Man Crush Friday: Mr Ideal Nigeria Contestants In Swimwear
A KDian, whose overwhelming thirst won’t let him speak his name (lol), takes the cake (and the D) on the man crush issue. He didn’t pick one or two or three. He picked an entire galleon of men. Straight people call it polygamy or polyandry. Whatever shall we call it in the gaybourhood? Lol
Check on the pictures of his thirst below.
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kendigin
April 10, 05:14Pls i’ve been up since 4am waiting for post update. Glad its not dissappointing.
Chai! This hotties ne gbu mmadu! Lol
#grabs vaseline#
pinkpanthertb
April 10, 05:16*covers face* No nau! Ken! This early morning? lol
ScarFace
April 10, 05:14Error 404: Crush worthy dude not found *rolling back under the quilt*
pinkpanthertb
April 10, 05:16There better not be. lol.
Max
April 10, 05:57Are you kidding me? @Scarface..
ScarFace
April 10, 07:26No i’m not. Just loads of average looking dudes in kinda good shape and underwears. *yawning*
Heiress
April 10, 05:24The guys in white briefs kinda look like they are wearing granny panties argh next!!
pinkpanthertb
April 10, 05:28Er, there are lots of them in white briefs, Heiress. 🙂
Heiress
April 10, 05:40Ermm yes hun. They should have worn sexy David beckham like briefs for more sex appeal! Note to my crush @ Dennis if you wear granny whitey panties, my crush for you will dissipate lol
pinkpanthertb
April 10, 05:42Hahahahahahahahahaa!!! Such threat.
Dennis Macaulay
April 10, 05:42@heiress
Point taken! However I dont wear underwear, so am I still safe under your crush radar?
Dennis Macaulay
April 10, 06:53Can I join you in bed? Commando?
Ueze
April 10, 05:32Ewww.
pinkpanthertb
April 10, 05:40Ewww?
Dennis Macaulay
April 10, 05:37Let me shut up and waka pass before I am stoned
pinkpanthertb
April 10, 05:41So you don’t even spot your kind here? Not even the fifth picture, third from the left? 😀
Dennis Macaulay
April 10, 05:44All I see is muscle and granny pants
***goes back to playing korede bello***
Max
April 10, 05:58“Playing korede Bello”.. Continue.
Twinks are gonna be the end of you.
yours_truly
April 10, 05:59Or the second picture 1st from the left..lol
paul
April 10, 07:19How many of them do u know?
mike daemon
April 10, 05:54I donot understand any of them@all.. So unsexy hahahaha! *starts to record nostrings ep..*
bobby
April 10, 05:54Pinky uve crashed my gaydar…kept on beeping and beeping nownits just “beèèeèeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeèeeeeeeèeeeepppppiiiiinnnnnggggg” non stop!
pinkpanthertb
April 10, 05:56Hahahahahahahaa…
Dennis Macaulay
April 10, 05:56***dials Olivia Pope***
Fix his gaydar
pinkpanthertb
April 10, 05:58No. It’s Jesus Who needs to fix this. *fleeing before the Christian brethren will descend on me*
Max
April 10, 05:59Those Brethrens luh their Jesus… Take a shield along while setting off
pinkpanthertb
April 10, 06:01Hahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!! *hoisting up a shield*
Ringlana
April 10, 05:55Too. Early. For. This ,but am still scrolling down.#scratchingballs.
Dennis Macaulay
April 10, 05:57Max dont let the devil use you
pinkpanthertb
April 10, 05:57Max, down boy! LOL! Don’t be getting any drool on that your pristine Friday suit.
Max
April 10, 06:02Just came out of the restroom after sobbing for a few minutes.. I’ll be fine dear..
pinkpanthertb
April 10, 06:05ROTFLMAO!!!!
Mitch
April 10, 06:12Hoe alert! I don’t wanna get the thirst up. I’ve barely managed it this past 4 months
Gerald
April 10, 06:35Charming……… .. I go with the third guy on the first picture! !
Sinnex
April 10, 06:41Back view pictures, please.
paul
April 10, 06:51Abuja,Akwa ibom, Rivers and zamfara r cool!
D rest na only dem waka come o
Bcos na only dem go waka go.
I won’t even yab anyone cos I dnt hv half of dia body!
Absalom
April 10, 07:13Mr. Ekiti is catwalking and awwn, she has a cute Beyoncé patch on the side of her head. You go gurrrl!
