117 responses

  1. Santa Diaba
    August 20, 2015

    👏👏👏👏👏 Yassss!!!!!

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  2. Mike Daemon
    August 20, 2015

    Love, Love, Love it, but now that you are a ‘successful Lawyer’ you really need to start making noise about why that law is unfair to us, because if we don’t make the noise, nobody will make it for us, else you will be unable to marry that your ‘hot guy’ here, or rather he’ll be unable to marry you here.

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  3. #TeamKizito
    August 20, 2015

    Awww!

    Britney, awwn. Lol.

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  4. #Chestnut
    August 20, 2015

    Hahahaha! I love this story! So funny and so brave! You were the real MVP. So,that stupid Ebi is still sitting in front of his house and looking for fourteen year old boys to…what exactly was he planning to do to u sef?kidnap/extortion?anyway,he’s still exactly where ppl like him are supposed to be. Lmao…I died at “like a fat ballerina”!

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  5. Masked Man
    August 20, 2015

    Britney Labeoko,

    This was amazingly. Fat kid pulling off kung-fu stunt even in the face of danger. That’s super incredible. And now, look what you’ve become. How very nice.

    Well done.

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    • #TeamKizito
      August 20, 2015

      Yels. It is amazingly. 🙂

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      • Masked Man
        August 20, 2015

        Shut up.

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      • Brian Collins
        August 20, 2015

        Kizito darling.

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  6. Eugene
    August 20, 2015

    Hahahaha! I love you, Labeija. I knew it was gon be a “good” story the second I saw the photo of that grinning man up there.

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  7. obatala
    August 20, 2015

    . I put on my slippers , a shirt , and my shorts – in that order.
    I really loved this part of your story.
    .
    I have always tried to do this but my footwear always gets stuck so I have to take it off.

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    • #TeamKizito
      August 20, 2015

      Hmmm.

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    • Peak
      August 20, 2015

      Forgive me @Obatala, if I didn’t know better, I would say u were throwing shade with ur ” i put on my slippers , a shirt , and my shorts – in that order. I really loved this part of your story.”.

      I read that part of the story again to be really sure and only found “.As he was making his calls, I saw his clothes and calmly squeezed my fat frame into a shirt and shorts that marginally fit me. ”

      This is a positive story, what’s the point in trying to take away from it?

      For the sake of those who don’t know, u can wear a slippers then “shorts” afterwards. Shorts! not trousers. unless u are a extra tight shorts wearing man, I think its quite possible.

      Like I said, I’m not sure if u were trying to throw shade. If not, pardon my rant, but if u were, #WeakShade.

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  8. Jason
    August 20, 2015

    Out of all the kito stories I’ve read so far this has to be the less traumatising. The rest always ended horrific. I am a Namibian, a friend send the link to this blog a month ago and I’ve been an avid reader since then. I love the kito stories because we do stupid stuff that could get us in danger because we are all seeking for love and validation. There is barely any blog or postings about kito stories in Namibia so I find this blog informative.

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    • Pink Panther
      August 20, 2015

      Welcome Jason, and thanks for your readership.

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      • kacee
        August 20, 2015

        Welcome jason,i’m PP’s younger sister.

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      • JArch
        August 20, 2015

        And am that amazing extra sexy cousin abi

        ***looking at Kacee one kain***

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      • kacee
        August 20, 2015

        Lol

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      • Jason
        August 20, 2015

        Thanks PP for the warm welcome.

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    • Masked Man
      August 20, 2015

      Welcome Jason, I’ll show you around town in Pink City.

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    • Khaleesi
      August 20, 2015

      Hi Jason, its good to have you!! Always a pleasure to have non – Nigerians here, pls do feel very comfortable in our gaybourhood and do bring your friends along, we cant wait to hear your stories ***big wet kiss***
      PS: If there’s any of our local slang or usage that you dont understand, please please feel free to ask and we’ll clarify .. muah!

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    • Max
      August 20, 2015

      Hey Jason.. I’m PP’s crazy ass bestie..**side eyes all other basic besties of PP**
      Welcome. Cant wait to get a story from you..we wanna know how you guys survive there.

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      • Brian Collins
        August 20, 2015

        Biko nu, when did Max start whoring for stories for PP? #ThisIsNotRhetorical

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      • Pink Panther
        August 21, 2015

        Hahahahahahaa. Brian, shey you know you’re now looking for trouble, eh?

