Straight Guy’s Response To Gay Guy Who Slipped Him His Number
It’s a familiar situation for many a gay man: feeling some sort of spark or attraction to a guy in a social situation only to discover that – just your luck – he doesn’t bat for your team.
One straight man shared an anecdote from a recent wedding he attended in which he was approached by a gay guy who slipped him his number – and his response is a lesson in letting them down gently.
“I was at my cousins wedding reception and had just sat down from dancing. It was nearing the end of the night at this time so I was pretty secluded from everyone,” the man wrote in a post on picture-sharing site Imgur, which has since been viewed more than 350,000 times.
“A man walked up to me who I hadn’t seen before and nervously said ‘What’s your name?’ I replied, ‘Chad, what’s yours?’ He said, ‘Shane, I just wanted to let you know that I have noticed you all night. I wanted to leave this with you before I left.’ He handed me a piece of paper and quickly walked out. It was his number. Without knowing if I was straight or not he had built up the guts to put himself out there. I thought it was extremely brave and I know it’s something I wouldn’t be able to do.”
With that in mind, Chad texted ‘Wedding Guy’ and told him that while they wouldn’t be going on a date any time soon, he admired his bravery:
“I’m sharing this to remind everyone to live their lives without regrets,” he wrote. “Almost all of my regrets come from the things I didn’t do, not the things I did. I will be living my life more like this man and I suggest you all do as well.”
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is a lesson we wish the average heterosexual Nigerian Millennial would learn.
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16 Comments
Johnny
November 18, 06:34Don’t try this at home. It’s straight to kito
Gad
November 18, 07:58I will regard this as an advice which can either be taken or trashed.
as-I-am
November 18, 08:30when I get out of Nigeria
Foxydevil
November 18, 09:01????? one way ticket to kitoville.
In other news I keep getting an influx of these random numbers.
Is it a crime to look breathtaking ,sexy and confident?
himbo
November 18, 09:27It’s that strong stench of shit you give off(you know from your leaking asshole) that must be attracting them. Pigs love shit!
Foxydevil
November 18, 11:15Pigs love dirt.
Dogs love shit.
You got the order wrong….
Ever wondered how the bitch you call mother landed the rabid ? you call father .??
And try and be more creative ,this shitty smelly arsehole of a thing is getting rather stale.
But I wouldn’t expect much from a degenerate that calls himself humbo, obviously a product of incest, from a clownish, degrading generation of whores and retards.
Mandy
November 18, 09:22So civilized. So unNigerian.
Delle
November 18, 10:01And again this isn’t in Nigeria. I am almost depressed.
They don’t even chat like Harvard students! You don’t need to be super educated to do the right things!
Sigh. ?
Narcissus
November 18, 10:03Oh well, if this happened over here in this shit hole, dude will be picking his teeth with nails behind bars
Ken George
November 18, 13:36This has happened to me before. At the time i was just curious and still finding myself. I freaked and froze…
These days the tables have turned and i am the one perpertually being featured on gulder ultimate search for random gay guys. Lol
quinn
November 18, 23:36I’m about to do this. Wish me luck
Baddest
November 19, 15:32Well the issue of Lito reduced my Ginger by 20% so I make it safer than before, last Wednesday I met this guy in a local Agbo Jedi bar, I only went for a walk and decided to go and sip one cup and there and leave. I noticed one guy when I got there,light skinned with dreadlocks,young and fresh,he was sitting with his friend and there were many other boys in the joint aswell, I was sitting alone because the people on my table left so now they came sat in my table because another friend of thiers joined them so they needed more space And once they came through we greeted each other, we all started having that normal beer palour convo, at the end of the night I collected his number and the his friends too wanted mine,I didn’t want to share with them but I had to give them so they don’t suspect anything, I have them some intelligent yarns so you must wanna keep in content with me but I only wanna be in contact with the fresh one. Well the next day I called him and told u that we will see and he later called back to know when I will
Come through and I left everything I left to see him and we chilled in my car and was speaking for hours, I found out that he was str8 to the teeth but then I had to play my influencial card on him, anyway lemme cut this story short, we slept together last night,he got a massive dick and sexy body , I promised him that we won’t have any penetrative sex which was his main fear, he has been approached by a lot men in the past and didn’t succumb and he wasn’t homophobic atall…we just kicked off a new friendship, I can’t seem to get enough of him…
that was a consolation for me because last weekend I met a str8 in an owambe in ikorodu and next minute I was already touching His belle cause he wanted me to drop something for him, next thing his hand dey inside my boxers oh lol ,this nigga was supposed to call me and come to my house in lekki but didn’t call me and I missed him lol… Nigeria is a place that if u look rich and important,people will respect u well and almost do anything for u,the only messed up thing in doing things with str8 people is that along the line they will want to stop it because they don’t wanna become gay lol….I am not the best story teller but I got bare stories from random str8 boys, don’t blame me oh because Grindr is filled with fucked up people with plenty drama,I hate drama,most of this str8 boys got zero drama so they won’t the risk, the truth is that a gay guy will easily set up than str8 guy sef,the only issue is when u come across a poverty stricken homophobic person. I can handle those ones sha.. my pistol still dey one corner incase.. the only way u will know I like boys is when u see my hand on your dick,you can never never suspect the maybe my neighbors because I don’t bring gals to my house and I don’t need to do that for them to think other wise,they can only think whatever they want,they know say I no be their papa mate…. in my life I don’t think I need to prove any shot to anyone, I got gals that wanna come to my house but I don’t really go for it, I got some boys coming through some times… I have some kito experiences and I have learnt from it,kito most cases are done by poverty stricken confused person mostly struggling with their sexuality
Baddest
November 19, 15:37Please forgive the typos oh,I didn’t mind cross checking cuz it was long
flame
November 20, 16:19Lol. Nice one! I have a very similar (not so similar story).
flame
November 20, 16:21Your comment actually just inspired me to write my similar experience down just now. Thanks! Lol.
Baddest
November 22, 07:26Waiting for your story lol