Fuckernizer anyone?

Fuckernizer anyone?

So Dennis Macaulay was minding his business, looking to have his car serviced, and the gods of thirst decided to send his way a mechanic whose behind is what you see below.1. kd 31. kd 4

Does this not beg for services on parts that don’t belong to a car, hmm?

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  1. Rapu'm
    September 27, 05:46 Reply

    Serious? That’s Dennis’ guy? This is so unfair; that guy should be a top! *sniffles, cries, weeps*

      • Lanre Swagg
        September 28, 13:41 Reply

        Great minds think alike? I caught an artisan nekkid just like that, and I took pictures too. I’m sending the fotos to pinky 2moro. . .

  2. Lothario
    September 27, 05:56 Reply

    Lol! Rapu’m you obviously didn’t read the caption before or after the pictures….. Smh!

    How did you conclude this was Dennis’ guy?

    • Lothario
      September 27, 05:58 Reply

      Lol….yeah! Slim legs, but you can see the yansh is impressive.

  3. Lothario
    September 27, 05:57 Reply

    In other news….NICE CAKES *drooling *

    • pinkpanthertb
      September 27, 05:58 Reply

      Aswear. That crack right there is one heck of a tease.

  4. Deola
    September 27, 06:04 Reply

    The thirst is real oOOOO. Just look at that bod. Even the greek gods would stop and pay attention tonthis specimen.

  5. Rapu'm
    September 27, 06:19 Reply

    Oh. Okay. *Wipes tears* But he could be straight, which is even worse. *starts weeping afresh*

  6. Micky
    September 27, 06:26 Reply

    Damn!!! My “car” is in serious need of some servicing. Erm, Dennis dear, can I have his workshop addy??

      • Mr Bassey
        September 27, 14:51 Reply

        No way!!!!,that’s where I am right now…..those waist dimples….. That’s my cryptonite…..lawd.

      • tikky20
        September 28, 12:01 Reply

        I thought as much when I saw the foto. Looked like somewhere I know and my guess was right. That guy is one helluva sexy brute…hmm *just passing tho*

  7. simba
    September 27, 06:36 Reply

    Dennis, Dennis.. did u get ur car serviced? Atleast did u get a number… tht guy may need some anti perspirant,too. ..

    • Metrosexual
      September 27, 07:11 Reply

      Hahaha……….. I can only imagine the brainwave damage that could be caused by the BO

  8. September 27, 06:37 Reply

    In other news, is Chizze dead?

      • Metrosexual
        September 27, 07:06 Reply

        Hating a hater doesn’t make u any cooler than the hater…. Where’s your chill, babe..?

        • pinkpanthertb
          September 27, 07:08 Reply

          Metrosexual, I didn’t hate. I don’t have time for that shii. I simply can’t be bothered. Find your chill too.

      • chestnut
        September 27, 07:42 Reply

        Oh Pinky,for shame! Be nice! Hehehe…(I miss my Chizzie tho *sad face*)

  9. syickysly
    September 27, 06:46 Reply


    Look @ d waist; look @ d crack!

  10. Metrosexual
    September 27, 07:07 Reply

    For a mechanic, he’s really got a nice physique…

  11. enKayced
    September 27, 07:11 Reply

    To whom it may concern,
    Dear Dennis, I really need a car and would love your recommendations for a very good mechanic who knows how to work a car.
    I would love for him to accompany me on a test drive.
    Phone and house number are requirements.
    Yours SINcerely,

  12. #TeamKizito
    September 27, 07:25 Reply

    And Dennis took this picture of the guy’s back-view when the he was putting on his shirt.. Hmm. Hmm. Nice photograph.

  13. lluvmua
    September 27, 07:41 Reply

    Lol @ dennis. Really fuckernizer!! Lolz! Dennis mycakes re berra oooo *winks* check ur dms!

  14. chestnut
    September 27, 07:48 Reply

    I wouldn’t have thot this mechanic would be Dennis’s type tho; he once mentioned that he prefers bodies that are a bit “girly” (or something like that…)

    • Dennis Macauley
      September 27, 08:02 Reply

      Ehn! But look at those cakes na! Talk about chocolate cup cakes!

  15. Dennis Macauley
    September 27, 08:05 Reply

    First of all, I know I am a horrible horrible person for taking a photo of a guy’s behind when he wasn’t watching.

    I went to change my brake pads innocently ooo when I saw this. Imagine when the guy squatted to work on the tyres and the shorts went really low, you can almost see the parting of the red sea! LOL

    For some reason I was lingering around the car too much instead of sitting where other customers were sitting.

    Yes I am going to hell

    Thankyou very Much

    I still beta pass King
    *zooms off*

    • Colossus
      September 27, 08:16 Reply

      I feel you.
      You get to linger around your car like its in the hospical ICU, all the while peeking at those man cakes

    • chestnut
      September 27, 10:08 Reply

      Dennis u’re messy for taking this poor guy’s pix without his cosent! Invasion of privacy! Just when all our hollywood celebs are crying that their nude pics were leaked on something called “iCloud”.This is d kinda stuff d FBI picks ppl up for.lol…ur bicycle awaits u! Hahaha

    • king
      September 27, 10:30 Reply

      Hmmm I know my dear now didn’t I say mechanics were my thing!!!! Oh Dennis pray where in PH is this……”#packingabagtins

  16. Colossus
    September 27, 08:14 Reply

    God in heaven!!!!! Sheribaba sherimama hum hun. That’s right, this can make a man go all sorts of religious Cray Cray.
    I swear my mechanic is like that, fixes my car wearing a tight Jean that’s fighting to contain his cakes.

  17. Dominic
    September 27, 08:33 Reply

    Not bubbly. Team #bubblebutt. *cat walks away*

  18. enigmous
    September 27, 10:11 Reply

    Kinggggg…seriously you will enjoy my cakes more, buh nigga got himself some good cakes tho

    • king
      September 27, 10:35 Reply

      Enigma luv I know but as I have said Mrs King is watching us all so!!! My schlong only nods yes yes but the Oga knows berra…..hmmm but those cakes….sigh!!!!

  19. Brian Collins
    September 27, 15:24 Reply

    My generator guy is totally like that. Good looking and buff. With nice guns and cakes. All i can think of right now is both of us going at it missionary style with my legs around his waist and then i grab those cakes to pull him in for a fuller feel. Hottttttttttttttttttt.
    Erm Dennis is his workshop close to Sasun roundabout? I might be in the mood for
    a stroll when i return to PH.

    • king
      September 27, 19:07 Reply

      Hmmmm MRS KING!!! What a nice ring to it!!

  20. Kuzaku
    September 27, 23:19 Reply

    Well… One word: Speechless.

    My first comment.

    • Absalom
      September 28, 05:01 Reply

      Abeg this kind name wey wan sound like Bazooka, is everything all right?


      • Bookie
        September 29, 17:03 Reply

        I have been a silent reader. Realy love the job you do here keep it up

  21. Chris
    January 30, 01:48 Reply

    A good excuse to drive to Ph and drive to this “fulknizer” garage with a car complaint of mine with emphsis laid on the axis of the tyres(all of them)

  22. DumDum
    March 09, 21:19 Reply

    Oh,That bod!
    The visit to Odili rd is long overdue.

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