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  9. lluvmua
    August 20, 2015

    hallelujah……. that’s indeed the meaning of the phrase “having the last laugh” lmaoooooo….. nice story dear

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  10. Sinnex
    August 20, 2015

    Now this is beautiful.

    Some people are funny sha…a 14 year old!

    Guy, if I was in your position I would have walked up to him oooo…

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  11. HAPPYGUY
    August 20, 2015

    Sounded like an action movie… Nice and brave…

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  12. Khaleesi
    August 20, 2015

    Wow! For once the gay man is not the helpless vulnerable victim! This story gave me so much joy! I can almost see Ebi’s life unfold before us all; he’s about 27 now, he probably has a kid or two with zero career or business prospects;in a few years time, he’ll be well into his 30s totally unemployable and hard to train in any skill or business. He’ll spend his days sitting idly in front of his father’s house with a heart full of bitterness and hate, meanwhile he’ll have a few more kids perhaps make things more permanent with one of his numerous women and then proceed to breed like a pair of rabbits and thereby perpetuating the hard-to-break cycle of grinding poverty. You see; a lot of them kito wearers are nothing but opportunistic criminals and thugs who frequently end up like most criminals do: full of regret! ***tongue out @Ebi and all his fellow kito wearers***

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    • Pink Panther
      August 20, 2015

      Hahahahahahahaa!!! Khaleesi, you paint a vivid delicious picture.

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    • Max
      August 20, 2015

      Hahahahaga Khaleesi. You’re such a joy.
      Such a grim picture of the young man

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  13. kacee
    August 20, 2015

    *claps* i love your story Brit Labeija
    i can’t believe you went back to take your phone omg, that took a lot of courage wow. You just made my day boo boo.

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    • Masked Man
      August 20, 2015

      Hi Kacee.

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      • kacee
        August 20, 2015

        MM i have missed u so much *crying*

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  14. Temi Cole
    August 20, 2015

    Lol @ fat ballerina! Great stuff… your triumph brought so much joy!

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  15. Tobby
    August 20, 2015

    I like this one!.

    Well done, fatty ^__^

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  16. Peak
    August 20, 2015

    Ladies and Gentlemen, this right here, is how you show u are a BB (Boss Bitch)

    The most inspiring thing about this story, isn’t just how he escaped/survived then went on to triumph in life, but how he channel all his insecurities and flaws and used it as a spring board to fight his way out of the situation and go on to be the best he could be presently, flaw and all. For that my friend, I salute you, I salute u courage.

    I swear this played out like an action flick in my mind. An action film that did not just entertain but did well to educate its audience as well.

    BTW brit-brit how’s that toner working out for ya? (Lol, sorry i just couldn’t resist)

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    • Lothario
      August 20, 2015

      Lol…… I was going to ask the same thing. The toner must have worked wonders.

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  17. Keredim
    August 20, 2015

    Wow… That felt like Bond series meets desperate housewives via Taken 1-3.

    “The name is Bond, Joan Bond.”

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    • Diablo
      August 20, 2015

      Keredim, the bloke in your avatar, is that you?

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      • Keredim
        August 20, 2015

        No Diablo,it’s a pic I cropped from the Internet. Why?

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      • Masked Man
        August 20, 2015

        What else, someborri is horny.

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      • Keredim
        August 20, 2015

        MM, he can’t be horny. He is happily married and “serviced” on the regular at home.

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      • Masked Man
        August 20, 2015

        Ah!
        I see.
        Such servicing that you get as marriage benefits.

        Mmh, ndi marriage. Daalu nu.

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      • Keredim
        August 20, 2015

        Now now MM, don’t hate, congratulate.

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      • Masked Man
        August 20, 2015

        No hate, Keredim. No hate.
        Just couldn’t relate.

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      • Tiercel de Claron
        August 20, 2015

        The “married” state is one I’d recommend for you,seeing as you’re perpetually horned as an he-goat

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      • Keredim
        August 20, 2015

        Slut shaming again are we, Señorita De Claron?

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      • Tiercel de Claron
        August 20, 2015

        In this case,tis the very thing he needs

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      • Tiercel de Claron
        August 20, 2015

        Btw Kere,it’s Seigneur de Claron

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      • Masked Man
        August 20, 2015

        Clarissa,
        Call me he-goat or perpetual hoe, it’s really your business not mine. Says a whole lot about you than I.

