From An Aggrieved Bottom
So he’s KDian and a friend, and one sunny BBM morning, he sent me the picture below, out of the blue. And while I was still recovering from shock laughter at the picture, he lodged a complaint right after. Check on it below.
So what say y’all? Can someone bring back the ‘Orijinal’ Tops for a sista? 😀
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99 Comments
Khaleesi
May 12, 03:46Biko bring back the real tops … #AskingForAnOrijinalPowerBottom
Dennis Macaulay
May 12, 06:36**sips arabian coffee slowly**
Teflondon
May 12, 09:45Hmm.. Bless you Sista khaleesi.. Someboori shout Halleluyah!
Peak
May 12, 03:52**Blank stare**
Ruby
May 12, 04:02#bringbackpropertops
#nomoremachomarys
Deola
May 12, 04:07Hmmmmmm.
Gad
May 12, 04:12Seriousness
Chris
May 12, 04:42I wonder how he likes to be dominated, hmm. I think
it’s like the role of master and slave or that of dog on
leash and the owner, somebody help me here?
The Origin~nal top ko, the Goldenberg bottom ni 🙂
pinkpanthertb
May 12, 05:09Hehehehee. Chris, aren’t you an orijinal Top?
Chris
May 12, 05:27I am a guinness Top oh, with guinness one can do some
damage to some power bottom, evidence dey:)
pinkpanthertb
May 12, 05:29LMAO!!! See advertisement sha.
trystham
May 12, 12:46ABEGEE!!! They are all d same. Short, stout and quickly finished.
Chris
May 12, 13:26@trystham, short i can do,stout is for all night
quickly finished? sorry i dont like quickie, dalu
IVANKO
May 12, 08:16Hmmmmmm noted…. #walkoff
Max
May 12, 04:44Wtf.. Get a dildo “sister”, they’re cheap these days and come in diff sizes, shapes and colors.
Peak
May 12, 05:14Lol, you had to abi? Mr sex pharmacist! Always on hand to recommend a good fix.
Chris
May 12, 05:29Peak you know Max is coming back for you shey?
Be prepared:)
enigmous
May 12, 08:11Lol. Sista needs a plus-size dildo
Masked Man
May 12, 05:27I can’t kill myself on top of a bottomless hoe bitch just to satisfy her.
pinkpanthertb
May 12, 05:28Hian! MM, easy o. Had one too many brushes with a thirsty bottom? 😀
Masked Man
May 12, 05:46Pinky, some insatiable bitches, that are greedy for candy. They want one you keep digging after you’ve even gone limp.
It is not my portion biko.
When no be government work.
pinkpanthertb
May 12, 05:48Hahahahahahahahahaa!!!
Mercury
May 12, 06:06But you signed up for it now! @ masked man. Nobody tie you go drop der.
Masked Man
May 12, 06:08They can even wake you up at midnight and at dawn, to do the do.
You’ll literally crawl outta bed.
Chris
May 12, 06:49This reminds me of a one ‘murderer’ he will be going “harder, harder, harder”
It makes asked the question, are we having sex or we are just phucking?
To me that is not a power bottom, that is a power killer and a back breaker 🙂
When you now have disc slip now who will dial 199, 911 or shey na 999
Pearle
May 12, 05:29LOL…. I can honestly tap into his sentiments, ‘the orijin~nal’ tops are more scarce than fuel these days, that’s if they’re not already endangered, and the inflation of bottoms into the public sector keeps making unripe men assume Top-ship roles, it’s simply disheartening.
pinkpanthertb
May 12, 05:30Hahahahahahaa!!! I don’t even know if we’re now talking about business, politics or sexual orientations.
Chris
May 12, 05:34the male version of Ms Okonji Iweala talking, i like the analysis sha 🙂
President elect should be made aware, if looking for a good Minister
of finance that knows his onions and ‘disks’ ( sudden lisp)
Mercury
May 12, 06:07You’re just a mess….lol
Peak
May 12, 07:17Lmao! @Pearle, abeg are roles now listed on the nigerian exchange. #AskingToKnowMyMarketValue
Max
May 12, 08:26Oh Peak, I know your market value.
But don’t even try making an IPO now, cos I’ll crash your stock.
