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  1. kendigin
    April 14, 05:48 Reply

    This has to be the dumbest post I have ever read in my life! Hahaha

  2. JArch
    April 14, 05:48 Reply

    Pinky darling, here some morning fresh for you. Cos you’re just all shades of messiness for this….

      • JArch
        April 14, 07:13 Reply


        **DM puts the ring on it**

        Anybody that tries to come and mess with my marital home eh, na MFM prayer points I would use to finish you

        ***continues to drool over engagement ring***

  3. Dennis Macaulay
    April 14, 05:51 Reply

    Lol! Saw this on IG and I knew it will land here!

    PP you are a mess walahi

  4. Lemuel
    April 14, 05:56 Reply

    This is evul….@Pinky. God will see us #Mamapvoice

  5. Gad
    April 14, 05:58 Reply

    So much for morning humor…

    • Mandy
      April 14, 06:04 Reply

      Don’t fret it, gad. Not everyone was designed to have a sense of humour. You’re clearly a testament of that fact.

      • Sinnex
        April 14, 09:29 Reply

        Thank you for making it clear. I was already thinking that I was not normal.

      • Gad
        April 14, 13:20 Reply

        Did my comment betray the fact that I wasn’t amused by the piece?

  6. Legalkoboko
    April 14, 06:28 Reply

    Time to play a few pranks on my colleagues in the office. Lol!

    • pinkpanthertb
      April 14, 06:30 Reply

      LMAO!!!! Oh good. Our first student to dive into practicals.

  7. Oluwadamilare Okoro
    April 14, 06:29 Reply

    So “no homo” is a gaydar reset button…

    I will use it more often now maybe I will score extra “str8” dudes.

  8. #TeamKizito
    April 14, 06:41 Reply

    Not funny, really.

    – – What’s it with so-called straight guys and nipple touching; I mean: ‘Guy, how far na..’ *and he touches your nipples* No homo?


    • Max
      April 14, 06:45 Reply

      They touch their nipples? Befuddled..

      • Dennis Macaulay
        April 14, 06:48 Reply

        My colleague does it ooo! Be squeezing nipples anyhow in the name of greeting. One day i told him “you started it ooo, bc where i will squeeze eh”

        That put an end to it!

        Even girls do that nipple play with me jokingly

      • Max
        April 14, 09:42 Reply

        Oh now I get the idea.. They squeeze your nipple.. Hmmm. Maybe they’re checking if its ripe for harvest or not.. But anyway, what do I know?

    • trystham
      April 14, 07:37 Reply

      Only nipple pulling? They do the butt squeezing/tapping, tickle u in public, pull ur chin…all the things short of raping public, and u guys r not even close like that *rme

      Loooool! It sure wud do a lot to confuse them

      • Sinnex
        April 14, 09:32 Reply

        It is annoying. Come to think of it, it is only those who you don’t even like that do such, as in the ugly and old ones that even when they strip for you, na run you go use comot for there.

  9. Mitch
    April 14, 06:52 Reply

    Pinky, you’re just one huge mess, you know that!

  10. Jamie
    April 14, 06:58 Reply

    Why? Did I just sense ”Argumentum ad Hominem”’s deodorant around here?
    Photo is not humorous in the least!! Just a plus of annoying and silly to me, multiplied by dumb! I think the writer has gotta try this with an agbero somewhere on the streets of any confirmed ghetto…lolz!

    • chestnut
      April 14, 07:33 Reply

      @jamie: are u being serious right now? U really think the writer believes what he wrote? He was just being sarcastic,lol.

  11. bobby
    April 14, 07:25 Reply

    This post is 4 months late **sobs**, i would have been married to my corper colleague by now…d dude soo fyne!

  12. chestnut
    April 14, 07:30 Reply

    Wait, so it’s that easy? *smiling with glee* (Russell, I’m coming for YOU…#NoHomo…hehehe)

  13. Jamie
    April 14, 07:40 Reply

    Chestnut dearie, I don’t know if he were actually serious about it. My advice is, he should…
    I actually know of someone who’d try this if he saw it! …you know…too many crushes on all sides…lolz!!

    • Dennis Macaulay
      April 14, 07:49 Reply

      Sweetheart where is your sense of humor? Satire anyone? Its a joke, he doesnt mean it!

      I mean you are also not too old to have a funny bone

      • trystham
        April 14, 08:36 Reply

        Hian!!! What are u on about? *blinking blankly* I’m not dia o

      • Mitch
        April 14, 10:24 Reply

        *Ahem ahem*.

        Dennis! Dennis! Dennis!!!!

        How many times did I call you? Kontinu ooo

  14. Pete
    April 14, 08:30 Reply

    Lol. This should come with a warning “don’t try this in real life”

  15. Teflondon
    April 14, 09:50 Reply

    LMAO!! Now this got to me.. Very funny!
    I rememeber I used this #NoHomo thing on str8 guys a lot..
    Me: I can bet you.. I guy will give you a BJ and you will love every bit of it.. #NoHomo

    Str8 Guy: Lai lai.. Never!!!
    Me: oya make we try am.. #NoHomo

    Guy esitate but later removed pants..
    Suck suck suck!
    Str8 guy moaning..
    Takes a breather
    Me: bruh still #Nohomo tho

    Str8 Guy: sure sure!! #NoHomo
    This tag is so fake these days.. I don’t see the need to add it to a phrase. If a “str8” guy thinks he needs to add this to his statement.. Check on that guy he is mostly likely Gay or bi-curious.

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