        Bye Clara!!!

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      • Keredim
        August 20, 2015

        Bia MM, Is there some sort of sexual tension between you and TdC? Almost like a hook up that went wrong and now you both are blaming each other.
        Please both of you get a room and resolve the issue Kia- kia

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      • Masked Man
        August 20, 2015

        Keredim, are you fucking kidding me?
        Me and TDC? Sexual tension?

        Oh Pls, the man will bore me to depression with his uprightness.

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      • Keredim
        August 20, 2015

        MM, sometimes they are the best. When they unleash that “uprightness”, it’s up down, up down, up down, move all around….it’s like that destiny’s child song “Lose my breath” mixed with Lionel Ritchie’s “All night long”
        Imagine a young hunky soldier leaving for battle not knowing when or if ever he will get some again….OH LAWD!!!!
        No, you both NEED to get a room I swear.

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      • Masked Man
        August 20, 2015

        Lol,
        Keredim,
        You know what I meant.
        Leave aunty Clarissa alone oh.

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      • Tiercel de Claron
        August 20, 2015

        First I’ve been called upright,says quite a lot about the degree of your hoe-ness.
        Btw,you wouldn’t be bored.You’ll come back begging for more.
        Oliver Twist-style

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      • Diablo
        August 20, 2015

        Smh

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    • Max
      August 20, 2015

      Lmao, @MM, you need a wax figure of Trey songs and a 12 inch dildo/vibrator strapped on it. I don’t think any human can quench your thirst.

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      • kacee
        August 20, 2015

        Lol, and this is the Max i know and miss.

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  18. ambivalentone
    August 20, 2015

    Wow!!! First, if u are Yoruba, u’d know ‘Ebi’ means ‘hunger’ and wouldn’t av anything to do with him but it all turned out good. But HE initiated d kiss na. All of a sudden u are ‘little gay’. Your ‘chi’ dinnor go to the market dt day. I imagine the reason he is still at his father’s house is cos father had two choices. Fix the glass OR send him to school. I bet we all know what popsie chose…lol I’d give ANYTHING to know the story he cooked up to tell how the window broke tho. The only casualty in this story is the dog. Poor doggie 🙁

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  19. Diablo
    August 20, 2015

    This is the best Kito story i have read!! I laughed so hard especially the part where you kicked the dog. Lol! The best form of revenge is to be successful, oh and losing some weight and toning also helps too! Hateful people are unhappy and frustrated people, and that’s why they remain stagnant. Which probably explains why homophobic ppl are often poor and struggling, unexposed and unable to feed sufficiently.

    Lol can we be friends? I think you’re so badass.

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    • KingBey
      August 20, 2015

      Where did you get this theory about homophobic people from? All the homophobes in my family are the most successful ones ooo. I don’t see the relationship between being rich and homophobic.

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      • Masked Man
        August 20, 2015

        Abeg help me ask him.

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      • Khaleesi
        August 20, 2015

        @Kingbey, i think what he’s trying to say is that the kind of homophobes who sit and plan kito events for helpless gays are usually poor and with no prospects. The rich homophobes in your family are likely too busy making money and too polished to sit and plot how a kito wearing event … #MajorDifference

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    • Mandy
      August 20, 2015

      Diablo, perhaps you should ammend it to homophobic people who actively seek to victimize gay people are the ones who are poor, struggling and unexposed. When you focus your time on being a predator, nothing else in your life can be working out well.

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      • Diablo
        August 20, 2015

        Thanks that’s what i meant 🙂

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  20. KingBey
    August 20, 2015

    All these you did at 14? O dikwa egwu ! And I thought the minimum age for Nigerian University education is 16? Issorait ! *continues stirring oatmeal*

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    • Mandy
      August 20, 2015

      Seriously? You’re shading his story becos of his age? Just becos you weren’t capable of such courage at 14 doesn’t mean you should denigrate those who actually are.

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    • ambivalentone
      August 20, 2015

      I hope you are stirring sugar into that bitterness. I wonder when an age limit has ever bin enforced or stopped anyone from being promoted or punished.