Mr. Katsina is doing: Change your style…another one…be like that! (lmao).
Mr. Abuja (1st row) and Mr. Enugu (8th row) – yes, please.
Dennis Macaulay
April 10, 07:22All this you deduced just from photos!
Oh chimo
Sinnex
April 10, 07:46If I am not mistaking, they are all cat walking
Absalom
April 10, 08:22Dennis, before! If you have a video of those two men please upload it to BoyfriendTV and send me the link. 😛
Sinnex, some of them their hips are literally sinking to the floor! Their catwalk instructor probably specialises only in teaching female models.
Mr. Benue’s crotch just knocked me unconscious. (last row) *dead*
trystham
April 10, 22:46Toh!!! I thot I saw that only.
Biko, the last dude, on the right, 1st set of pictures…why is he like that?
And that Wriggly Welma…’she’ go shake nyash to blind judges
Ace
April 10, 07:31Please pinky if you think this is eye candy maybe you’ve not seen the recent pic uploaded by David McIntosh earlier today. Cakes on full display! The ass! The body! These guys try but my eyes are on things above.
pinkpanthertb
April 10, 08:04On instagram? *racing off*
Ace
April 10, 08:41Yes. I have even screen grabbed it. That ass is life!
Max
April 10, 10:30Seen it too..*_faints
Pearle
April 10, 07:41My sentiment exactly @Paul, most of us here are constantly on a 10/10 gulder ultimate search in men when we aren’t even on a scale ourselves. For Nigerians living in Nigeria, plagued with incessant bombings, kidnappings, corruption, short (man-devil) syndrome, uninhabitable weather and all, these guys are HOT biko, enough said…..
Pete
April 10, 08:37Are you sure it’s Nigeria you are describing?
hisroyalsexiness
April 10, 07:51Some contestants have fallen breasts… Tripping for none!!! They’ve gotta work harder to make that impression!!!
Dennis Macaulay
April 10, 08:01#SuckingBelleMakeShirtFine
Teflondon
April 10, 08:16Good looking guys…
Mr Ekiti should have won tho.. IMO
He got it all.. But what do I know.
Teflondon
April 10, 08:25So I had 3 guys (Frnd’s) that contested and none of them won. Lol Na wa o
Whoever won must have some serious “work” to earn that crown. Lol
Mr Twiitch ndo
JustJames
April 10, 08:53After the first three it was mostly fine faces and not not so great bodies and vice versa. Most of these people shouldn’t even be on the runway in my opinion with their chests that want to look like man boobs.
Ruby
April 10, 09:12Is it ♍e̶̲̥̅̊ or do I see some akpans in the mix.
Especially one dreadlocked akpan
Verified
April 10, 12:22Akwa Ibom and Abuja are really hot…
Andrevn
April 10, 12:42oh my!
*swoons*
Anyways i can see a Buff Bridgetta and an amphed pygmy.
Most of them are trying so hard to exude even just a wisp of sex appeal.
But mehn,did you guys see those two Greek gods flanking the left and right sides of pix one and two respectively? *swoons again*
Brian Collins
April 10, 13:39That Mr Kwara looks like a zombified version of Hakeem from Empire. And what is up with that Mr Benue? They had to use a pen to write on his sach?
Gimme Akwa-ibom and Abuj…. any day.
Dennis, so many akpans to choose from.
Dennis: Washing Akpan
Akpan: Oga
Dennis: Tell yam pounding Akpan that i need him in the kitchen right now.
Akpan: jes Oga.
JArch
April 10, 14:47ROTLMAO Brian you’re a mess for this
wazzosgrotto
April 10, 15:40If this is the best Nigeria has to offer then I’m going to start import/export of men for you guys. #Jesu #Error #Message
Max
April 10, 21:26Ok I didn’t take my time to look at this properly in the morning.. Maybe 5 guys tops are good looking here.. I’ll learn to ignore the little head in the morning while reading posts like this and listen to the big head instead..
pinkpanthertb
April 11, 00:14Hehehehee. But the little head talks so much sense.
Lothario
April 11, 06:46Jeez! I just realized I know about 5 of the contestants….. Ok, enough said!
Khal
April 11, 23:31Broda! Which ones abeg?
They might just be my spec! Hep a broda out naa… *winks*