Ten Things Tops Wish Bottoms Knew About Good Sex
I happened upon this post on agaytekeeperiam.blogspot.com.ng and I simply had to share. I honestly do not know how to feel about this. But hey, let us know your thoughts about these expectations in the comments section 😀
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I am back again to share with you on a topic that I am sure some tops can relate to. Please share this post with your bottom friends, because it is very important that we highlight the issues concerning tops and bottoms and how we can unite on having better and improved sex. This article will explore 10 things tops wish bottoms knew about good sex. It is very important that we clarify what good sex is.
Good sex … is sexual intercourse so good that you feel relieved, satisfied, pleasured and loved after the top cums. This sex is the kind you wish you would have until the end of time. This is not the sex you regret having or wish upon your greatest enemy.
1. It Is About The Ass
Let me break it down for you. As a top, it is never about your face, how great your personality is or how much money you have. It is about the ass. For many tops, it is about the shape of the ass. When a real top has fucked a nice bubble butt, he never returns to the flat ass. That is why Kim Kardashian and every big butt are celebrated. When you fuck a big bubble butt, it feels different from a skinny boy’s ass. That ass bouncing off your abs while you fuck him deeper and wetter is heaven in a bed.
2. Sucking Dick Is Just As Important As Reading And Writing
For God’s sake, stop biting on the dick. The only thing you bite – and the right word is nibble – should be his nipples. Learn how to suck the dick. Ok, I get it, you don’t know how to deepthroat and your mouth and skills aren’t that developed. Go fucking slow. A top would rather you going slow than fast like a porn star who turns out sex scenes by the dozen with a big studio. Go slow and wet; a top will always appreciate that. The nastier, wetter, sloppier you make your mouth, the more guarantee that he will return to that mouth and man and ass. Trust me.
3. We Are Jacking Off Means We Really Want The Ass
If a top texts you or says to you “I am playing with my dick,” he means he wants to play with you. If he didn’t trust you, he wouldn’t be telling you. Act accordingly.
4. You Get The Dick Hard, You Take All The Dick
A top can get hard on his own, yes, but if you are in his presence, it means you are helping the process. Until that dick dies, satisfy it. Make it welcome.
5. There’s Always Time For A Blow Job
A blow job says “I love you” with the mouth on that dick. A top who refuses the blow job doesn’t want your body in the end. If he craves you, he will want your mouth on the dick.
More blow jobs please.
6. Never Run From The Dick
Very few times in history has a dick killed anyone. You are more likely to be killed naturally – die of a condition, gun or terrorist act. Understanding that, a man’s dick is to pleasure you, not kill or hurt. If you find a dick is hurting you, you are to be blamed, not the one feeding the dick. Bottoms should never run from the dick. I test any bottom to try this technique. When you feel your body forcing you to run from the dick, engage the mind and force yourself to take it. If you are seriously doing this, immediately your body goes into another mode that accepts the top’s sexy thrusts of good dick down your tight pussy. Use your skills of the booty to force your ass out on the dick. This will make the top go crazy because you have relaxed the ass so much, it gives him more sensation that he now wants to nut.
7. A Top Is Never Interested In How Cute You Can Be In The Bedroom
Some bottoms believe that to keep a top coming back, he only needs a clean ass. No! A top wants to know most of all that you are giving your raw soul when he fucks you. A top can tell if the bottom is fucking another man, if he’s holding back the real pussy, and if the bottom is being boring. Your energy is being interpreted as a prospect in the future. If you aim to date the top, give him everything. Give him the best riding skills you have.
The top also holds back. A top doesn’t eat every ass the same way. He doesn’t fuck the one night stand the same way he fucks the man of his dreams.
8. Learn How To Ride The Dick
Please, learn how to ride the dick. The only way to ride the dick is by putting your feet flat beside his legs. Any other way to ride the dick and the top you are fucking is allowing you to cheat with the ride.
9. Talk To The Top
A bottom who says nothing is bad. Make it your point of duty to look at him, grab his chest (tops love that), slap his chest, play with his balls, grab your ass and spread it wider. The point of this subject is to become a slut. Let him know that you can be the man in the streets, the professional at work, but his bitch in the sheets. A top does not want to take home the professional man to fuck with. Instead, become his fantasy. If he likes a dirty talker, give it to him.
10. Make Him Cum
Never end a session without him cumming. If you intend to keep that top, get him to shoot his babies.
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33 Comments
Simba
November 03, 04:43I can’t degrade myself to respond to this.. ..
