David McIntosh Should Come With A Health Hazard Warning
David McIntosh’s instagram account is what I imagine gay men (and straight women) worldwide masturbate to. The guy is a hot, hunky piece of God’s creation. And you know what’s more endangering to the human health than that? A hot, hunky piece of God’s creation cum tease. Seeing as I’ve dumped Tyson Beckford, there’s one slot open in my harem, and I’m leaving it all open for you, David 😀 (Idris darling, I hope you don’t mind).
Just look at what the world has to deal with.
That moment you realize that he’s hotter than fire
Yes, please. Fuck me.
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ken
October 03, 06:57Oh lawwd!
Just look at that bombom….its too much! gosh!
*grabs durex lube*
Teflondon
October 03, 07:15I hardly thirst to whatever pic is brought here but this… This got me drooling!
Hoely Murder of Xrist!!
Perfection personified.
Nigga outshines fire, outshines the Ocean, Outshines about anything he stands with.
And those Ass.. Damn you! Damn you!
Would turn a bottom to a top in Mili seconds.
Waking up to this with a hard on already.. **in British accent** Wicked!
**grabs pears lotion**
Mitch
October 03, 07:36Pimp Panther! Akwuna oku. Nna, you need Jesus!
Mandy
October 03, 07:36Jisox H. Kraist!
Look at that ass!
Dayum!
And lips… and body… and…
Please just marry me, David McIntosh!
Nightwing
October 03, 07:50Scoffs* ? show me a plausible guy please. I’m pretty sure there are hot guys here #MoreOrLess
#Chestnut
October 03, 08:27@Nightwing: how can u scoff at Dave’s pics with a straight face! Boi,u know u’re lying!lol
*sigh* David McIntosh is EVERYTHING! In my next life,I wanna come back as the tattoo ink on his body.
(That last pix looks like a promo pic for a porn flick…I aint mad at dem tho; I’m totally here for it!)
Pink Panther
October 03, 08:31Ah, there you are Chestnut. I knew you’d be here. 😀
Ace
October 03, 08:11I screen grabbed this pic from his IG just in case it gets removed. This guy embodies all my fantasies and it drives me crazy. One day sha, one day.
Brian Collins
October 03, 08:25Nna ehn, i totally love D but the ass on this guy is giving me all sorts of life.
I absolutely want him to whisk me off to a planet in another galaxy where every woman is a lesbian and we’d be the only gay men. I’m sure Kacee would love to be an inhabitant on that planet.
kacee (MM's Bae)
October 03, 09:49hahahaha Oh I wish, it’s going to be fun….. Orgies…. Omg did i say that loud….. Omg omg sorry i’m a good girl I just like to be bad sometimes….. *covers face*
Francis
October 03, 08:42Meh ☕☕
Chizzie
October 03, 08:48I don’t really think he’s THAT hot tbh honest, he looks like a pile of red bricks and his bum looks like it was molded out of concrete. A bum should be soft and bouncy, not hard like stone. And I can bet his penis is minuscule, steroids have a way of doing that. He’s worth a couple of shags but definitely not my cup of tea
Pink Panther
October 03, 08:52Wait, Chizzie, you haven’t already seen his dick? Oh it really REALLY isn’t minuscule. Here you go.
https://kitodiaries.com/talk-about-coming-out-david-mcintosh-unveiled/
For your viewing delight. 🙂
Chizzie
October 03, 10:15Oh okay, its definitely not minuscule…
Keredim
October 03, 10:18FYI Chizzie, steroids don’ t shrink dicks. That’s an urban myth. Balls maybe but not dicks.
If one is blessed down there, nothing short of an amputation can take it away?
Pink Panther
October 03, 10:20Hallelujah, keredim! 😀 *waving hands with fervor*
Keredim
October 03, 11:13Abi I talk lie?
One has to testify??????
Max
October 03, 10:48You’d know a lot about steroids wouldn’t you? @Kerewa.. Seeing as you always sound like you’re high on them.
Keredim
October 03, 11:11Ahhhh @Maxine hun. ???????
My constant source of amusement. If Chipping away at me helps you deal with your reality and makes the world a safer place, then please chip away. I can had you a chisel if you want??????
Max
October 03, 11:27Oh honey, I’m just a lil bored, so I decided to carve out a piece from my not-so-favourite KD sex shop mannequin.. 🙂
Keredim
October 03, 12:19That’s ok hun! Carve out as much as you need.
I hear ?Heartbreak hotel ? is such a lonely place and this is probably the best sex you will NEVER have.?
