Photo: When Beyoncé Becomes A Threat

Photo: When Beyoncé Becomes A Threat

11998859_1053518998001652_7038309391593769269_nA friend and KDian recently revealed this screenshot of his girlfriend reprimanding him on his inordinate love for Beyoncé. You should just know that if I’m the undersecretary of the Beygency, this friend of mine is the overseer of the Lagos Branch of the agency. And now, the missis-to-be has decided to step in between him and Queen Bey, and he wants to know what he can do about the situation.

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  1. Max
    September 15, 05:30 Reply

    You don’t have any business baeing a girl in the first place.
    Dump her and get a man or change your album.

  2. KryxxX
    September 15, 05:39 Reply

    Hmmn! Agwo noo na akirika oh!

    But I dont really blame the geh shaa…… I guess she felt that when it comes to Queen Bey, all she would ever b is second place. All bitches would bow! And no one wants to play second fiddle in a relationship most especially when Bey is first!

    My candid advice……… Hide all her pics! Lock it up in an app lock or privacy locker! But dont u dare press delete on the queen! Dont you dare!

    Nobody leaves d Begency nd lives to tell d story! Nobody!

    #ThePowerOfBey

      • KryxxX
        September 15, 06:16 Reply

        Yels keh!
        She has to realize that the power of Bey is strong! Once it kpado gi eh, u haff entered! Its like asking d Kardashians to leave black Dick!
        Imposicant!

        • Pink Panther
          September 15, 06:30 Reply

          Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!! Kryxxx egbuolam!

  3. Dennis Macaulay
    September 15, 06:13 Reply

    Na KingBey phone be that na!

    No questions asked! I know the girls sef

    **pours coffee**

    • Mandy
      September 15, 06:16 Reply

      Of course you do. Why am I not surprised. Were u also part of the whatsapp convo? Perhaps you were holding the girl’s hand as she typed away at her man, comforting her that everything would be alright?

      • JBoy
        September 15, 06:23 Reply

        *warm wet kiss* Thanks ShugAa.

    • KingBey
      September 15, 06:40 Reply

      You right. So how you take know say na my phone?

      • Dennis Macaulay
        September 15, 06:44 Reply

        Lol it was easy, you are the biggest Beyonce fan I know who is a friend of PP and who also has a girlfriend splashed on his Instagram

        **wide grin**

          • Chuck
            September 15, 19:31 Reply

            Does this girlfriend know her boyfriend is bisexual? Or are we doing team #TellLiesintheNameofLove

  4. Mandy
    September 15, 06:17 Reply

    But I have to ask, is this just about Beyonce or is there an underlying fishing expedition this madam is on? Beygency Lagos branch overseer, shine your eyes o. Today it’s Beyonce, tomorrow it will be another thing.

  5. KingBey
    September 15, 06:18 Reply

    The matter haf taya me. Heeheehehe.

    • JBoy
      September 15, 06:26 Reply

      Ndo My Love.

      Just lock up her pix as adviced; deleting is NO option.

  6. Dennis Macaulay
    September 15, 06:38 Reply

    The way you people adore Beyonce sha

    **sprays insecticide**

    Delete the pictures and have your peace!

    • KryxxX
      September 15, 07:15 Reply

      **Stares icily @ someone’s shiny skin haircut**

      I DON’T EVEN WANT TO IMAGINE WHAT THE BEES WOULD WITH YOUR HUGE CATASTROPHE! ?????????????????????

      • Pink Panther
        September 15, 07:17 Reply

        By huge catastrophe, you are refering to his head, right? That is, the head on top, yea? 😀

        • KryxxX
          September 15, 07:37 Reply

          The head on top and any other head we find………..??

          • Dennis Macaulay
            September 15, 07:55 Reply

            He that watches over Israel neither sleeps nor slumbers!

            **speaking in tongues**

            • KryxxX
              September 15, 08:17 Reply

              Really?? More like orgasmic tongues nd most definitely not holyghost induced! Ngwa, shift!!

  7. #Chestnut
    September 15, 06:40 Reply

    Lol…But wait,is d girl intimidated,because she feels her boyfriend is sleeping with Beyonce behind her back, or is she uncomfortable because she’s heard so many times that every male member of #Beyhive secretly flips weave and twerks to “7/11”? #AskingForBetterUnderstanding…(Hey KingBey, how u doin’?)

    • Dennis Macaulay
      September 15, 06:49 Reply

      I think it may be a subconscious rivalry. My sister was an adoring fan of Joe (where is that one sef), she had all cds, posters in her room and all. Her fiance’ at the time did not find it funny but he held his peace.

      After the wedding Joe was banned in their house, she even stopped playing his music lol.

      NoteToFutureHusband;

      In the interest of our marriage, stay away from my adoration of Korede!

      Tenkiu

      • #Chestnut
        September 15, 07:14 Reply

        Hahaha! Dennis,are u for real? Ur in-law was suspicious of Joe? Hian! I don’t think I’d feel any type of way if my beloved had a celebrity crush o; a celebrity who isn’t even a Nigerian fa! Hian!

