Man Crush Monday: Boris Kodjoe
I’ve always fancied Boris Kodjoe to be a thoroughly beautiful man. This certainly wasn’t helped by the movie Addicted, where he showed some skin and some lovemaking expertise. *sigh* What I’d give to have him act a gay role and for me to be his love interest, lol.
But today, he’s not for me. Andrevn is the KDian who owns this man crush. And you know Andrevn has lyrics, right up there with the likes of Vhar. So when I asked him why he found Boris Kodjoe desirable, here’s what he said:
‘He is tall and foiiiiiiinnnne, with that jaw-line that was probably sculptured by Poseidon literally using thunderbolts for chisel under the supervision of Zeus himself. Those full, strawberried lips which caters to all my wildest fantasies… Those black-brown eyes with razor-sharp gaze that seems to rape me of my very essences all the time… And did I mention he’s a pappy-water like me, born of the star of Pisces… He is my Prince of Atlantis.’
It’s not a small thing o. These two, Boris and Andrevn, are sure destined for each other. Nicole Ari Parker, take note, park your shit from your matrimonial home, and make way for your husband’s one true love. 😀
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41 Comments
Fitzgerald
June 15, 04:53He’s a fine man, but I’ll still prefer my soon-to-be husband Jessie T. Usher anytime, any day.
pinkpanthertb
June 15, 04:54Fitz, on a side note, I’m still waiting on you and the update o.
#TeamKizito
June 15, 05:09Hmmm.
(Strawberried lips?)
Mitch
June 15, 05:11Andrevn, I like you. I really, really do. So I’ll desist (for now) from giving you an acid bath and just make do with a warning.
Stay away from Boris! Nigga’s mine and mine alone. Oh and, if you even dream about him, or think about thinking about him, lemme make it clear that I have a team of powerful babalawos from all states in the Niger Delta, alongside an Ijebu witch doctor working for me. So, stay clear!
pinkpanthertb
June 15, 05:13Well, hon, Andrevn handed him in as a man crush first. You’d have to remain the side chick in this situation. 🙂
Dennis Macaulay
June 15, 05:35Side chicks are winning ooo! Just ask a certain Radio/TV girl
Mitch
June 15, 06:17Side chick or not, I haff talk my own! Andrevn, you know juju is the way forward nowadays so better steer clear of my man
Peak
June 15, 05:14Finally!
Ace
June 15, 05:18Fine man! And that “Addicted” movie? God! The director was literally torturing me with eye candy and sex scenes.
Max
June 15, 05:23take me now…
pinkpanthertb
June 15, 05:40Wait, who’s this and what have you done with Pious Max?
Dennis Macaulay
June 15, 05:34#KoredeIsStillBae
#OkBye
posh6666
June 15, 10:22U pedophile lmaoooo
#TeamKizito
June 15, 05:54He’s carrying a snake (python joe) btw his fine legs…
Mitch
June 15, 06:20Uhmm, you wanna go blind honey?
I can promise you that if you don’t take your roving eyes off ma man’s pleasure tool.
#TeamKizito
June 15, 06:38But why are you making stew for someone else’s white rice, eh Mitch? ••
trystham
June 15, 07:49Bwahahahaha!!! I haf hear dis one today. E don enter my vocab from now, henceforth.
Oluwadamilare Okoro
June 15, 06:03What a sexy man… I have always maintained that I am spec-less.
But is it just me or did PP deliberately put a HOT man in our faces trying to make us forget what Monday morning post we are expecting?
#TeamBringBackLASITC
Dennis Macaulay
June 15, 06:18I second that
**carries Billboard**
Bring back Declan and his gang
Mitch
June 15, 06:24God bless you for this reminder, Dami! Just show me where to kiss.
Pinky, #BringBackLASITC!
sinnex
June 15, 06:32He is okay sha…
ronniephoenix
June 15, 06:57Reblogged this on ronniephoenix's Blog.
kacee
June 15, 07:40He is fine but not like my man Dwyane Wade *blushing*
pinkpanthertb
June 15, 07:44All of you guys that are chooking eye inside Hollywood women’s husbands… Hmm, a TV series should be written for you.
JArch
June 15, 09:45“The Real Husband Snatchers of Hollywood”
Wife: Gurl why are you stealing my man?
Snatcher: tsk tsk tsk… no darling I ain’t stealing your man. I am snatching him. Know the difference… Toodles
Teflondon
June 15, 09:23**abt typing**
I’ll pass…
**sees the pic of him in CK pants**
Is that really his?? Good lawd!
Take me home baby!!
kacee
June 15, 09:30@teflondon Lmbao
Diablo
June 15, 10:04Well he’s definitely fine. But i like to be the fine one, so i prefer my men average at most!
Francis
June 15, 11:11@Diablo Bros eh, abeg come and explain this your moves. Na insecurity things?
posh6666
June 15, 10:20Honestly i always feel Nicole is just an ugly lucky bitch.And to think his so faithful to her?well have never heard any scandals bout dem her juju strong jare.
ruby
June 15, 11:02This is one fiiiiiiiiine piece of Man Meat
mrFresh
June 15, 11:58His shaaaa foinnnneeeeee…like d third to d last pics wiv d white brief
Francis
June 15, 13:19@Keredim like I told you yesterday, thou must keep the sabbath day holy :P. Lol
Khaleesi
June 15, 13:22Gawd!!! what a lovely man, fine and matured to perfection … abeg he belongs in the arms of a man joor ***tongue out*** ***rushes to stand next to A/C and cool off***
Andrevn
June 15, 15:05*chuckles* Uhm! Shade spotted Queen Regnant but I’m pleased to remind you that he’s already taken so shoo! Shoo shoo!!! for those with youthful strength and red blood still coursing thru their veins. Madame Dedragon this will be the ONLY and LAST TIME we will fight over a man. And oh! allow me the pleasure of dousing that heat that’s making your nethers all flustered *manipulates saliva from Poshs’ drooling agape mouth….sprays it on ya* That will do. *curtsies * Your Grace.
Andrevn
June 15, 14:31*Taps microphone*
Hello KDville! I see some bishes be thirsting after MY MAN. Just so you know my powers are not limited to the Kaleidoscopic depths of the ocean. *Zings lightning from finger tips* You might want to go ask Ari Parker in the cove where I packed her. This is the much I’ll say. Hello b(M)itch!!!
Tobby
June 15, 16:04Hallo Herr Kodjoe ^__^
Lothario
June 15, 16:52That last picture is from eons ago…. Lord have mercy, I saw that fashion show on Video Fashion many years ago
trystham
June 15, 17:37Hian!!! Some o y’all can make a career outta being monitoring spirits. Years ago ke? Andrevn, I hope this is not another Toke story in d making
keredim
June 15, 21:02All buh the main pic are at least 7 years old.
trystham
June 15, 22:15Toh! Oro p’esi je. Continue!