24 Reasons Why The Magic Mike XXL Guys Are A Blessing From Heaven

24 Reasons Why The Magic Mike XXL Guys Are A Blessing From Heaven

Ahead of the July 1 release of Magic Mike XXL, Warner Bros. has unleashed a massive batch of promo photos featuring all your favorite fake male strippers and some you haven’t even met yet.

Here are some of the good ones (aka the ones with exposed nipples, shoulders or winning smiles), but you can find the rest here.Magic Mike XXL 2Magic Mike XXL 10Magic Mike XXL 1Magic Mike XXL 4Magic Mike XXL 5Magic Mike XXL 6Magic Mike XXL 7Magic Mike XXL 8Magic Mike XXL 9Magic Mike XXL 11Magic Mike XXL 12Magic Mike XXL 13Magic Mike XXL 14Magic Mike XXL 16Magic Mike XXL 25Magic Mike XXL 15Magic Mike XXL 17Magic Mike XXL 18Magic Mike XXL 19Magic Mike XXL 20Magic Mike XXL 21Magic Mike XXL 22Magic Mike XXL 23Magic Mike XXL 24Don’t you just want to be the one Channing Tatum is grinding up against like that? 😀

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  1. #TeamKizito
    June 23, 05:42 Reply

    Aww, ‘lookie Childish Gambino.. 🙂

    Cute. Cute.

  2. chestnut
    June 23, 06:18 Reply

    Ah Channing…my sweet, sweet channing. In my next life,I wanne be ur favourite pair of jeans…*floats away dreamily*

  3. sinnex
    June 23, 06:27 Reply

    Stupid film…would go for all parts of American Pie again than to watch such this film. The first part was horrible.

  4. kacee
    June 23, 06:27 Reply

    My love matty, ooooooh oo oo*whispering to pp who’s that hot black guy with the black hat*

  5. Diablo
    June 23, 07:00 Reply

    Looks like a behind the scene glance of a gay gang bang flick

  6. Queen Blue Fox
    June 23, 07:02 Reply

    I’m almost certain the directors of this movie woke up one morning and were like, “hey let’s give our viewers a hardon, yes throw in a lot of shirtless studs oh and yes make sure they are very sexy* #drops mic n keeps walking with words see no evil, think no evil repeating itself in my head#

    • pinkpanthertb
      June 23, 07:52 Reply

      Hahahahahahaa!!! And yet you have peeked enough to know that the directors threw a bunch of shirtless studs together to make a film? My dear, you have seen and thought plenty evil.

  7. Virgin Morgana
    June 23, 07:39 Reply

    Jarch, where art thou? Your recipe is served sire. *Twerks to the door post*

    • sinnex
      June 23, 07:56 Reply

      At first it was ‘Virgin Jane’ now it is ‘Virgin Morgana’, I wonder who the latest Virgin would be…maybe ‘Virgin Yetunde’ or ‘Virgin Temilade’.

      Anyway, lemme continue sipping my tea while waiting for a certain somebody to reblog this post.

    • JArch
      June 23, 10:18 Reply

      Morgana you have no idea how happy i am this morning with this post

      I think am carrying Matt Bomer’s twins already *pats baby bump*

  8. pinkpanthertb
    June 23, 07:50 Reply

    LMAO! Don’t listen to him. If it didn’t make any money, no studio will listen to him.

  9. Mitch
    June 23, 09:32 Reply

    Honestly, I never got the point of this movie. If I wanted to ogle cakes and cucumbers, I could bloody well do that. However, do not expect me to waste my time watching this piece of poorly made up crap. When I want a movie, I wanna see something real, fictional, sci-fi, anything! Not some crazy ass, half naked men who’ll serve nothing better than getting me all riled up for nothing.

  10. JArch
    June 23, 10:16 Reply

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Joe Manganiello magnificent ass grabbing of that lucky guy in the first pic…. Lawd have mercy *faints*

    Matt Bomer just got me preggers with those gorgeous eyes of his.

  11. Tobi
    June 25, 08:10 Reply

    *bored and unimpressed*

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