Max
October 03, 14:16Oh dear, you need to fire your tea raven, cos you heard wrong.
Keredim
October 03, 14:54Ahhh yes denial, one of the stages….?
Heiress
October 03, 15:40You are so right! That myth was crushed two weeks ago. One of my ripped FB was so ripped and his pics did him no justice. Let me just say I was surprised and also proud that I took that weapon of mass I mean ass destruction like a champ hehe
Keredim
October 03, 15:45?????
Oya, take five!✋?
??????
KryxxX
October 03, 09:20**Heavy sigh** David nwa Mcintosh?????!
The man my momma specifically warned me about! She was like “KryxxX nwa m, okwa e huru nwoke a, nye ya space! O biakute gi, wuo 4/40! INUGO?!” But as per d black sheep naa, nti kuchie!
Dave m? Lemme be d Davida to your David Biko! Gown or suit dey, cake dey, Ring Don dey tey tey! Just bring “all of you” along!
I didn’t even notice that fire self….. What fire! **long hiss**! He is so hot the sun cowers in shame!?????????????
kacee (MM's Bae)
October 03, 09:44kryxxx u promised, i can’t believe u’ll do that to me *frowns*
KryxxX
October 03, 10:00Am so sorry Kacee! I slept off……. **covers face ?????*****
Max
October 03, 09:41Looks like someone woke up on the slutty side of bed today..
Pink Panther
October 03, 09:43Hello Maxine. Still always waking up on the saintly side of the bed, I see.
kacee (MM's Bae)
October 03, 09:42wow he has a nice body…
Dickson Clement
October 03, 11:25You guys are really vain! @ chestnut u should demand better if there is a next life than an ordinary tatoo on someone! The dude is hot but why would he be posing in suggestive manner! Is he gay? And I am very concerned as to how he has all nice beard. I am 25 already and my face is as smooth as a bottle! Not even a single beard or mustache for that matter
Pink Panther
October 03, 11:27And your point is?
Max
October 03, 11:29Jealous much? ?
Francis
October 03, 12:11And some of us are seeking to stop the hairs from growing entirely sef. #DifferentStrokes
Keredim
October 03, 12:48“The dude is hot but why would he be posing in suggestive manner! Is he gay?” – So only gay people pose in a suggestive manner???
” And I am very concerned as to how he has all nice beard…” It’s called “Male grooming”. Google it.??
“… I am 25 already and my face is as smooth as a bottle! Not even a single beard or mustache for that matter” – You are a late bloomer, hopefully it will grow…. or not??
Nightwing
October 03, 12:38I’ve developed an immune system for crushing on remote guys. It’s a waste of my fantasy.?
Dashawn
October 03, 14:26Makabasharrrrrrakakadadah!!!! IssshKarrtaimarende fomefomedoohohaka!!!! Oh yes lawd! Someone hold my Sunday hat while I praise Gawd for this gift of a man!!! Hallelujah!!! *gets slain in the spirit*
His ass is legendary!!!!! Chai! Just imagine grabbing unto it while he ploughs deep into me! *resumes tongue-speaking*
Chizzie
October 03, 17:47Looooooll!!. Were you speaking in tongues?
Pink Panther
October 03, 17:56He obviously caught on to the Holy Spirit a day earlier. lol
Delle
October 03, 15:04*scoffs*…
Criosly whts d fuss 4? Like Chizzie rightly said…d guy is just ‘there’. He really isn’t my typical ‘knight in shining armour’. He’s so bricked, so muscular…my goodness dat guy would surely smother me in bed (nd I dnt mean dat in a good way). So u guys shud pull ur tampons right nd quit drooling nd whimpering like he’s got the heavens around him!
Give me a guy with his face and a less conspicuous muscle…nd gbam! Dere goes ma dream guy.
Besides, y on earth would I want a man that would compete with me in the ‘derriere’?!
NEXXXXTTT!
Darlington
October 03, 15:10I have come to understand that this platform is an ardent promoter of whoring. Jisienu ike.
Max
October 03, 17:29????.. I often wonder the same thing. If this was the first post I saw during my first visit to this blog, I wouldn’t have come back… Ever.
But I’ve come to understand the need to drool all over for men you’re never gonna get once in a while. It helps clear out the mind sometimes.
If you don’t mind the occassional whoring and shameless promotion of indiscriminate casual/sports sex, the blog can be quite fun & entertaining.. And the writers (even though they’re 95% hoes) are quite brilliant. ??
Pink Panther
October 03, 17:57*shaking my head* You’re a real piece of work.
Max
October 03, 18:15Yimu