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  1. Mitch
    January 13, 2020

    “…Konji started with, “But he’s so fine. I mean, look at him.” To which Common Sense retorted, “Shut up!”

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    Someone’s inner bitch is showing.

    Shaa, may the forces always help us to listen to common sense rather than konji, at all times!

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    • Pink Panther
      January 13, 2020

      Amen oooo!

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  2. Mandy
    January 13, 2020

    Laughing so hard at the devil-konji meme. 😂😂😂😂😂
    I can almost picture the smugness on the face of such a minion from hell as he watches those of us who blindly let their libidos lead us into kito.

    Please, Naija gay men, we’re all too aware of the antigay hostility in our country to be reckless with hooking up. Sleep with as many guys as you want, just don’t forget to pay attention to what your gut is saying about each hookup you’re preparing for.

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    • BRYAN PETERS
      January 13, 2020

      And he who turns down a fuck today (cos of whatever gut feeling or red flag) lives to fuck another day.

      Last last, hand and lotion can be temporary fix to avoid fucking or getting fucked by the wrong person.

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      • Aiden
        January 14, 2020

        This stuff works wonders.
        You start thinking clearly after.

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  3. Uzor
    January 13, 2020

    How’re we not discussing that WhatsApp wallpaper? 🌚

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    • Pink Panther
      January 13, 2020

      😂😂😂 Don’t let the devil use you.

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  4. Lyon
    January 13, 2020

    Thanks, Mother-General. Reading this led me into some introspection. I thought of my kito experiences and everything just came down to my not being strong-willed enough to say no to the konji-demon that cried out for big dick and ass. Thanks so much for this!

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  5. Tristan
    January 15, 2020

    The “Ageless” guy chatted me up and the red flag he displayed was conspicuous.

    First, guys that show off their bodies on social media especially when they look hungry and attention-seeking are a turn-off for me. But then I was like, “He is not too bad. Just a harmless boy seeking little attention.” I was still not interested. Boy proved his stupidity after viewing my profile by typing “What’s your role?” without even the usual courtesy. When you are obviously stupid, I would send you to Coventry where you belong. And that was exactly what I did.

    It seemed like he really wanted to exhibit his devilry on me again after he came back a few months later on my new profile. This time around, he came really gentlemanly. But still, I wasn’t moved. I mean, “boy, you aren’t my type.” He wasn’t giving up o. And he came again with “I will be in… ( location withheld) by next Sunday.” I was supposed to jump to this right? That’s if I was actually interested in him, but I literally wasn’t. I imagined all sorts of things in my head. “I don’t know this guy and I’m not interested in him. Isn’t it obvious to him that I’m not just interested. He looks like a runs guy by the way.” Red, Red, Red,🙄 everywhere. I was paying real attention to my instincts. So I decided to stop replying his chats.

    He proved my suspicions right when he came online and started ranting like a malnourished cockerel. How I ignored him and how it’s bitchy to do so. The only reply I could drop at that moment was “You just go and die.” My hands shaking like I just wanted to punch him on the nose till he bled to death. I just wasn’t ready to waste insults on such kind of fool. That was the end of it. The end of our chat. No more stupid queries and coaxing to meet up. He didn’t block me and I didn’t block him neither. That account had since been deleted.

    I couldn’t be more happier when I saw him being exposed here. I’m still waiting for the day I will kito him myself and make sure he is beaten to pulp.

    Ezi ndi Owerri biara igba ashawo na lagos. Tueh!

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