Facebook Post Of The Day II
Well, that’s a postulation about homosexuality I’ve not heard of. Female ghost possession, huh? I wonder what ghost I have inside me… Goldie? Marilyn Monroe? Joan Rivers?
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45 Comments
JArch
October 22, 05:10Hahahaha ok ooo
But hang on a second… Going by his analogy, as a gay man who’s attracted to another gay man, that means the “Ghost” inside me is a lesbian. As it’s attracted to another female ghost living in another man’s body abi?
I’ve heard and read it all…. This douchebag gets a G- (not even an F) in intelligence and reasoning
Nonsense
Kerr
October 22, 05:28G-minus?
Ok that’s a new one… ??
papasmurf
October 22, 05:16WTF!!! “Spiritual research”?!
What rock did this dude crawl out from under?
I wonder what ghosts he consulted hhmm?
pete
October 22, 05:21Mr Emma, this spiritual research you speak of, can another person duplicate it or get to see the method used?
Henrie
October 22, 05:28The stupidity is plenty in this one..
Kerr
October 22, 05:33But this spiritual theory is just funny
Okay if two women are attracted to themselves, and a lesbian has a male ghost inside her. That makes the 2 women gay, as their male ghosts are attracted to each other too…!!
(( sigh ))
Someone would just wake up one morning, process fart from his brain to his ass, and dish it out for everyone to listen
Nonsense
KingBey
October 22, 05:59Well, it’s obvious everyone knows the female ghost living inside me. Do I need to spell it out again? Toodles !!!
john
October 22, 06:45he deserves Nobel prize for stupidity. am I wrong?
Adey
October 22, 07:13Cmon guys… He’s got an A for effort and creativity from me tho. But he’s still dumb AF. Terribly dumb AF. No hope for brain recuperation, so sad
Max
October 22, 07:19Lmfao ????.. I never knew there was a department of spiritual research.
Now I know which ghost is dwelling inside chizzie; the spirit of bloody Mary?.
I guess the one inside me is Carrie.
Still thinking of which spirit is lurking inside a lot of people *side eye Dennis*
Dennis Macaulay
October 22, 07:46Hian*
Don’t look further, in me dwells the Spirit of Susan Weger, the Adunni Olorisha!
Theo
October 22, 07:57In that case, Bisexuals have both the male n female ghost in them abi? His mumu level get PHD.
Oluwadamilare Okoro
October 22, 07:59Lmao @spiritual research.
Sinnex
October 22, 08:11This is a first.
I think it is Goldie’s ghost living inside of me. Or maybe that ‘being’ that tried to fuck my ass while I was asleep. Opened my eyes and saw no one there.
The guy looks cute sha.
Django
October 22, 08:25Someone pass this message to that fb dude;
“I LOVE MY INNER DEMONS.”
*takes a bow*
Chizzie
October 22, 08:33What ghost is dwelling inside of me? Probably Jezebel’s. Yes has to be that one, it would explain alot actually.
Delle
October 22, 08:56*clutching on to Korede for support*.
This guy is classically daft and should be in the Guinness Book of Records for the Most Unintelligent Animal in the World!
Retard
Dennis Macaulay
October 22, 09:31Delle why do you just want to die for nothing?
Why?
Delle
October 22, 17:23*swirling bubble gum around finger nonchalantly*
OMG!!!It's HYPO
October 22, 09:01Stupidity @ it’s peak…..infact,@ it’s grandest!Buh wait oh,seems we all missed sumfin. He used “some” and not “all”
All d same, d “research” is dead on arrival!
Vulcan
October 22, 09:44Dude should be given a Hi 5…
…with a fry pan…
…in the face!!!
lonz
October 22, 17:40lol. it should be a very big frying pan. spiritual research in which lab
PETROVICH
October 22, 09:46Wetin person no go see for this world. Cos i’m in a good mood i’ll let his Stupidity slide.
OAN: Today is my Mum’s Birthday, Please pray for her to live long enough for me to come out of the Closet oooo(which is not anytime soon).
Jon Snow
October 22, 09:53I lost some IQ points reading this. If you want to be a homophobe…bros why not be an “intelligent” one???
