD,I have started looking @ gays with another eye. Many think because they are gay it’s a license to bad behavior ranging from unrestrained use abusive languages to blackmail,stealing,fake living etc…Sad
pinkpanthertb
October 23, 05:09gad, gay people are first of all PEOPLE. This your naivete annoys me sometimes. Every time you be like ‘Oh no, you people are so vile and disappointing.’ We are first of all HUMAN BEINGS. Just as the rest of the world. and humanity is flawed. ALL of humanity. Straight or gay. Sexuality does not make anyone either saints or sinners. It’s your inherent human makeup that does.
So, abeg, enough of this your preachy attitude, as though you have suddenly discovered something shocking about gay people. Being mean is not relative to our sexuality. Jeez!
There, all that I said is me as a human being saying it. Not as a gay person.
gad
October 23, 05:55Pinky, when you see yourself getting angry @ someone’s opinion,its time to do a self surgery on your mind to open up towards accommodating divers views. Learn to listen to all men but filter what you hear on a screen of truth and take only the truth that comes forth. Now to what I said earlier, maybe other guys have different experiences and encounters but from my experience vices exist more among gays. Do an unbiased research on this and you will be alarmed at what you will discover.
pinkpanthertb
October 23, 14:30You’re saying gay men are more evil eh gad? *slowly arching brow*
gad
October 23, 17:50I said crimes exists more among gay hook-ups than in straight ones. Never meant nor implied that gay men which includes me are evil.*heaves a sigh of relief on realising that you are not getting bow and arrow ready*
chestnut
October 23, 07:16@gad, when u say “another eye”, do u mean “side-eye”? Lol…
gad
October 23, 12:20Like seriously, we have a lot of talents here. Some guys here can easily out do the likes of Gordons,AY and my best comedian,Holy mallam.
Max
October 23, 07:30Excuse me gad, I dont think you’ll have the nerve to talk to me if you see me in real life… People have bad character… Not “gay people”.. Generalizing things just because of an observation you think you’ve made is so so wrong. .
I’m gay and I’m not anything you mentioned above.. So what does that make you?? A liar perhaps..
Please always do some quick thinking before you blurt out your usual ignorant conclusions.. Some of the smartest people I’ve met in my life are gay.
gad
October 23, 12:36Dear Max, I don’t even know your name or of your existence before I made my comments. Looking out your outbursts and name abuses, One will think that my comments refers to you directly.Wait, a minute! Are you among the bad gay guys? I’m more confused by your saying that I can’t talk to you if I see you,haba, why can’t I? Do you stink? Too ugly? Snubish? No matter what,if I see you anywhere and recognises you,I must give you some minutes atleast to exchange pleasantries.
pinkpanthertb
October 23, 14:36A million likes for this comment.
gad
October 23, 17:53One trillion dislikes for this comment
Khaleesi
October 23, 11:36Gays have their unique qualities, nevertheless, they are humans like everyone else with good and bad traits …
gad
October 23, 15:18At least while king understood me partially,someone understood me totally. For those that don’t at all and the man abi na boy that felt I’m Refering to him directly, I will ask for aids from UNESCO to build schools to school you guys into line.lol
pinkpanthertb
October 23, 15:20Yes, of course, you settled on Khaleesi becos he didn’t wipe your ass on the floor with his comment. and the rest of us need UNESCO becos we taunted you. Of course, of course.
gad
October 23, 18:05Is this what I get for offering free education to some guys? Pinky,you of all people! You can do better. A “thank u” will do
pinkpanthertb
October 23, 18:22Ha!
Dom
October 23, 14:38Long story short: Gad is a gay man with no capacity for rational endeavours, the lowliest type of gay men, the type that bring us our bad name. QED!!!
gad
October 23, 17:58Congratulations Dom as you continue to enjoy the illusionmness of your most exalted estate as a gay boy
kylie
October 23, 04:35lol true, lmao @ugly sides
gad
October 23, 04:53The writer didn’t sound like someone in search of answers.
pinkpanthertb
October 23, 04:57*shaking my head* You truly have no sense of humour, gad.
McGray
October 23, 05:10Pinky abi u won knw wetin u go tok say ah say?? (seals my lips with extra-super-glue) dia ris god oo
Dennis Macauley
October 23, 06:44LOL
#TeamKizito
October 23, 07:16Answer » gay-els.
Dennis Macauley
October 23, 07:46Some gay men sit on their plastic throne and judge other gay men for doing the same things they themselves are guilty of.
It’s a pity!
Shebi we have a shrink here? Sensei my darling, I think I may have a patient for you
Brian Collins
October 23, 08:15How subtle Dennis, or maybe not.
Really where is sensei?
Dennis Macauley
October 23, 08:26*sips herbal tea*
Brian Collins
October 23, 08:16Chaii, two mistakes in two comments.
Hermione Granger
October 23, 09:47But Dennis, i thought you were judging NUTS yesterday *sitting in my tower peering at you muggles*
Brian Collins
October 23, 08:15How subtle evil Dennis, or maybe not.
Really where is sensei?
gad
October 23, 13:42Let’s start the search from the nearest maternity wards
Brian Collins
October 23, 08:20Bro are you saying Queen Bee has got something coming saying Gurls run the world? cos really some of the greatest minds it the world are gay. Including me
*tiptoes away*
#TeamKizito
October 23, 08:55Gay-els.
king
October 23, 09:06@gad Hmmmm “vices exist more in gays”???? Hmmm I can quite understand where your going but I don’t exactly agree with you. By saying that it means if you are gay then you must have the most vices and I say no….it would depend on how one was brought up….i think you generalized a tad bit too much……
Dennis Macauley
October 23, 10:08Eziokwu?
King and gad are not on the same page?
Is an earthquake coming?
Absalom
October 23, 10:18Is that how you cum, Dennis? Like an earthquake? Chi m ooooh!
Khaleesi
October 23, 11:39@Dennis, Nne m you see wetin I dey see so? King & Gad disagreeing, heiii … ***snaps fingers loudly and reties dutch wax wrappa***
gad
October 23, 15:07No,it wont.we can disagree but when we do let it be agreably
gad
October 23, 14:59I’m sure you guys knows what I’m saying.
Legalkoboko
October 26, 04:55” I used to believe
that gays are a special
breed,noble in
character,best among
equals etc ”
Ayam sorry gad, but I don’t knows (sic) what you are talking about.
I think it’s a good thing you got disillusioned so early in life. The human race has no “special breed”.
No it doesn’t.
Leave that shity thinking to the Nazi party and their aryan ideology.
Ruby
October 23, 09:40I taya for dem oh!!!
The Lord God in his Infinite Mercies has Blessed us with Wonderful Talents and the “Straight Folk” are now blaming us for their Misfortunes… Seriously???
s_sensei
October 23, 17:46Who dey call me? Biko I no get patient here. Unless you want me to kidnap you all and forcefully cure you of “homosexualism”. Problem is, I have medicated myself with several versions of my “wonder cure” …and I’m still here. *flips weave*
But in case u were looking for me for entertainment , I’m ready to bend down low and twerk my life out if you will sing “who run the world! Gays!” Lol
pinkpanthertb
October 23, 18:20Hahahahaa. Kai!
RUDE
October 23, 17:53Most times,the comments are far more intriguing than the story. Can’t imagine all in a room with a camera. Lol