Hey, remember when 1.8 million supporters turned out for President Obama’s inaugural festivities in 2009, setting a record attendance for any event held in Washington, D.C.? Yeah, well, that record may still stand this week when Donald Trump is sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of America.

RSVPs to the inaugural concert are pretty dismal, so to try and drum up attendance, Donald released a video over the weekend inviting everyone – anyone, really – to his “Make American Great Again Celebration,” which he promises will be “incredible” and “really fantastic.”

“I’ll see you on January 19th, very importantly, at the Lincoln Memorial at four o’clock,” Trump says with forced enthusiasm.

The video was shared on Mike Pence’s Facebook page over the weekend, where it has so far garnered over 12,000 comments, the majority of which from people sending their regrets, as well as their reasons why they won’t be able to attend. Sad!

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