Delle
November 03, 12:38Lol Simba, but you did na…
*flees*
Mandy
November 03, 04:50Can you imagine.
Until that dick dies, satisfy it.
If you find a dick is hurting you, you are to be blamed, not the one feeding the dick.
Use your skills of the booty to force your ass out on the dick.
The point of this subject is to become a slut.
This reads like the ten commandments of an abusive gay relationship
Mr. Anonymous
November 03, 05:18WTF?!
Kenny
November 03, 05:49This is a truckload of bull shit. What happened to mutual satisfaction? Shioor
Mandy
November 03, 06:02That is eh! they be making it look like good sex is a burden on the bottom. Omo, its a two way street. And yes, a dick is quite capable of killing someone.
Francis
November 03, 06:00?????
Law
November 03, 06:53“Very few times in history has a dick killed anyone. You are more likely to be killed naturally – die of a condition, gun or terrorist act. Understanding that, a man’s dick is to pleasure you, not kill or hurt.” This killed me ???
Pink Panther
November 03, 08:30So the big dick doesn’t kill you. But what’s said about it does? 😀
ambivalentone
November 03, 07:10Obviously is a satire
Bain
November 03, 08:11lol….comedy at its best….hehehehehe….all I know is when theres chemistry the sex is always amazing…know the basics the rest comes naturally….all these regulations na crap.. like bottoms live to serve tops na?….
bruno
November 03, 08:23i’m more surprised that in 2016 gays still identify as tops and bottoms ?
Pink Panther
November 03, 08:28Are there labels of higher understanding gays are supposed to progress to in 2016? 🙂
Delle
November 03, 12:36????
peaches
November 03, 09:14who put this up? why is he top? let him bend over let me do the banging so he’ll teach me better. some things are okay, some are hmmm while the others especially the one with the take the hurt is a fucking hell no!, I cant do the spreadego and let u severe my prostate!.?.
Chizzie
November 03, 09:15I actually completely agree with this. ? and this is coming from someone who enjoys the bottom bunk.
Mitch
November 03, 16:26You know that thing they say about big empty heads being an unnecessary weight to the neck? Yours is a perfect example
DI-NAVY
November 03, 09:23Oh Chim! See lecture. lol
Khaleesi
November 03, 09:42Damn!!! This was amusing, at times i wanted to get irritated then i remembered its satire. This post should sha be imbibed carefully, as it reeks of the “Top superiority complex” …
Gaya
November 03, 11:49I trust my sisters… i know they wont take it. They just Kaint! Lolz
Terra
November 03, 11:59My inner SJW was nudged by this article. But he can’t be bothered and has gone back to sleep
Delle
November 03, 12:35Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Rubbish.
Nonsense.
Self-centered trash talk.
Exasperating one-sidedness.
So tops don’t like a clean ass? Oh church o!
The fact that this was written from a general POV is even more off-putting. ?
Mitch
November 03, 16:28Honestly, my time would have been better used counting rice grains.
YOU-KNOW-WHO
November 03, 16:58“When you fuck a big bubble butt, it feels different from a skinny boy’s ass. That ass bouncing off your abs while you fuck him deeper and wetter is heaven in a bed.”
Delle, Ambi, Puke / Posh or whatever that one’s name is.. Take note.
Orlando
November 03, 17:24Trying to comprehend how anyone will enjoy ducking that delle guy. I mean… is that bad or horrible for that person? #justsaying
ambivalentone
November 03, 20:35Looool. No one is talking about shapeless asses no different from backs artlessly fused to protuding bellies o. Its gross thinking of it sef
BlurryFace
November 03, 17:18where would somebody even start now. odiegwu.
INDIGENE
November 03, 21:31Mtchww… What happens with those tops that don’t try satisfying the bottoms? they can’t suck a bottoms dick yet they want theirs to be sucked? they just go straight and bend your head to their dick without romance or anything? anyways I think you need to ask bottoms what they like too…
Take the dick? whaow just whaow! Why don’t tops try taking the dick? after the experience you can talk to us.
Brian Collins
November 03, 22:16The comments gave me exactly what I expected.
Jide
November 03, 23:15Satire. Loved it!!
BIBI G
November 04, 11:57lol I can’t take this loll
Some kind of DICKS CAN KILL YOU THO
KingBey
November 05, 07:09So when is the clap back coming from the bottoms/verse guys?
Pink Panther
November 05, 07:23LOL. Ocho okwu number 1.