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    • Brian Collins
      August 20, 2015

      KingBey, me like you wellas o, i wouldn’t like to give you a ‘Tef-reply’. I have a friend who finishes school at 15 & got into Bowen the same yr. Was a graduate by 19+. Finished youth service and went for his Masters. He is 23 now and is working.
      I just believe that anyone who lies like some people do here will probably be exposed somehow. Lets not always look for things that might look like discrepancies in every story.

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  21. King Mufasa
    August 20, 2015

    Dear writer,
    There is nothing wrong with being dark skinned.
    By the way, your balls are admirable.

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  22. Lothario
    August 20, 2015

    You were 14 in 2008? It’s official…. I’m old!

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    • Tiercel de Claron
      August 20, 2015

      Hahahaha.
      Where would you place the likes of us then?

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      • kacee
        August 20, 2015

        Chai papa’s lol

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  23. JOJOARMANI
    August 20, 2015

    Uh acted all that brave coz u were just 14… u take actions without thinking of what the outcome would look like…

    u just know ur gay. u don’t know what it is to be Gay and Nigerian!…

    Nice read.

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  24. Rev; Hot
    August 20, 2015

    Best. Kito. Story. Ever!!!!!!

    I couldn’t help but laugh………

    There’s nothing better than the feeling of proving people wrong and overcoming presuppositions.

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  25. iamcoy
    August 20, 2015

    You kicked the dog?
    AMAZEBALLS!!

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    • Keredim
      August 20, 2015

      Nna meh, leave that thing. The shit was serious!!! Rambo would have been envious..

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  26. Oluwadamilare Okoro
    August 20, 2015

    Great piece. Very inspiring.

    I was about to be surprised that there was no mention of “internalized homophobia” in the comment section till I noticed someone is MIA.

    The Ebi guy actually initiated the kiss … He is probably gay and fighting with that our dear popular phrase.

    And sitting outside staring idly in front of his father’s house six years after …. Oluwatobiloba!!!

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    • Max
      August 20, 2015

      Hello to you too

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    • Francis
      August 20, 2015

      He doesn’t necessarily have to be gay. abi all the straight men wey dey play gay for Hollywood na closet cases?

      Some niggas are just mega desperate

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      • Keredim
        August 20, 2015

        Thank you ojare Doc Francis. Tell am

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  27. Max
    August 20, 2015

    Hahahaha hahahahahahaha.. The part about laying on the bed naked..lmfao.
    I love this. I want more stories like this.
    Fun read.

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  28. Francis
    August 20, 2015

    Thanks for sharing Brit. This really put a smile on face and reminded me of those few days when adrenaline got the best of me and made me confront my bullies all the while being aware say na die get me. Lol. Funny enough after each encounter they usually calmed down. Lol.

    Really exciting piece 😀

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  29. chuck
    August 20, 2015

    Another kito situation where people are rushing into things. Going after strangers at 14? Beyond homosexuality y’all have plenty issues

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    • Francis
      August 20, 2015

      Angel Gabriel arrives! Ha. wait oh, na so Gad take vanish abi he don join legion of KD observers?

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    • Keredim
      August 20, 2015

      Haba Chuck, was the last sentence necessary?

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      • chuck
        August 20, 2015

        Hi Keredim,

        The decision making across the kito victims is similar. Why do they rush into sexual situations with victims?Why are they so unwilling to blame their captors? What’s the rationale?

        Also who’s Angel Gabriel?

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      • keredim
        August 20, 2015

        Yes I agree, the stories are kinda monotonous (bar this action packed one) and the trigger is the same lack of self control. But this happens when raging hormones meets a forbidden act. In most cases it is due to being young and naive and being lured into a comfortable position.

        That doesn’t mean the kito victims have issues beyond their homosexuality. (And i am not going to read you for implying that homosexuality is an “issue”).

        You have not mentioned that the villains spend time grooming their victims and winning their confidence. This is what con-artists do.

        Regarding Angel Gabriel. Francis was alluding to Gad and his right wing puritanical views.(Remember him?)

        Somehow, Francis is beginning to see the Gad in you.

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      • Pink Panther
        August 20, 2015

        Beautiful comment, keredim.

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      • Francis
        August 20, 2015

        LOL. Keredim I’m not seeing anything oh. Na my mention of Angel Gabriel remind me of Gad

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      • keredim
        August 20, 2015

        Doctor, I beg go write prescription (or a song) lol

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      • Chuck
        August 20, 2015

        Lack of self – control is an issue, in my opinion. a 14 year old is a minor and should not be fucking strangers who are much older.

