Morning Humour XIX: Ways To Make Your Straight Crush Your Beau
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42 Comments
kendigin
April 14, 05:48This has to be the dumbest post I have ever read in my life! Hahaha
JArch
April 14, 05:48Pinky darling, here some morning fresh for you. Cos you’re just all shades of messiness for this….
Dennis Macaulay
April 14, 06:17***gets on one knee***
Jarch will you marry me PLENTY HOMO?
pinkpanthertb
April 14, 06:17Hahahahahahahahaa!!! Whore!
JArch
April 14, 07:13OMG YEEEEEESSSSSS
**DM puts the ring on it**
Anybody that tries to come and mess with my marital home eh, na MFM prayer points I would use to finish you
***continues to drool over engagement ring***
Dennis Macaulay
April 14, 05:51Lol! Saw this on IG and I knew it will land here!
PP you are a mess walahi
Lemuel
April 14, 05:56This is evul….@Pinky. God will see us #Mamapvoice
Gad
April 14, 05:58So much for morning humor…
Mandy
April 14, 06:04Don’t fret it, gad. Not everyone was designed to have a sense of humour. You’re clearly a testament of that fact.
Sinnex
April 14, 09:29Thank you for making it clear. I was already thinking that I was not normal.
Gad
April 14, 13:20Did my comment betray the fact that I wasn’t amused by the piece?
Legalkoboko
April 14, 06:28Time to play a few pranks on my colleagues in the office. Lol!
pinkpanthertb
April 14, 06:30LMAO!!!! Oh good. Our first student to dive into practicals.
Oluwadamilare Okoro
April 14, 06:29So “no homo” is a gaydar reset button…
I will use it more often now maybe I will score extra “str8” dudes.
#TeamKizito
April 14, 06:41Not funny, really.
– – What’s it with so-called straight guys and nipple touching; I mean: ‘Guy, how far na..’ *and he touches your nipples* No homo?
Tch.
Max
April 14, 06:45They touch their nipples? Befuddled..
Dennis Macaulay
April 14, 06:48My colleague does it ooo! Be squeezing nipples anyhow in the name of greeting. One day i told him “you started it ooo, bc where i will squeeze eh”
That put an end to it!
Even girls do that nipple play with me jokingly
Max
April 14, 09:42Oh now I get the idea.. They squeeze your nipple.. Hmmm. Maybe they’re checking if its ripe for harvest or not.. But anyway, what do I know?
*pensive
trystham
April 14, 07:37Only nipple pulling? They do the butt squeezing/tapping, tickle u in public, pull ur chin…all the things short of raping u.in public, and u guys r not even close like that *rme
Loooool! It sure wud do a lot to confuse them
Sinnex
April 14, 09:32It is annoying. Come to think of it, it is only those who you don’t even like that do such, as in the ugly and old ones that even when they strip for you, na run you go use comot for there.
Mitch
April 14, 06:52Pinky, you’re just one huge mess, you know that!
Jamie
April 14, 06:58Why? Did I just sense ”Argumentum ad Hominem”’s deodorant around here?
Photo is not humorous in the least!! Just a plus of annoying and silly to me, multiplied by dumb! I think the writer has gotta try this with an agbero somewhere on the streets of any confirmed ghetto…lolz!
chestnut
April 14, 07:33@jamie: are u being serious right now? U really think the writer believes what he wrote? He was just being sarcastic,lol.
bobby
April 14, 07:25This post is 4 months late **sobs**, i would have been married to my corper colleague by now…d dude soo fyne!
chestnut
April 14, 07:30Wait, so it’s that easy? *smiling with glee* (Russell, I’m coming for YOU…#NoHomo…hehehe)
pinkpanthertb
April 14, 07:39Lmao. Messy. Just plain messy.
Jamie
April 14, 07:40Chestnut dearie, I don’t know if he were actually serious about it. My advice is, he should…
I actually know of someone who’d try this if he saw it! …you know…too many crushes on all sides…lolz!!
Dennis Macaulay
April 14, 07:49Sweetheart where is your sense of humor? Satire anyone? Its a joke, he doesnt mean it!
I mean you are also not too old to have a funny bone
trystham
April 14, 08:17*cough cough*
pinkpanthertb
April 14, 08:18Lol. I saw what he did too. Lol.
trystham
April 14, 08:36Hian!!! What are u on about? *blinking blankly* I’m not dia o
Mitch
April 14, 10:24*Ahem ahem*.
Dennis! Dennis! Dennis!!!!
How many times did I call you? Kontinu ooo
Legalkoboko
April 14, 12:57oo chim oo!
tony eneh
April 14, 08:09Lol
Pete
April 14, 08:30Lol. This should come with a warning “don’t try this in real life”
tobby
April 14, 09:28LOL
Teflondon
April 14, 09:50LMAO!! Now this got to me.. Very funny!
I rememeber I used this #NoHomo thing on str8 guys a lot..
Me: I can bet you.. I guy will give you a BJ and you will love every bit of it.. #NoHomo
Str8 Guy: Lai lai.. Never!!!
Me: oya make we try am.. #NoHomo
Guy esitate but later removed pants..
Suck suck suck!
Str8 guy moaning..
Takes a breather
Me: bruh still #Nohomo tho
Str8 Guy: sure sure!! #NoHomo
………
This tag is so fake these days.. I don’t see the need to add it to a phrase. If a “str8” guy thinks he needs to add this to his statement.. Check on that guy he is mostly likely Gay or bi-curious.
pinkpanthertb
April 14, 09:59*picking my jaw off the floor and placing a hasty call to Sinnex*
Absalom
April 14, 10:59Omo, this one don spoil oh!
Legalkoboko
April 14, 13:04phew!!
crazy hasn’t got a better definition!
Lothario
April 14, 16:55Lmao…. this got me
Chris
April 16, 14:10Funny a little..