Some people should not be allowed to reproduce… their level of foolishness just might be genetic and they pass it on to their Innocent offspring. And four like minded idiots liked the post…
*sigh*
Tiercel de Claron.
October 22, 09:57Just when you think that life can no longer surprise,you witness a Nigerian reversing at a roundabout.
Pink Panther
October 22, 10:06Hahahahahahahaa @reversing at a roundabout. He pulled a sharp 180, aswear.
Tiercel de Claron.
October 22, 10:23I si kam kwuo gini?.Spiritual research indeed
Dimkpa
October 22, 10:31For someone who is supposedly straight, he sure has given this a lot of thought…
Pink Panther
October 22, 11:03Lol. I know, right?
Mitch
October 22, 10:58*laughing hysterically* I can’t deal today! I just can’t.
Giselle
October 22, 12:50So what happened to a bisexual male or female!! They have both female and male Ghost? So what ghost is responsible for being DAFT? Cos he is really daft.
Duke
October 22, 12:57It is so sad Madonna is still alive, cos I am pretty sure her ghost lives in me ?. Fake ass scientists. The fact the people will actually take this seriously and say “na true oh” baffles me.
Pink Panther
October 22, 13:52People did o. If you check out the comments section, you’ll see human beings that God gave common sense exuberantly agreeing to this silliness.
iamcoy
October 22, 14:26I am so sorry for bisexuals cos na hermaphroditic spirit dey possess em and I hear that one is particularly very difficult to cast?
kacee
October 22, 16:42@iamcoy hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you have killed me
Tobby
October 22, 14:36I’ve always suspected this. Thanks for the confirmation, good Sir!
Colossus
October 22, 14:55This spiritual research is spot on, absolutely explains some thoughts that had been springing up.
Last year, during GEJ’s birthday, I had this strong urge to sing ‘Happy birthday Mr. President’, a very sensual song. I really couldn’t explain it.
For months now, I’ve been thinking of diamonds, buying lots and lots of pure diamonds, getting married then divorced, married again and divorced, married once more to then divorce and marry the first one I divorced to then divorce again. I’ve not been able to explain that until now.
OK, here is another scenario. Just last week, I was watching the news and Ibrahim Babangida was on and I kept thinking how sexy he looked, I felt a connection, like he has been fucking me silly for months now.
So many I can’t remember now.
Clearly Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor and Maryann Babangida’s ghosts are all living inside me. Thank you spiritual scientists, you’ve all made it clearer now.
Now to go get the last book Jackie Collins wrote, I think it’s her ghost in me that wants to read it’s work.
Pink Panther
October 22, 16:22Hahahahahahahahahaa! Colossus, you’re a mess.
Kester
October 22, 15:53He has just confirmed what I always suspected.Mother theresa’s spirit has possessed me, that’s why all my chykers are nearly senile and almost blind and all the young men just want favours
*sobbing profusely *
I need exorcism!!!!!!! I need aaliyahs ghost.
Reed
October 22, 16:41The idiot should have also researched if were allowed to pick our ghosts since he has nothing better to do.
Wealth
October 22, 20:20Lol,geez people can be funny,so the straight guys are possessed by lesbian spirit.
michael
October 22, 23:33I think am possessed by micro organisms seeing that I think a lot about them…
Marc Francis of Chelsea
October 23, 02:10Can I switch ghosts? I think I have Elizabeth Taylor now but I’d love to switch to Zsa Zsa Gabor.
BRYANNNN
October 24, 09:54The brainless and vain gloriously stupid Emmanuel Ifediata is my friend on facebook and i saw this particular post, I witnessed myself pause for a while, remaining speechless and indignant…….His level of stack illiteracy and ignorance sure deserves a NOBEL PRIZE…….He posts a lot of very annoying and provocative stuffs….thinking he’s smart……worst still he employed a lady attorney who defends every of his bland and inane posts….
peaches
October 24, 09:55Jises!… I possess a Nicki ghost huni, and will ‘kontiniu’ to search for anyone possessed by Ciara’s ghost for… What dyu wanna hear?… Pls fb dude, gerrarahere.