Pastor’s ‘Biblical’ Solution To Homosexuality Is Mass Killings

Pastor’s ‘Biblical’ Solution To Homosexuality Is Mass Killings

On the website of Pastor Steven Anderson’s church, the Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe, you’d find him boasting about the fact that he “holds no college degree but has well over 140 chapters of the bible memorized word-for-word, including approximately half of the New Testament.”

And where has this blind rote memorization with absolutely zero cognitive thinking skills led him? Why, to the cure for AIDS of course!

Not only does Pastor Anderson hold the key to curing AIDS in the evolutionary disabled organ he calls his brain, but he thinks he could do away with the disease by Christmas.

He employed that handy Bible of his to discover the cure, which he shared with his congregation recently:

“I actually discovered the cure for AIDS,” he began, asking his parish to open their bibles to Leviticus 20:13. “Everybody’s talking about, ‘Let’s have an AIDS-free world by 2020.’ Look, we can have an AIDS-free world by Christmas,” he continued like a true snake oil salesman.

Then he got to the meat of the argument:

“Here’s what the bible says, Leviticus 20:13. ‘If a man also lieth with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, it says, even both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them.”

And then the kicker:

“And that, my friend, is the cure for AIDS. It was right there in the Bible all along — and they’re out spending billions of dollars in research and testing. It’s curable — right there. Because if you executed the homos like God recommends, you wouldn’t have all this AIDS running rampant.”

Where to even start? All we can hope is that someone close to Pastor Dipshit finds it in their hearts to try and bring him a few inches back down closer to the real world.

That would be a Christmas miracle.

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  1. McGray
    December 06, 05:48 Reply

    DM Say Something About This!

  2. Kryss S
    December 06, 06:06 Reply

    Are u serious Pinky?! Someone close to him should bring him back to real world? More like someone close to him should put small otapiapia(rat killer) in his meal, save him d stress of seeing d “homos”(How I hate this word!) nd prevent him 4rm not contacting HIV by mistake!
    Some ppl r not worth called men of God cos dey betray everything God nd d New testament stands for! For God’s sake, God is love nd love is God! Jesus actually came for the sinners nd not u self righteous bigots! If God really didn’t care about d sinners, he wouldn’t have sent his son but instead killed all! This Pastor actually needs Jesus in his pathetic, sad, miserable nd misopportuned Life! I na anukwa eh! So the Straights don’t spread HIV abi? Am very sure this Ewu Gambia/aturu hausa of d biggest order is living with HIV nd spreading it to half of his congregation! Idiat!

  3. Ace
    December 06, 06:08 Reply

    Oh! That sounds like a good idea! Now which group of people do we have to kill to get the cure for Cancer, Ebola, Epilepsy, asthma… since mass murder is the cure to the world’s problems?

    • gad
      December 06, 18:00 Reply

      The only group that needs execution is the group of fools. Imagine what the world will look like without fools

    • pinkpanthertb
      December 06, 06:51 Reply

      And a dangerous one too. You pass this kind of message along too much, and people start to believe you. Especially given your ‘exalted’ position as a ‘man of God’.

      • Kryss S
        December 06, 07:31 Reply

        Promoting murder through his own kind of Christianity! Agbaya Oshi!

  4. #TeamKizito
    December 06, 07:38 Reply

    Confusion reign. Chai. And he’d still have members in his church.. Misinformed people.

    Hmm.

  5. FKA Chizzie
    December 06, 08:41 Reply

    what an illiterate religious fanatic thinks abt my sexuality shouldn’t even be acknowledged .

  6. Max
    December 06, 09:19 Reply

    Ok, I’ve never gone Nicki Minaj on a pastor before, but what the hell!!!…

    Who made him a pastor anyway?? He spoke out the evil in his mind .. I’m telling you, some Nigerian pastors are not very far off from his way of thinking.. I wish one of his children or all turn out to be gay.. Imagine getting to his house to see his choir master humping his first son from behind… That’ll be quite a sight to see.. Lemme know if he’ll spill his blood..
    The god he spoke of doesn’t exist.. That god that spoke in his head about killing of innocent people..

    • #TeamKizito
      December 06, 09:45 Reply

      Chior master, seriously? Not even his assistant pastor. (Side eyeing Max..)

      What do you guys have on choristers sef? Hian!

  7. victor
    December 06, 10:03 Reply

    How about we stone him to death for his hate? It would be one less bigot in the world

  8. lluvmua
    December 06, 10:21 Reply

    jexix krist!!! so this kinda person still exist ? I thought we were supposed to be in the jet age? gosh! he should be killed first. And I pray his wife and and kids turns to be gay ! then we would see whos gonna have the last laugh lol. AND Some choir masters are hot (,yeah I said that) and plz who knows a state of the art photo studio where I get quality pics for my portfolio in ph?

    • promise4all
      December 06, 13:18 Reply

      Talking of the choir ehn… Most choirmasters are Xtrahot but married but whend we go for practice ehn my gaydar comes on like laptop wey dey for broad. streets see plenty WiFI and the ssuspected gays Sabi give person eye signal ehn but the fear of God no go let you express yaself

    • Brian Collins
      December 06, 20:02 Reply

      Try Studio 24 by everyday bus stop off Olu obasanjo road. They are quite expensive though. Another is ‘Fotizo’ at Pepperoni on Evo Road also off Olu Obasanjo GRA. I have been to that one a lot and they are quite good.

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