  8. Chizzie
    September 15, 07:17 Reply

    I’m surprised that people still store celebrity pictures on thier phone especially seeing as this is 2015, and not 2007. I’m also more surprised that you’re girlfriend hasn’t figured out you’re gay, or rather Bi. Isn’t it the ultimate gay stereotype- Beyonce fanaticism? Which in your case is true. If i saw a stock pile of Beyonce’s pictures on a guys phone I was dating, il be worried he was bottom and i was dating a lesbain.

    Hopefully your girl friend doesn’t take the time to google ” how to know my bf is gay”, if she did, she’d get the hint

    • Mandy
      September 15, 07:19 Reply

      Yup, ladies and gentlemen, that guy yesterday is truly Chizzie and not an impostor. Hahahahahahaaa!!!

    • Pink Panther
      September 15, 07:20 Reply

      Oh come on, Chizzie, now the adulation of Beyonce is a Bottom thing? This stereotyping nawa o.

    • KryxxX
      September 15, 07:41 Reply

      ….And that there shows that The baddest bitch ever liveth is back!

      But I shaa know some really straight guys that adore Bey oh!

    • Peak
      September 15, 08:06 Reply

      Chizzie is actually right. If you follow any US or UK urban blog, you would have definitely come across this assertion. Beyoncé fanatics are mostly (regarded as) bottoms who are living vicariously through her. A great deal of it has proven true.

      Other give away signs are men who are crazy about Cher, Madonna and Gaga.

      • Pink Panther
        September 15, 08:33 Reply

        There’s proof of this presumption? You don’t say.

        • Tiercel de Claron
          September 15, 11:03 Reply

          I guess you’ve been in Caveland a while now,if you didn’t know that.

    • MaisonMartinMargiela
      September 15, 08:36 Reply

      Somewhere in my head, Beyoncé’s CIL rmx (50 shades version) was playing as I read Chizzie’s comment. Ladies and Gentlemen This right here is how you make a comeback.

    • JArch
      September 15, 08:58 Reply

      “I’m also more surprised that you’re girlfriend hasn’t figured out you’re gay”

      First of all YOUR not YOU’RE. How did you pass final exams with this kind of errors.

      Your stereotyping of the ultimate gay fanatic just reeks of bullshit, which is not surprising, cos you’re quite full of it really.

      “If i saw a stock pile of Beyonce’s pictures on a guys phone I was dating”

      DATING you say? Joke of the century… Hell would freeze over and Nigerians will visit the UK visa free, before that would ever happen. Not with all that STOCKPILE of bullshit you have inside you.

      • Chizzie
        September 15, 11:05 Reply

        Lol Girl, calm down, breathe, sit on a dick ?

        • Max
          September 15, 12:02 Reply

          I like the new Chizzy. ??

    • kacee
      September 15, 10:50 Reply

      WTF u just had to use the L word mchewww

      • JArch
        September 15, 11:00 Reply

        **Sniggers** Kacee I hate to say this, but I told you so.

  9. Sinnex
    September 15, 08:37 Reply

    Na wa oooo….

    Is there another Beyonce or the same one I see on my TV? Yes, some of her songs are okay…but please, how do you guys cope? What’s special about her? And to go to the extent of storing her pix on your phone is another thing entirely…in fact your girlfriend should not stop at telling you to delete her songs and pictures, she should also Ban you from watching music channels and YouTube.

    Beyonce is overrated jare.

    • KryxxX
      September 15, 09:34 Reply

      **Falls into all the able bodied “men” on KD screaming and shouting**

      Ewooooooooooooooo! Pls hol me oh! Someborri Pls hol me b4 I do something LIB might carry!

      Hian! Sinnex anyugo nsi n’ulouka( defecated in the church)! You need to tender a heartfelt apology! Espeakelekwe!

      • Pink Panther
        September 15, 09:35 Reply

        LOL. And it’s able-bodied men that can contain your outrage ehkwa?

      • Tiercel de Claron
        September 15, 11:13 Reply

        You better hol’ yaself dia!
        I’m in full agreement with Sinnex.What’s with all the Beyonce craze?.She’s ordinary,my way of thinking.And you well know how I love good music.

        • Max
          September 15, 12:05 Reply

          @TDC, always protecting his “TOP” rights. ☺

          • Tiercel de Claron
            September 15, 12:46 Reply

            This has nothing to do with “Top” rights.The life of me,I still don’t get what the fuss is all about.To the extent some now deem her a ‘god’.
            Now they’re bringing the craze here.
            Odin’s balls,there’s nothing spectacular about the woman,her life or her music.They’re all just there.

              • Tiercel de Claron
                September 15, 14:17 Reply

                Good for her.
                Just spare the rest of us all that nauseating adulation her fans tend to.
                Spare us on this board,at least

                • Pink Panther
                  September 15, 15:06 Reply

                  I’ll update what I will. You can either waka pass or deal with it.