        Of course the kito culprits should be punished – but their victims are always reluctant to help track down the culprits. I don’t know why that is.

        Could you explain why you think my views are right -wing? As far as I know avoiding sex as a minor is not related to economic distribution.

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      • Francis
        August 20, 2015

        You act as though you’ve never done anything ridiculous in your life before. We are humans and bound to fuck up royally at some point in life. The koko is learning from those fuck ups and avoiding them in the future.

        I’m grateful to God for all my fuckups as I’ve learnt a lot from them

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      • Brian Collins
        August 20, 2015

        But all these self righteous pricks sef, i hope they know that when the trumpets sounds they will still go to hell with all the other self righteous pricks. #iSMH

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      • keredim
        August 20, 2015

        Chuck,

        1) Yes, a 14 year old is minor….LEGALLY, but not Biologically. And ain’t no law gonna quell them hormones.

        2) You don’t know why Kito victims are reluctant to help track down culprits? May I respectfully ask which country you reside in?

        3) Right-wing view. Your comment about 14 year old being a minor is a bit right wing. Such views do not have to made in an economic setting to be right wing
        (I also said Puritanical – not sure why you didn’t pick that up)

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      • chuck
        August 21, 2015

        1. I think that the law gets the minority age right, and that it’s fair to prevent minors from fuckibg older people. Minors are vulnerable. Are you for legalising/ decriminalising sex with minors? If so I’d like to hear your thoughts.

        2. There are ways to divulge numbers, locations, Facebook profiles etc without divulging your own identity. The victims haven’t said they are not doing it because they fear retaliation: they’ve often said they’ve moved on. That’s what surprises me. If someone assaulted me I would want punishment even after I moved on.

        3. I am sure we are not using right wing to mean the same thing. I do not believe in religions so I do not hold religious views (puritanical or otherwise). Historically left wing governments(socialist, social democratic, etc) have championed minority and child protections, so I’d have to ask you to clarify what you mean by right wing.

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      • chuck
        August 21, 2015

        For Francis and Brian,

        I’ve come across your sentiments before. The short answer is that I do not believe that an action is proper because it happens often. Many people fuck up. But a fuck up is still, by it’s very name, a fuckup.

        I don’t believe in Christianity so heaven/hell aren’t real. Good luck.

        I have the high road – I did not fuck strange adults as a minor. I don’t rush to fuck strangers. But expecting only people who, like me, have not fucked up, to be the only ones that can talk about fuckups is wrong. It’s an ad hominem fallacy. Judge arguments on the strengths of their claims, premises, and supporting evidence.

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      • Francis
        August 21, 2015

        No one here is endorsing fuckups or peadophilia. You just dey turn matter upside down unnecessarily. Nna best of luck living in your cloud where everyone is supposed to be above fuckups.

        Reminds of me of an episode of I Am Cait where awon long time transgenders confronted Caitlyn due to her rigid views that sex work should never be any option. The world isn’t black and white at all.

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      • Pink Panther
        August 21, 2015

        ‘The victims haven’t said they are not doing it because they fear retaliation: they’ve often said they’ve moved on. That’s what surprises me. If someone assaulted me I would want punishment even after I moved on.’

        Different people with different temperaments. Not everyone is built to avenge a wrongdoing. Some people just want to move on and put said ugliness behind them. Surely, you’re advanced enough to know that.

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      • Keredim
        August 21, 2015

        Chuck.

        1) I am not endorsing under aged sex. I am saying (and I think most people picked up on it) at that age the average child is sexually curious and tends to go out and experiment. We all had urges at that age and most of us fooled around to various degrees. Yes it was illegal but we did it and if we got caught we were not hauled off to jail.

        2) I asked you respectfully to tell me where you live? You didn’t answer. If sounds to me that you don’t live in Nigeria or sometimes you come across as not being on this planet.
        3) right wing = “conservative” “traditionalist”
        4) you need to chilax. Like Francis said, not everything is black or white. Have some empathy.

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      • Chuck
        August 21, 2015

        I live in Lagos. I’d assumed the question was rhetorical, since it involved references to living in clouds or on inhabitable planets.