*evil grin*
pinkpanthertb
May 12, 08:30Hmmm…
Ace
May 12, 05:35Dunno what y’all are talking about #Team Vers on these Muthafreakers!!!
Chris
May 12, 05:38I kinda second this, enjoying the best of both worlds.
Mercury
May 12, 06:08Sigh!!!
JustJames
May 12, 05:38Hello Ace.. Care to join me for a cuppa some time soon?
Chris
May 12, 05:41So JJ is also a member of the tea party:)?
Ace
May 12, 05:42I would never say no to watery offer and by watery I mean… You know the drill (pun intended)
Chris
May 12, 05:53Hmm you’ve lost me?!
JustJames
May 12, 05:40Beht chill o.. Lying there unconscious? I Kent deal.
Dennis Macaulay
May 12, 06:37Ello Bae
Dennis Macaulay
May 12, 06:25This has absalom written ALL over it!
Lol
Tufia
Nero
May 12, 06:48This has being my complain recently. Tops lacking in bedmatics are abound everywhere. Worst is now this new trend of bottoms wanting to fuck bottoms.I am tired! Really what fascinates me about bottoming ain’t just the dick but the dominance. When its not there sex is just quiet. Somebody fix this please
pinkpanthertb
May 12, 07:03LMAO. Nero haf speak. Bottoms are having no chill this morning
D-boy
May 12, 07:28LMAOOO…#FixitJesus
Peak
May 12, 07:40Omg!!! This has gone from being funny to some serious issue.
Mehn I ain’t gon lie all I can see is Dominance! Dominance!! Dominance!!! But u find brothers complaining that it’s not military regime! And how u take charge like its ur father’s house, some complain that its not a pussy and you should be mindful on how u beat it, some go sore after the 1st beat down.
I’m just here blinking here in surprise and wondering where all these protest is coming from. Brothers in the hood need to make up their minds real quick, cos this level of flip flopping is mind numbing.
pinkpanthertb
May 12, 07:43Peak. One word. Diversity.
Not every bottom wants the same things in bed.
Max
May 12, 11:18What do you want @Pinky?
pinkpanthertb
May 13, 04:25@Max, I want communication. Not dominion.
trystham
May 12, 12:51Its all about ATTITUDE. Bang with swags and I swear I won’t know if u r doing slow strokes or ploughing thru.
Chris
May 12, 13:34@trystham, i dont think it is the swag , more like that of the rhythm, you need to have the
rhythm, whether you are top or bottom, with rhythm both parties can go at full throttle
or slow tempo and it would be fun, add the mid tempo to it and it become guilty pleasure.
Sinnex
May 12, 06:54Na wa oooo….
IVANKO
May 12, 08:35Well my sister take heart, is like that dis days, I feel ur pain..
KryxxX
May 12, 09:05Hmmn!
Lying nd pretending over what you r not won’t help matters in any way! U’d just b living a lie! Nd when it comes to doing d do, what now happens if u can’t get erect? Oh puleeesss!
Was chatting with a certain dude one day, a friend shaa. All fair nd twinkish d way DM likes them, dude told me he was Verse but bottomed 4 his last boo cos dude likes being in charge nd I was like ooo……………ok. That kind of “ok” that is laced with enough doubt to knock out a rhino. Next think, this nwokem now opened d mouth he uses in eating Jii mmanu to say that his bi too nd I lost it! Wtf! When last did u have sex with a lady, I asked. Guess his answer biko(dude is 25 oh)…..
15yrs ago!!!!!
Lets just say I check my time when he sends goodmorning now just to b sure.
There is nothing to b ashamed of ABOUT whom u are! IT WOULD SAVE U HEADACHE!
My name is KryxxX, am 6ft.3″, hit the gym, and am a BOTTOM!
Masked Man
May 12, 09:48Advert well received.
Mtcheeeew
KyrxxX
May 12, 09:54Hmmn!
And who the hell was giving an ad?!
I was just trying to pass a point across!
Well stated nd clear!
Masked Man
May 12, 10:36Noted!!!
simba
May 12, 10:46Oh yes.. kryxx is an Angle..
D-boy
May 12, 11:27His bisexuality is not a function of when last he had sex with a woman.