      • Ace
        September 15, 14:41 Reply

        Kryrxx you are something else! Lol

    • segs
      September 17, 00:05 Reply

      We all know bey is a goddess why would some people say she’s just ordinary for Michelle Obama to call her a queen on her bday you should know this woman is a queen

  10. fabby
    September 15, 08:40 Reply

    Beyonce this….Beyonce that….really…is she worth all d trouble does she even know y’all exist…sweery…..ur girl must only be scared on how u so adore a top level witch of a certain cult…my dear use ur head don’t let that ruin a good relationship for u pls…

  11. JOJOARMANI
    September 15, 09:05 Reply

    Seriously Bottoms haf sufferd!… So any Beyonce fan abulugo bottom? like this that I don’t even know anything about Beyonce, am I less-bottom?…

    The way you guys keep hyping the girls sef tire me.. a girl thinking of a celebrity as a threat to her relationship is rather sick… I know u can’t fuck Beyonce so why worry?…

  12. KingBey
    September 15, 09:37 Reply

    Umu KD, O dikwa egwu ooo ! So all those millions of Beyonce fans are all Gay Bottoms? Smh…..It’s funny how TBs always have to link everything to sex and sex roles. Life is actually more than having sex and always talking about sex roles. I don’t know about others, but for me, my love for her started from her days in Destinys Child. Way back in 1999. Watching them on Channel O and I have been following her since she went solo in 2003. Even my mum is aware of my love for her. It’s not news. My male cousin figured out I was into guys because of my love for Beyonce. But I really don’t care because to me, she’s a hardworking, and talented woman who made a name for herself as early as age 9. She inspires me. But for sake of peace, I have deleted the pictures but the love and admiration I have for her is already in my heart and not on the phone.And no, all her music on my devices stays ! That’s the one I can’t compromise.

      • #Chestnut
        September 15, 11:08 Reply

        Hmmm…so I take it, u’re a fan of Beyonce/DC too,Peak? *sips stout*

        • Peak
          September 15, 11:33 Reply

          Beyoncé? Lmao! Lets just say crushing bugs can be listed as one of my pastime activities.

          DC? HELL YESSSS! That’s why I know all that is to know about some ppl’s god. I was there from the beginning, which explains why I am unfazed by the madness. It’s nothing but hype, smoke and mirrors.

    • KryxxX
      September 15, 11:03 Reply

      **Clears throat** ……..And so my fellow agents of the Beygency, that was how we lost an agent today! An agent who couldn’t pick btw a mere mortal nd our queen! An agent that dares compromise with a queen! Who does that?!

      A minute silence for him pls……….

      • sinnex
        September 15, 11:17 Reply

        Mr Kingbey, you can go a step further by deleting her songs and replacing them with Taylor Swift, Evanescence or Avril Lavigne.

        • Max
          September 15, 12:40 Reply

          Those also scream “gay” to me

        • Pink Panther
          September 15, 15:21 Reply

          Taylor Swift?
          Evanescence?
          Avril La — Who are these people?

    • D-boy
      September 15, 13:25 Reply

      Preachhhhhhhhhhhh!! Was dating someone and the person was like yeah Beyoncé faked her pregnancy. I was like ‘abort’!!!!!

      You don’t have to like the queen bey or her music. You will respect her! Slander, you shall not! and yes you will deal.

  13. Ace
    September 15, 14:48 Reply

    Beyonce, the litmus test for not only knowing a gay guy, but knowing his role too. Same goes for lady gaga, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. I just listen to these guys online. Never save their songs on my phone because people just reach conclusions when they notice your love for them.

    • KryxxX
      September 15, 19:43 Reply

      Hmmn!

      Stereotypes everywhere!

      Trolling online d other day, I came across a video captioned “When you r trying so hard to act straight @ a family party nd a Beyoncy song comes up”. Lets just say I ended up nodding in agreement nd with aching sides due to excessive laughter. @dontha8tea on IG has it.

  14. Lothario
    September 15, 15:23 Reply

    Oh dear God! Why do I feel like we’re always running around the same topics everyday? It’s funny how people are quick to define someone’s role by the music he listens to or watches.

    I’m an ardent RuPaul fan, and I don’t joke with Drag Race, I follow it up online and offline, I know all their names and watch the lipsync performances. Why? Because I think it’s fun and enjoyable. It makes for good TV, whether anyone wants to admit it or not. Now my ex, who’s a sworn bottom can’t even stand Rupaul’s Drag Race, and he enjoys heavy metal…. Pretty un-gay stuff really. All this stereotyping has to stop, it’s very unhealthy first of all, and then it breeds contempt and complexes amongst gay people. Everyone really needs to chill!

    • Deola
      September 15, 19:18 Reply

      ***standing ovation ***
      Shante you stay.

    • KingBey
      September 16, 08:51 Reply

      Thank you for this comment. It’s really becoming unhealthy.

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