        If you think the action was wrong too, then why do you disagree with me for calling it out? I don’t defend myself when I do things that I know are wrong. This might be a lifestyle difference, if so I guess we are just living by different rules.

        As PP quoted, I’ve been empathetic. I’ve put myself in the shoes of the victims. I know what I would do in these situations. It would involve taking (anonymous, discreet) steps to get the kitoers punished.

        P.S. PP you can’t have it both ways – either we can say what we would do differently or we do not recognize that people approach these issues differently. people are either different and can say what would be different for them, or we are all judged by the same rules.

        Finally, I guess all “progressive” ideas eventually become conservative. It would be interesting to sketch out where the line is these days.

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      • keredim
        August 21, 2015

        Chuck if you read my comments carefully I called you out on your LAST sentence about Kito victims having other issues other than homosexuality.

        That sentence in my opinion, is not “progressive”. It is repressive. You may not have religious beliefs but there was some pontification and disdain in that sentence. This is why I took umbrage.

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      • chuck
        August 21, 2015

        That sentence was poorly worded. I meant: y’all have plenty issues that go beyond the effects of being gay in a hostile environment

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      • Max
        August 21, 2015

        Oh and @Chuk, do you have a boyfriend in your life right now?
        I could really use a non-hoe in my life right now, since I seem to be surrounded with only only them. And its depressing as hell, knowing you might just be the last of your kind, an endangered specie. I agree with everything you said.
        But sometimes, you, like me may come off as too holistic, which prevents people from seeing the real truth and sense in what you’re saying. So, please know how to make amends. If anyone ever attempts to Kito me, I’ll become their worst nightmare. I often wonder why Kito victims mostly turn to cowards afterwards. Its highly infuriating.
        We deserve each other.. Anytime you need my contact, you know what to do..

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    • Max
      August 21, 2015

      Hahahahahahahahahaha..lmfao We have a new angel on the block.. His name is #AngelChuk
      Cc: Pink panther
      Subject:- Take note

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  30. sensei
    August 20, 2015

    Omg! Awesome!

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  31. MacArdry
    August 20, 2015

    More of such stories,abeg.Not the sob stories that were being served before.
    *Been a while I was here,taking back Mac and burying Sian*
    Hello Max.

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    • Pink Panther
      August 21, 2015

      Lol. Oh look, its Max’s nemesis return to life. 🙂

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      • MacArdry
        August 21, 2015

        Shush Pinky,I come in peace

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      • Pink Panther
        August 21, 2015

        Are you sure, eh Mac? *eyeing u one kain one kain*

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      • Max
        August 21, 2015

        PP, don’t start what you can’t finish

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  32. Kester
    August 21, 2015

    All the laughter I saved for Christmas has been spent. Wow what a great piece. Rare courage, rarer calm and innovativeness in the face of storm. You took all the bullying you received and channeled it into getting free. I am so happy for you. The comments tho, it is very true that people who spend time planning on how to bring others down rarely go up in life. I laughed so hard at what some people think has happened to ebi. I know an ebi in borokiri who fits this description and of course he is tattered hustler in his 30 ‘s with no skill except binge smoking on weed and other things. Because of some semblance of fine face and body he has he’s being fucked for pay btw N500-N1500 sometimes for free. Maybe it’s the same person I know I’m wishing it is he. Oh my goodness I need to make calls and confirm this Pronto bye!!!!!!!

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    • sinnex
      August 21, 2015

      Kai! Amebo no good oooo.

      Anyway, I hope you make your findings known to the house. This Ebi seems like someone I would like to meet. Except maybe for the fact that he is above 30…yuck!

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      • Brian Collins
        August 21, 2015

        Sinnex, i know you are not planning to go the TEF way. Street love is not for you.

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      • Max
        August 21, 2015

        Oh Brian, he’s so into street love. Rough looking dudes. He’s a potential Kito victim.
        He loves them rugged.. Someone who can pluck his Cherry right.
        Anyone who loves those kind of people is playing with fire.
        The most internalized homophobes I’ve met are people with those features.

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  33. Roman
    August 24, 2015

    Yassssss Labeija, absolutely amazing story.

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  34. Stranger
    August 26, 2015

    I loved this piece. I empathized so much with the writer. Lovely details. This was brilliant, cheers brother!!
    ION: I really like this Francis guy.

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  35. Swiss
    December 5, 2015

    okay Kim..

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