KryxxX
May 12, 11:36He was 10! Oh well! lemme just say he started off early just like most of us! Still can’t wrap my head round it though.
Chris
May 12, 11:48The dice could be thrown the other way still, stop intimacy with dudes for 15yrs and then messing around with women since, i take it that they can still pick the label bisexual? Just checking?
Jeova Sanctus Unus
May 12, 13:11So if one stopped fucking dudes for 15 years, he can’t say he’s gay?? I guess all those adult used-to-be-straight men can’t be gay.
It’s about attraction, not sex. I’ve not had sex with ladies in a very long while because I chose not to. That doesn’t stop my attraction nor make my dick not get erect.
JustJames
May 12, 09:24And to be honest it’s stuff like this that makes me prefer vers dudes.. Bottoms will complain you’re too soft or not dominant or a closet bottom.. Tops will spew rubbish like “you’re the woman”. Versatility is the the way forward for me
Eros
May 12, 09:27Yes oooo!!!! #SwingingBothWaysSinceSodomAndGommorrah
Ace
May 12, 12:33True that! But if you are obviously bottom, please don’t claim vers. Na there wahala go come dey.
Chris
May 12, 13:42Ace you wont kill somebody, looool, shey over this top/ bottom palava?
I dont like e- fighting oh, bring Eros or whoever to the park close to my
end and come and display your mayweather skills
Eros
May 12, 09:25This is the schematics of what being gay in Nigeria really is this days
If you claim top it means you are Verse
If you claim verse it means you are a bottom
If you claim bottom it means you are Madame
#WhenYouRealizeYouAreBeingFuckedByASopranoSister #NoTopsInTheWild #FixItJesus #WeAreTiredOfBeingLiedTo #SayNoToLesbianism
Teflondon
May 12, 10:12Short story..
once upon a time In an Egyptian land.. There was faminine of tops.. So one day. The Queen was passing by fully dressed in a Diamond crested French lace fabric carried by 6 well built And gorgeously looking Rough-necks and heard Ladies protesting.. screaming and chanting WE WANT OUR MASC TOPS BACK!! WE WANT OUR MASC TOPS BACK!!
She stopped and sympathized with the ladies and assures them that one day.. masc tops will flourish in the land again.. One day! No one knows when.. But one day!
**She flips her expensive Remy weave-on backwards**
Rides off into the sunset with her 6 rough necks while the ladies keep on wailing for Masc tops!
THE END.
Masked Man
May 12, 10:35Hian!
French and Egyptian???
I learn new things everyday.
kacee
May 12, 11:15@kryxxx u’re so funny. Its fact is tht in our Nigeria we have many gay guys who are closeted versatile guys but most of them claim to be TOPs, and I’m like #whatthefuck.
D-boy
May 12, 11:31I think we all need to take people for who they claim to be. If its not your cup of tea, keep it moving. People are still coming to terms with their sexuality, y’all want to police what role they should identify as again? O di Egwu!
That being said,versatile dudes are always appreciated. They can categorically tell you what they are better at. And if you are lucky, they are great at both.
Chris
May 12, 11:57Most def, some verse dude are what i termed allrounder. This type of dudes are
brilliant bottoms and fantastic tops, Oh yes! Not only that oh, this wonderful
category of dudes are also well endowed and loaded for back. Yes my eyes
have seen!
trystham
May 12, 16:01BLEEEEEH!!! All this aponle for Versatality? O ma ga o
Chuck
May 12, 17:48So trystham, how many of these dominant tops have you met? What was your experience?
Chris
May 12, 18:38@Trystham, lets give unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, some Vers are phucking good, i sweardown.
trystham
May 12, 19:34Pain. Pleasure. *shrugs* Basically what bottoms feel. You don’t expect me to start reeling my bed-mates list on a family forum like this. Nwa m, I still like as some OTHER ppl have the ‘Whore of the Season’ award.
Oh!!! Are they? I need ‘a top to my bottom’ not ‘to just top my bottom’. Bananas, Carrots,Cucumbers n Dildos wud do nicely if I wanted to.
OAN Its ‘versatility’. Knew sumtin was wrong with that word
Chuck
May 12, 12:17The “Orijinal” tops are all fucking proper women with boobs and vaginas. You can always transition.
