The Happenings
Fuckernizer anyone?
So Dennis Macaulay was minding his business, looking to have his car serviced, and the gods of thirst decided to send his way a mechanic whose behind is what you see below.

Does this not beg for services on parts that don’t belong to a car, hmm?
A good excuse to drive to Ph and drive to this “fulknizer” garage with a car complaint of mine with emphsis laid on the axis of the tyres(all of them)
Serious? That’s Dennis’ guy? This is so unfair; that guy should be a top! *sniffles, cries, weeps*
Lmao. Chris, you ho!
No, no, no o. That’s not Mrs. Macaulay o. lol
Lol….yeah! Slim legs, but you can see the yansh is impressive.
Aswear. That crack right there is one heck of a tease.
Abeg this kind name wey wan sound like Bazooka, is everything all right?
#WelcomeKuzaku
Do we care?
GBOZAA!
Hahaha!
Hating a hater doesn’t make u any cooler than the hater…. Where’s your chill, babe..?
Metrosexual, I didn’t hate. I don’t have time for that shii. I simply can’t be bothered. Find your chill too.
Hahaha……….. I can only imagine the brainwave damage that could be caused by the BO
Oh Pinky,for shame! Be nice! Hehehe…(I miss my Chizzie tho *sad face*)
*trying hard not to gag* 🙂
LOL! Workshop is on Peter Odili Road! Portharcourt
LOL!
Sorry! Tins have been cray!
Would respond ASAP
Ehn! But look at those cakes na! Talk about chocolate cup cakes!
Shots fired
I feel you.
You get to linger around your car like its in the hospical ICU, all the while peeking at those man cakes
Dennis u’re messy for taking this poor guy’s pix without his cosent! Invasion of privacy! Just when all our hollywood celebs are crying that their nude pics were leaked on something called “iCloud”.This is d kinda stuff d FBI picks ppl up for.lol…ur bicycle awaits u! Hahaha
Hmmm I know my dear now didn’t I say mechanics were my thing!!!! Oh Dennis pray where in PH is this……”#packingabagtins
Enigma luv I know but as I have said Mrs King is watching us all so!!! My schlong only nods yes yes but the Oga knows berra…..hmmm but those cakes….sigh!!!!
Mrs King!
Pray show yourself
LOL
Dennis. Lmao!
I thought as much when I saw the foto. Looked like somewhere I know and my guess was right. That guy is one helluva sexy brute…hmm *just passing tho*
Lol….Mrs. King is right there….I’m surprised no one has figured it out yet
Great minds think alike? I caught an artisan nekkid just like that, and I took pictures too. I’m sending the fotos to pinky 2moro. . .
By all means… 😀
No way!!!!,that’s where I am right now…..those waist dimples….. That’s my cryptonite…..lawd.
Lol!
So, DM, you make out time to respnd to Dms?
Hehehee!!! Poor Dennis.
I have been a silent reader. Realy love the job you do here keep it up
Hmmmm MRS KING!!! What a nice ring to it!!
Welcome Kuzaku
Lol! Rapu’m you obviously didn’t read the caption before or after the pictures….. Smh!
How did you conclude this was Dennis’ guy?
Johnny Bravo
In other news….NICE CAKES *drooling *
The thirst is real oOOOO. Just look at that bod. Even the greek gods would stop and pay attention tonthis specimen.
Oh. Okay. *Wipes tears* But he could be straight, which is even worse. *starts weeping afresh*
Damn!!! My “car” is in serious need of some servicing. Erm, Dennis dear, can I have his workshop addy??
Dennis, Dennis.. did u get ur car serviced? Atleast did u get a number… tht guy may need some anti perspirant,too. ..
In other news, is Chizze dead?
Mehn!
Look @ d waist; look @ d crack!
For a mechanic, he’s really got a nice physique…
To whom it may concern,
Dear Dennis, I really need a car and would love your recommendations for a very good mechanic who knows how to work a car.
I would love for him to accompany me on a test drive.
Phone and house number are requirements.
Yours SINcerely,
enKayced.
And Dennis took this picture of the guy’s back-view when the he was putting on his shirt.. Hmm. Hmm. Nice photograph.
Lol @ dennis. Really fuckernizer!! Lolz! Dennis mycakes re berra oooo *winks* check ur dms!
I wouldn’t have thot this mechanic would be Dennis’s type tho; he once mentioned that he prefers bodies that are a bit “girly” (or something like that…)
First of all, I know I am a horrible horrible person for taking a photo of a guy’s behind when he wasn’t watching.
I went to change my brake pads innocently ooo when I saw this. Imagine when the guy squatted to work on the tyres and the shorts went really low, you can almost see the parting of the red sea! LOL
For some reason I was lingering around the car too much instead of sitting where other customers were sitting.
Yes I am going to hell
Thankyou very Much
I still beta pass King
*zooms off*
God in heaven!!!!! Sheribaba sherimama hum hun. That’s right, this can make a man go all sorts of religious Cray Cray.
I swear my mechanic is like that, fixes my car wearing a tight Jean that’s fighting to contain his cakes.
LOL…..!!! Parting of the red sea…..
Not bubbly. Team #bubblebutt. *cat walks away*
Lmao.
Kinggggg…seriously you will enjoy my cakes more, buh nigga got himself some good cakes tho
My generator guy is totally like that. Good looking and buff. With nice guns and cakes. All i can think of right now is both of us going at it missionary style with my legs around his waist and then i grab those cakes to pull him in for a fuller feel. Hottttttttttttttttttt.
Erm Dennis is his workshop close to Sasun roundabout? I might be in the mood for
a stroll when i return to PH.
Well… One word: Speechless.
My first comment.