Idris Elba’s weapon of…well, something destruction… Or not?
Is that photoshop? Or a trick of lighting? Or an un-smoothened fabric of his boxers?
Or is that really him?
The British-born actor, pictured above, was working on the set of his new film, A Hundred Streets in London, on a street in London recently. I have to ask again – is he wearing a prop or is THAT his junk? #LawdHaveMercy! 
And just when my heart was starting to go a-flutter over just what da heck is in Idris Elba’s pants, he goes and tweets this: “The good news is i got a shitload of followers. The bad news is, that is a mic wire. #egowentintospaceshipmodethough”
Damn! And I’m not the only one who’s not happy here. Check out tweets from other fans of his below.
LMAO! A guy can also dream, my dear. 🙂
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therealsalte
August 10, 05:23Its kporo joor not wire. He can deceive u but not me cos we’ve fucked when he came to shoot in SA. Lolz. #Dreams.
pinkpanthertb
August 10, 05:24LMAO! Oh Salte. Are you awake yet?
lluvmua
August 10, 05:51Hmmmmm learned something new today *mic wires now go tru trousers and are usually located near the D region”. A bright student I sure am!!! *whew* lol that’s massive joor
lluvmua
August 10, 05:54@ aunty pinkie there is God in all these kporo u re sharing this early sunday morning oooo *adjusts trousers while sitting on the choir stand*
pinkpanthertb
August 10, 05:58Comon focus on that hymnal and sing your soprano. lol
earl
August 10, 06:27Y can’t y’all believe that its mic wire.. He even tweeted that it was a microphone wire… ( ˘˘̯) (˘^˘) (˘̯˘ )
therealsalte
August 10, 19:27I yawn in hausa german:huuuuuuuuuaaaaah!!!!
Legalkoboko
August 10, 06:28Bia miss Pinky, you don start again oo.
To think that my phone biped this early (holy) Sunday morning, I checked it out and, ehem!
You are supposed to be reading and posting the Gospel according to St Luke, not St Kporo!
By the way, I’m totally back from my cyber hibernation. **yarns**
xpressivejboy
August 10, 12:02LegalK…, I would love to have some strokes of that you K…hope you wouldn’t mind.
Legalkoboko
August 10, 13:54Expressivejboy, not at all.
Would you like me to have you gaged and handcuffed also?
pinkpanthertb
August 10, 14:17*watching with rapt interest from the sidelines*
xpressivejboy
August 10, 14:28With all pleasure, Legal.
Ask Aunt Pinkie for my contact or grant me the permission to ask for yours…me mean every word.
Legalkoboko
August 10, 16:41Hm!
Pinky come out of that sideline and tell me how one can discreetly exchange pin numbers here?
Why is this happening just when I recently ran out of good quality lubricants?
Lol.
xpressivejboy
August 10, 19:00Pinkie Dearie, we’re awaiting your swift response and/or action.
Legal K…, I’ll bring mine along.
KingBey
August 15, 05:11You can use vegetable oil or better still, olive oil…..lwkm !
Legalkoboko
August 15, 05:51hahahaha!
KingBey, the connoisseur of the art of ass lubrication. Lol!!
xpressivejboy
August 15, 06:50Legal, good morning, been a while…trust you’re good.
trystham
August 10, 06:35First it was that face cum load. Now THIS…something smells fishy
Kachi
August 10, 07:57Come on guys! You can’t actually believe he’d have a hard-on while shooting something that serious. And more over,that shit’s too long for a meatloaf
chestnut
August 10, 08:34Too long? Wait…u haven’t seen longer? Really?
chestnut
August 10, 08:32“Mic wire”? C’mon Idris boo,quit lying! How can u even say that with a straight face? I can see EVERYTHING: balls, shaft,head…lol.
trystham
August 10, 09:00You can see balls??? Ahan!!! Fear God u dis man
victor
August 10, 09:56E get as this pic dey do me for body oh
Lothario
August 10, 12:53Lol! No one will let this one go that easy…it is a mic wire, oya everybody face your front
Dennis Macauley
August 10, 13:32*sprinkles holy water all around the room* too much sluttiness in this place! *pours olive oil on pinkie*
Aproko Pikin
August 10, 13:49OMG Dennis U got me ROTF, which one com be holy water and anointing oil inside this one biko?
FYI I heard he’s actually that big o! *no ask me who tell me tho* and he was once photographed leaving a gay bar I think sometime last year. Me I wan do sha if he gimme chop, then I clean mouth and pretend like nothing happen! *shifts bra*
pinkpanthertb
August 10, 14:03*Hallelujah chorus swelling in the background*
Dennis Macauley
August 10, 15:15Spoilt shildren! Pinky? So much for Prim and Proper
Legalkoboko
August 10, 17:02Dennis please behave ya sef.
You mean you poured olive oil on dear miss Pinky in public? You want to do the other one with her abi? Be kiaful oo.
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