Chris
May 12, 13:46which one be proper women:)? are you discriminsting against transexuals and tranvestite?
Before you say anything, may i remind you that some trannys now have designed vagina.
Oya am listening….
Chuck
May 12, 15:26There is a difference between transsexuals and transvestites. Transvestites dress up as women, and could still be sexually attracted to women. Transsexuals are in the middle of transitioning and have mixed organs.
You’ve missed my point. Just as the OP(Original Poster/Writer) wants tops a certain way, the kind of men who are like that are probably straight and don’t want gay men or gay bottoms.
Chris
May 12, 18:33Yes i took notice of breakdown of nuances of transvetism and that of being a transsexual.
On behalf of those that are not aware of this info i say much appreciated. Personally i see
them both around from time to time. I slightly rephrase my question/point about what do you
make of a dude that is sexually attracted to a transsexual? Hence i referred to some transsexual
as complete woman with designed vagina and no i didnt miss the point bro, , not at all.
Chuck
May 12, 19:03If a dude likes transsexuals, good for him. Sounds like a chaser though, which is a fetish and doesn’t respect the individuals. Another example of that kind of fetish is white men who want black tops with big dicks – they don’t care about any other aspect of the top’s personality.
kacee
May 12, 12:19My eyes @chris,lol u’re a lucky guy. I’m just sooo unlucky to meet guys like that #uhmmmm
Chris
May 12, 13:49Kaycee , whst is your spec then? you a verse dude? dudes like that abound all over
from Owerri to Oyo, haba!
Ace
May 12, 12:37If you claim you are a top and your top game ain’t on fleek, Oga I go flip you over. Enough said!
Chris
May 12, 13:51……the only thing that you would be flipping over is hamburger, enuf said( just playing)
Sinnex
May 12, 13:36I am confused, Did I just read that if you haven’t had sex with a woman then you can’t be Bi…like seriously? As in, are you guys for real? What makes me Bi? I have not had sex with a guy before-well not technically. So, what am I? I remember someone asking me how I knew I was gay when I had not had sex with a guy. I am surprised that someone or some people who are supposed to know better would be asking me the same thing on this blog.
I have neither had sex with a guy nor with a girl, So what am I?
#question4dgods
D-boy
May 12, 14:52LMAOO….Asexual till further notice #mbok
trystham
May 12, 15:59A POPE???
Lanre S
May 12, 20:13Sinnex…you are a Vagin.
Sinnex
May 12, 20:48So?
What about when I tell people that I am verse, then they ask me how I was certain when I had never had sex before.
OAN; seems you guys did not get the memo…I am technically no longer a virgin. And I have this to say, sex is OVERRATED. I have now done everything and still don’t like anything, except maybe being given BJ.
What do call someone who prefers fantasies to the real deal?
pinkpanthertb
May 13, 03:58You have now done ‘Everything’? 🙂 Care to elaborate? Or better still, write about it? We could caption it ‘The Disvirginization of a Nigerian Gay Man.’ 😀
Sinnex
May 13, 03:07Na wa oooo….I will explain when the time is right.
Chris
May 13, 05:00Sex is never overrated when done with the right person.
Pp, i can see your systematic way of catching on aprokoism.
You want to hear how the sex went down for Sinnex 🙂
pinkpanthertb
May 13, 05:03Hahahaahaahaaa. Yes nau. Hian! The guy’s virgin status is legendary around here.
OAN: Chris, do check your mail.
Chris
May 13, 05:48ok , i will check my mail, i dont often, bad habit 🙂
Sinnex
May 13, 06:24Maybe you guys are right sha. The truth is that I am not attracted to any of the guys I have been meeting, while the guys I am attracted to are guys around me and they are straight.
Anyway, it seems like a lot of people were waiting for me to do it because I almost got raped the day after….in my house!!!
pinkpanthertb
May 13, 06:28My my my. 😀
pinkpanthertb
May 13, 03:58Amen to keredim. Preach, my dearest brother. Preach.
Oluwadamilare Okoro
May 13, 18:07Just got around to catching up on this post …. hahahahahahaha!
@Sinnex dearest ,,, we are all salivating to hear this ‘disvirginization’ drama … that wen ahead to almost include RAPE.