Morning Humour XII

Morning Humour XII

A KDian sent me a screengrab of his online hook-up chat. Check on it below.Screenshot_2014-12-24-07-19-49-1LOL! If he doesn’t protect his role as a bottom, who will?

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  1. #TeamKizito
    January 31, 05:54 Reply

    He’s trying to say LMAO – Leave Me Alone Ode.


  2. enigmous
    January 31, 06:40 Reply

    Eeya…am feeling for the oyibo man. He must be feeling rejected.

    I wouldn’t have done differently tho. No white banana shall enter my kingdom.

      • pinkpanthertb
        January 31, 07:40 Reply

        Uh, shop KOJIE SAN soaps, SERUM & lotion on DEALDEY NOW! (Quite a mouthful), do have a little faith nah.

    • Lord II
      January 31, 09:46 Reply

      Enormous isn’t that being a bit racist? It’s not about the colour of a man’s skin but of his spirit abi?

      • Deola
        January 31, 12:12 Reply

        Its enigmous Lord, not enormous. Not every one cares about size.

      • Lord II
        January 31, 12:19 Reply

        Oh ok my keypads to blame bad bad boi… now enormous u see again Ooooh let me try ok Enigmous ah better…why being racist dude?

  3. KryxxX
    January 31, 07:08 Reply




    I NO WAN DO!


  4. Chizzie
    January 31, 07:24 Reply

    the white guy is what you’d call a determined lesbian

  5. Legalkoboko
    January 31, 07:31 Reply

    Lol. As desperate as one political party I know.

    • Gad
      January 31, 16:07 Reply

      Where have you been? Expecting the response to your query for going on AWOL.

  6. Percy
    January 31, 08:09 Reply

    “Lesbating” seems to be trending lately… n let live Lolz

    • Mercury
      January 31, 09:28 Reply

      That word kills me every time….Lesbating..Lol, I miss sch.

  7. Ace
    January 31, 08:27 Reply

    This new trend on “lesbianism” cracks me up every time. The imagery I always have in my head eh… Awkward!

  8. Lord II
    January 31, 08:36 Reply

    Then why stringing him on…tell the guy ur just not interested na…and don’t be so wicked the guy’s konji is almost killing him pshewww!

    • pinkpanthertb
      January 31, 08:46 Reply

      Stringing who along? Lord, are you sure you read the chat well?

      • Chizzie
        January 31, 12:31 Reply

        I’m telling u to shut up cus ur comments are really senseless and u have a problem putting yr words together properly, so i’d rather u just stop commenting.

    • Lord II
      January 31, 09:52 Reply

      Yes I did. The guy is asking for something so bad and instead of your friend to just say he isn’t all about sex at all he just allows him to display his konjiness!!! Am sure they must have met in a gay chat media somehow and so it’s not as though he doesn’t know your friend is doing…bot or top it doesn’t matter here.

      • pinkpanthertb
        January 31, 10:29 Reply

        I still have to ask: did you read the chat well?
        Or is there any part of the word ‘No’ that seems unclear to you?

        • pinkpanthertb
          January 31, 10:40 Reply

          Aswearigod! The more he comments, the more i double check the photo to be sure i updated the right thing

      • Lord II
        January 31, 10:54 Reply

        Ok so why NO! I tot they were buddies seeing that u don’t just go chatting up strangers and asked to be topped or bottomed…he just keeps saying no to all the requests after am sure…maybe telling the guy he is gay….so ok you re gay and NOT DOING…then what the heavens are u doing in a gay sex chat media??? No to top him then no to be topped arghhh! I don’t just deal with these selfish guys we see online…GET OUT THEN biko and give space to some serious fuck minded buddies abi…pschew!

      • Lord II
        January 31, 10:56 Reply

        4 all u know just because he’s VERSE that could be his sin! And it’s still not fair….

        • pinkpanthertb
          January 31, 11:13 Reply

          Guy, you’re overthinking the picture. And its not good for you to overthink things. Look what its making you do, the mess your comment is.
          Here’s what you should do. Go back to the picture. Take a deep breath and read it again.

      • Lord II
        January 31, 12:03 Reply

        And you are bottom and I expected you to understand? Smh and now what was I thinking sheesh! You re so down that road you don’t even let yourself breath the air tops breath or try to think they way they do…all u’ve said was your point and no other point can suffice abi? Ha! Selfishness… it’s simply not wanting to see all sides of the equation…if it’s not the bottoms position it’s nothing then…ok ooo carry go. U r very intelligent!!!!!!!

  9. Max
    January 31, 08:51 Reply

    This is crazy. Ndi top and bottom.. He doesn’t even wanna be topped by a bottom.
    This role thing sef. I don tire

  10. Mr Kassy
    January 31, 09:04 Reply

    Hahahahahahaha! ROTFLMAO! Meanness detected in here.Dude thou art!

  11. Mercury
    January 31, 09:22 Reply

    Hahahhahahahahahahahaaaa, this is tots hilare!!!!

  12. Brian Collins
    January 31, 11:23 Reply

    I will say it again, i dont think there is anything wrong with homolesbianism. Bottom meets verse bottom. Yokohama happens all over again. Verse bottom becomes top in relationship and they live happily ever after.
    Errrr…… wrong!!! I guess pinky’s friend didnt want that.
    And when did bottoms stop liking their cocks getting sucked? #AskingForLord.

    • Lord II
      January 31, 12:36 Reply

      Abi ooooo pls help me ask Pinky who seems all bent on taking the bottoms side hook line and sinker! Pschewwww again and again!

  13. Constant
    January 31, 13:04 Reply

    Ouch…that hurts…BTW…is it a crime for a bottom to get his cocked sucked, if yes..then come and arrest my Bae….
    OAN…i’m no bottom but i do give my bae a good head such that he wish he was Top….

  14. victor
    January 31, 16:17 Reply

    He probably declined cos the white guy asked some questions that indicated he was a bottom and now he just don’t want to do anything with a guy he considers not man enough,lmao.
    Most ppo just can’t grasp that there are real versatiles,as long as u ve taken dicks up your ass bfor nothingelse matters,u automatically bcome a bottom and please dnt say otherwise, that’s why I ask what’s your role first cos I can play whichever but I won’t do a stingy top or stingy bottom

    • Lord II
      January 31, 16:42 Reply

      Ah at last some sense! House wake up oooo this place does not have to be all about the power bottoms we have in this place and their side of viewing things even if THEY CLAIM to own the fricking blog!!!!

      • Gad
        January 31, 18:31 Reply

        What are you insinuating? Are you implying that bottoms are the ruling party? If so,how many parties are we looking at and which party will you say is the main opposition party?

      • pinkpanthertb
        January 31, 21:19 Reply

        Jeezuz! You’re trying too hard, Mr. Big. Haba. The existence of bottoms shouldn’t threaten your topness, should it?

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